...hm?

wouldn't you like to know?

Yes, I would!

non

...¿no?

your first thought of Angleterre and I was of us kissing.

If we ever kissed it would be with our fists bloodying our noses!

...eh, but you're always either fighting or fucking each other.

since it's not war time, I assumed it'd be the later...

... where did you even find that idea?

walking in on you two a few times...

that picture, I was kidding! He would sooner run me through with a-

oh

it is very hard to forget something like that.

I wonder why I didn't notice

oui I'm certain it was very unforgettable

yes, it was very disgusting.

I don't know why I've ever let you sleep with me after that...

Because I am amazing and very satisfying in bed~

eh.

.... "eh"???

You're okay!

I'm far better than okay

Well, a little better.

Sometimes you're quite good! But eh...

You have no taste.

None

I have good taste!

not if you sleep with Romano

Really, you're not that exciting when you're covered in bruises and cuts and half drunk on absinthe.

Eh, excuse me, completely drunk on absinthe.

and hey! Roma's very good!

he's very passionate and stubborn and so so cute...

I'm very exciting, merci!!

... He is rude and an idiot...

but I will agree he is passionate and cute.

oh, well you get used to his rudeness.

...mostly.

come to think of it, I think you two are made for each other.

... has anyone else seen Angleterre and I?