/Blithely asks it what I should have for dinner.

I asked if I should stick with my job and he told me that it isn't easy being the chosen one x_x

I asked him if he liked pie, and he told me to join the dark side. I asked if they had pie on the dark side, and he told me that it was too

late for him, but I had the whole day in front of me.

he suggesting that I spend the day eating pie?

Because if that's what the dark side is about, I'm so there.

Last I heard, they had cookies. So it stands to reason that they also have pie.