Woah, Simon and Matt must have had some sort of horrible facial disfigurement...
a hooker bit my nose off
sounds reasonable
I paid him to do that. The hooker, that is.
Thank you Daylen 
oh you bitch! and you turned it into a gay joke!
Matt
says
oh, charming 
Matt is the hooker! 
killed it
and this horrific running joke wasn't dead to begin with?
it's still kicking 
true matt...true...