24.media.tumblr.com/tumb... alright tav you asked for it
uHHHHHHHHHHH,,,
dAVE,
tavros
wHAT IS HAPPENING, aND, uM, wHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE,
kiss kiss motherfucker
chocolate is kind of like your color
and youre kind of sweet and its like chocolate
uHH, tHANK YOU, i THINK,
i MEAN, i HOPE THAT IS A COMPLIMENT,
it is
oH,
oKAY,
gOOD,
yeah man
id never say anything rude
aRE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, bECAUSE, yOU NEVER KNOW,,
tHERE MIGHT BE A TIME WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
bUT, nONETHELESS, i AM VERY HAPPY,
tHANK YOU,,
well ok maybe
but now is not that time
}: )
tHAT IS GOOD, bUT, uHH, wHY ARE YOU KISSING ME,
i THOUGHT THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE, oR SOMETHING, tHAT YOU HAVE RED FEELINGS FOR,
why do you guys seem to restrict that stuff to one person
or whatever
man i love all you guys everyone is great
uHH, wELL,,,
i THINK RED FEELINGS SHOULD BE SAVED FOR, tHAT ONE SPECIAL PERSON,
then maybe theyre not red
why do feelings have to be put into specific labels and quadrants anyway
mAYBE,,,
i feel what i feel and like what i like and who and what and wherever
i dont need to label it
wELL, i DON'T KNOW, uHH, tHAT IS JUST HOW IT WORKS, i GUESS,
bUT YOU'RE, uHH, sPECIAL, dAVE,
well i dunno but it doesnt matter to me
aT LEAST, i THINK SO,
special
how so lil man
uHH, yOU KNOW,
jUST SPECIAL, aND COOL,
well thanks
youre kind of particular yourself
pARTICULAR,,,
unique
uH, i DON'T THINK SO,
tHE ONLY THING THAT IS UNIQUE ABOUT ME, iS MY WHEELCHAIR, i GUESS,
what
bullshit
wELL, rECENTLY, vRISKA SAID i WAS A MONKEY, oR SOMETHING, sO MAYBE THAT MAKES ME UNIQUE,
vriska is full of shit
dont listen to her
aRE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT,,
150% sure
bUT,,,
nope
nOPE,,
you should stay by me
oKAY, tHAT MAKES ME FEEL A LOT BETTER,
i wont let her bother you anymore
wHAT,,,
rEALLY,,,
good
really
Lil Cal
says
HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
what
get the fuck out
uHHHHH,
anyway
as we were saying
uM,,,
yeah
stick with me kid
oKAY,,, iF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO, tHAT IS,
yeah man dont worry
ive got your back
and your huge horns and everything else
eVEN MY WHEELCHAIR,,,
yeah even your wheelychair
oHHHHH,
tHANK YOU,,
mmhmm
wheel to me baby
no problem
uHHH, i DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY RIGHT NOW,,
i AM SORT OF, wELL, sPEECHLESS, i SUPPOSE,
thats alright
shh shh only friendship now
fRIENDSHIP, rIGHT,,
what
Đave
is
something wrong
uHH, nO, nOT REALLY,
i MEAN,,,
yES,
tHERE IS NOTHING WRONG, i THINK,
good
yEAH, gOOD,,,
awesome
sO,,
hOW ARE YOUR, uHH, pUPPETS DOING,
pretty great
phallic as always
pHALLIC,
wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
representing a cock
a WHAT,
uHHHH,,,
bone bulge
oH,,,
pUPPETS HAVE BONE BULGES,
tHAT IS WEIRD,
yeah i guess it is
bros kinda weird
hE WAS NICE TO ME, tHE OTHER DAY,
hE MADE ME A pUPA pAN PUPPET,, }: )
your pupa pan puppet might be a bit
uh
well
pornagraphic
wHAT,,,
ok p
bone bulges
puppets
pupa pan
put it together
bUT,,,,
wHY WOULD HE DO THAT,
i DON'T WANT MY PUPPET TO HAVE THOSE THINGS,
because hes weird
bUT, wHAT DO i DO WITH MY PUPPET NOW,
iT IS REALLY NICELY MADE, bUT,,
i donno
up to you lil man
i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, bECAUSE, i DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT,
dO YOU WANT IT,,
sure alright
ill take care of it
rEALLY,, tHANK YOU,
bUT, uHH, dO YOU LIKE PUPPET BONE BULGES, lIKE YOUR BRO LUSUS DOES,,
i love them
especially in my mouth
oH,,,,,
uHHH,,,,,,,,
yeah
bUT,,,
wHAT ABOUT jOHN,,,,
wHAT ABOUT OTHER, uHH, pEOPLE, oR SOMETHING, i DON'T KNOW, uHHH,,,,
what about them
tHEY HAVE BONE BULGES TOO, i THINK, bUT YOU LIKE, pUPPET BONE BULGES, aND NOT THEIRS, oR SOMETHING,,,,
i like all the bone bulges
mostly yours
eXCUSE ME,,,,
uHH, dAVE,,,,
dO YOU HAVE, uHH, i DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, bUT, rED FEELINGS, fOR ME,,
maybe a lil
i hope thats not bad
wOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,,,
tHAT IS NOT BAD AT ALL THOUGH, jUST,
tHIS IS ALL SO, uHH, sUDDEN,
sry
we can take it slow
i NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD, wELL, hAVE ANY RED FEELINGS FOR ME, eVER,
well surprise
uHH, yES, wHAT A SURPRISE,,
whatcha gonna do about it
wELL,,
well
i DON'T WANT TO MOVE TOO FAST, uHH, hOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT FEELINGS i HAVE FOR YOU,,
uHHH,
tHIS COULD ALL BE A SETUP, wITH vRISKA,
what no forget about vriska
and come to me
cOME TO YOU,,
yeah
into my arms
or i can sit on your lap
since youre in a wheelychair
uHHH, wHATEVER IS MOST COMFORTABLE FOR YOU,
alright lapchair it is
wHAT IS THAT,,,
Lil Cal
says
HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA
HE HA HE HO HO HA.
