You do like scaring yourself don't you?

Do you not find it boring to constantly ask inane, rhetorical questions that you already know the answer to?

But yes. Yes, I do.

No. If I did, why would I ask them?

I'm going to assume that you realised my own question was rhetorical, and now you are only answering to poke fun at me.

That's quite ungentlemanly of you, I must say.

Your assumptions are entirely wrong.

Are you insinuating that you did not realise that my own question was rhetorical?

Or only that you are not poking fun at me, and instead answered my question for some other reason?

What do you think I am insinuating?

Why on earth would I poke fun at you when I am trying to make nice with you?

Don't boys poke fun at the girls they want to get attention from in the schoolyard?

It seemed your style, is all.

If you say so.

My, did that sting?

Why would it?

oh snap haha

I beg your pardon?