check out these tits
:33 < *ac thinks that miss strider look very but but f33ls a little weird that she isn't wearing pants*
not what i wanted to see
no need for pants this ass is fucking fantastic
check it out dave
yes wonderful but i dont want it
you cant handle all this jelly
yeah whatever
even the cat girl cant keep her eyes off of it
i dont blame her
Wow. And I thought JOHN got squishier. ::::\
you wont believe em till you feel em
:33 < what! i was just saying you arent wearing pants and that might be a bit embarrassing! ))X
nah nothing to be embarrassed about
isnt the human form beautiful
38|
♏ Vriska
was
that an invit8ion? ::::|
woah dave your brother is a girl too!
yeah i see that
yeah sure
✭ john
is
it going to happen to everybody?
o_o oh my
what is happening down there below my belt line?? > _>;;;
hahaha
oh thats too great
oh my god.
tmi tmi tmi.
>////< oh my god oh my god oh my god what is that
D; WHAT IS THAT
hahahaha oh you didnt have those classes huh
thats called a boner bro
w-what??!?!? o ///o
why was i not told about these things????
this is so weird!!!!
well now you know about it dont you
i dont wanna be a dude anymore
;_;
go rub out in the shower
youll be fine
what but i dont want to...touch...it >_>
ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww
hahahaha well then
; _;
you can deal with awkward boners all day
or do that ~try to think of something~ else thing
but it never worked for me
dave!!!!!! help me!!! ; _;
what do i do????
T_T this is so awkward and weird i wish i were a girl again
oh geez.
sh just chill out and
i donno grab a sock or something if you dont wanna touch directly
it can feel really good
ewwww dave!!! thats so wrong!!!! DX
what no its perfectly healthy guys do it all the time
what the 2hiit am ii readiing here
yeah enjoy it while you can
oh hey sol are you a babe too yet
no
damn
2orry two 2hoot down your hope2 and dream2 2triider
but yeah jade calm the fuck down and grab it by the reigns
pretty literally
D//< ew ewwwww stop telling me this!!! its not helping the situation at all!! more like arent you even embarrassed to talk about this???
yeah well ill manage
uh no jake not really
its a pretty casual thing
: /
ii2 thii2 2ome 2ort of human thiing?
sounds like this happens to you often = _=;;
OH MY.
take about thiing2 stiickiing out and 2hiit?
were not talking about me though
just take care of it
and youll feel better afterward
Awwwwwwww, how sad. You would make suuuuuuuuch a pretty girl.
iim ju2t goiing two leave
how un2urprii2iing vrii2ka 2tiill remaiin2 a huge biitch regardle22 of gender
@ ////@;;;;;;;;;; no no no no i need another way to get rid of this....thing!!!
uh id suggest go to sleep but then morning wood happens
like i said you can try distracting yourself if you want
think of baseball.
yeah here distract yourself with these
sisbro....
damdave
dame whatever
not helping
:33 < *ac doesnt really understand what everyone is talking about but wonders if there is anyway she can help mr harley with his problem*
no!
no nepeta it's
not that kind of problem.
hahaha yeah you can help him out
baseball baseball baseball baseball @ _@;;;
i think
hed appreciate that
*bangs head against wall*
you have to think about really unsexy things.
like stubbing your toe.
yeah think of hot guys running shirtless in the sun
Oh oh oh, just take Terezi!
He's reaaaaaaaally unsexy!
stubbing my toe! got it!!....dame!!!! >: (
no guys i mean unsexy things!
..... : /
accidentally drinking off milk.
kittens.
drinking milk off a guy
wow you're not helping!
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stop it!!!!!
DX
ahha
; _; make it stop
i told you how to make it stop
but you made it worse though!!! DX
T _T
hehe
you make things worse when youre a girl >: (
why because you cant resist my lucious breasts
>_>;;; dont start now
or is it the beautiful curve of my hips
the round ass
What hips? John's are waaaaaaaay nicer.
stop!!!!!! D//X
or you can think of jaels hips
whatever
nah ive obviously got the best hips for contemplating here
got that righ- w-what am i saying???
hahahaha
*pinches self*
ugh!!!! what is wrong with me???
its just hormones
itll happen a lot
are all guys like this???
: /
gotta learn to control i
it
>_< control.....got it....
>: O
hehe
D4V3
H3LP
what is it now
1TS GOT 4 M1ND OF 1TS OWN >: O
oh you too
WH4T DO
touch
NOW WH4T
1 4M NOT TOUCH1NG TH4T TH1NG D4V3
then deal with it i suppose
NOT 4 PROP3R 4NSW3R!
COM3 H3LP M3
oh my god
oh
um ok
uh.
WH4T 1F 1 JUST
TOR3 1T OFF
ow ow ow oh
that would
hurt a lot and youd bleed and holy fuck ow
oh my god why would you do that.
i winced.
i was going to do the same but then i thought it would be very painful later @ _@;;;
yeah dont
dont do that
just think of something complicated and serious! it helped with mines
yeah
think of something like this
oh fuck
that usually turns me on even more but maybe its different with kids who knows
oh wow tmi
>_>;;;;;;;; that looks...painful
...
does it turn you on
no = _=;
problem solved
oh my god what is this
that i mean*
somebodys fetish
somebody being yours
nah ive got better ones
i wont ask
good plan
wouldnt want to corrupt your cute little virgin ears
ha ha
thats obvs what would happen