Lil Cal
says
HOO HOO HOO HEE HEE HEE
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Lil Cal
says
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
THIS IS FUN.
HAHAHAHAHOHOHOHO.
Lil Cal
says
HOO HOO HEE HEE HEE HAA
AAHAHA HO HO HA HA HOHO.
Lil Cal
says
HOO HOO HOO HOO HEE HAA
HA HA HA, I THINK I AM ALL LAUGHED OUT.
whoa
no
WHAT?
anyway tav
how would you like a nice time to just hang out
get some ice cream
uHH, sURE,
iCE CREAM SOUNDS REALLY NICE,
ICE CREAM.
cream is always great
i mean ice cream
MMMM.
THAT DOES SOUND REALLY NICE.
get out deuce
youre not invited
HEY.
uHH, hELLO,
HELLO THERE, BOY.
uHH, hOW ARE YOU,
I AM KIND OF DOWN.
BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND THING DIDN'T INVITE ME.
HE SEEMS A LOT MEANER THAN YOU.
uHH, wELL,
dAVE IS NOT AS MEAN AS HE SEEMS, aT FIRST,
man me and tav are tight
its a brodate
youre not part of the brolationship
get out
WHY NOT?
a DATE,,,,
yeah
a date
because you are not involved
FINE.
I'LL GO GET ICE CREAM WITH DROOG.
good
wOW,,,
a DATE,,
}: O
Woooooooow. And you were just talking to me a8out friendship.
yup
whoa
get out
}: (
uHHH,,
vRISKA, wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
Getting ready to punch the time 8oy. Did you fuck it up with the 8lind girl or do you just enjoy leading her on?
wow when was anything i did or anyone i was or am involved with become your business
thats right, never
fuck off
wHAT,,
Oh, didn't you know, Tavros? Juuuuuuuust the other day he was getting into Pyrope's quadrants.
tEREZI,,,
That's riiiiiiiight.
yOU ARE LYING,
oR, mAYBE NOT,,
I never lie!!!!!!!!
i DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
We've 8een through this. I don't!
she lies all the time
When?
do i even have to be specific
Yes.
,,,
uM, i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GONG ON RIGHT NOW, aND i DON'T KNOW IF i WANT TO,,
no man youve been pushing this far enough and weve been through this already and it needs to stop
laying your nasty ass spider eggs around so they hatch and devour everyone bits by bits
nope
how about keeping your nose out of others business too
Hahahahahahahaha, nice distraction, time 8oy.
piss off the point stands
Noooooooope. I never lie and you're a man whore!
help i cant hold all these false statements and accusations
Help! I can't 8elieve how much 8ullshit you're spewing!
the only one spewing bullshit is you
And yet you can't think of a siiiiiiiingle lie. Interesting.
man youre just jealous of all the action i get
cant get your thoughts off this hot ass
chasing me like a dog does its own damn tail
circles and circles and you keep biting but cant quite get this hot bit in your mouth
Suuuuuuuure, time 8oy, like I couldn't have you the moment I wanted you.
Đave
is
that so
All I need to do is look at your 8ack to 8e sure of it. >:::: )
that doesnt even mean anything
Hahahahahahahaha, all the lies are coming out of your mouth today.
All of them.
Đave
says
the one that was stoned off painkillers and didnt even realize what happened until the day or two after
uM,,,,
I know what I'm like time 8oy, do you? You allow yourself to get that from a girl who won't remem8er doing it, sounds like you reeeeeeeeally
wanted it to me.
who said that was the actual intention
i liked you in a good mood
I did. 8ecause you're a predicta8le dum8ass time 8oy who is always going to fuck everything over.
uHHH, i'M JUST GOING TO GO, bACK TO MY HIVE NOW, wELL, i GUESS i'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER, oR SOMETHING,,,,,,,,, }:' (
8yyyyyyyye, Tavros! Why don't you try not 8eing completely useless while you're gone????????
have fun tav