Wwhat is evven goin on around here.
havent seen you around here before big boy
I don't think I'vve come across you either.
Another stupid human landglubber, I assume.
seems like something we should change
what do they call you
Lil Cal
says
HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA HAA
...
My name's Dualscar.
You're... Bro.
Howw simple and stupid alltogether.
dualscar
hella badass
Wwhy yes, but of course.
/casually picks up lil cal and slips him onto his shoulder
got any more scars
Yeah, quite a feww.
Lil Cal
says
HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
you look like a guy whos suffered his share of beatdowns
makes sense
Wwhat's that supposed to mean?
wwhat the fuck
hey its punkass bitch jr
sup
Oh, cod.
go fuck yourself strider.
yeah i was doing that earlier
it gets lonely
oh my cod.
Haha, oh, fuck.
anyway what brings such a cute pair of fishfuckers out here
Cute? Fishfuckers?
Wwhat a contradictive statement to put together.
hey i dont judge
everyone has their weird as fuck fetishes
oh my cod wwhy are you hittin on me
because i cant wait to get into those dumbass striped pants of yours
Take it as a compliment, Eridan.
jesus dick did you pick those out yourself or did mom get e
em
i dont havve a mom dumbfuck.
oh shit
did i treat on a sensitive topic
tread fuck whatever
dont cry lil one
trolls dont havve parents like humans
youre so stupid.
dunno
Howw is he supposed to knoww.
Being just human.
that dualscar bitch looks like a big enough pussy to be your mother
Excuse me.
oh my cod.
youre excused
No, no, wwhat you're saying is unacceptable.
seems perfectly acceptable to me
Fuck off.
mmm
straightforward
i like that in a man
Wwait.
Wwhat are you implyin here.
oh my cod you're hitting on my ancestor.
werent you the one calling me simple and stupid earlier
As you are.
I'm not sure wwhat you're aimin for here.
jesus christ i hope the retardation isnt hereditary
It's not as much as I dunno that I don't reely wwant to believve it.
You're a horrible flirt.
im busting out all the flirting skills here man
what could i possibly be doing wrong
Wwhat is it you wwant exactly.
shits pretty obvious
I'm not fillin quads or pails wwith you, givve it up already.
youre breaking my filthy landglubber heart
Good.