Booty call?

Yep

He was trying to fuck her because she's drunk as a skunk

He just came back asking if he could sleep on the floor.

I was literally like NOPE.

FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE.

/bear

Good >(

If he comes back again, I will kick him in the face. It is 5am

That shit is just not acceptable

Please do, for everyone's sakes CP

*XP

gah! What the hell? Your roommate needs a serious knock in the head. Or something!