Hang on

you can hire a teenage girl to do some crazy-ass hilarious rituals

and this makes you LESS amused by our planet?

normally, the mere phrase "teenage girl" would be enough.

I stands by what I says

I....suppose I should be glad about that?

though I think it all comes down to Harry Potter frankly.

lol

> Arizona

Glad to see the home state staying as classy and intellectual as ever