I forgot about plurks' vacation mode while I was cottaging with a bunch of homos for a week. Derp.
U SUCK
Oh yeah? 
Why's that?
Why's that?
...because you forgot about plurks vacation mode. And because you like penis.
..... Hm.
speaking of penis, I hear daylen sucks...
I hear that Simon blows.
ZING.
Matt
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why are they called blowjobs, anyway? They don't blow. That would hurt.
I never really understood that either.