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A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever

wahhahaha

ok wait, lots more to come

after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and

hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars

and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and

never got cheated on while he was at work and

all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.

men

ok, that wasn't right, I apologize

That sounds like me Many, many years ago. I can sue you.

what are u apologizing for?

I'm not actually sorry

tito dan

ah, there she is... I was starting to worry

yikes... is that a true event? ahahah

it's a fairytale, no man has that luck, lol

my bucket list!