I made out with Andy Samberg on the bathroom floor. I'm ok with this

Excuse me, I did it after I got drunk. Still an ok

I lost my virginity to Andy Samberg on my 13th birthday.

....who's Andy Samberg. /wiki

I bitchslapped Charlie Sheen at my mom's birthday party.

I played hopscotch with Ron Weasley inside a McDonald's.

grinningnightmare: LMAO amazing

I had unprotected sex with Tom Felton inside a McDonalds

I'm not okay with this

I bitchslapped justin beiber in a Mc Donald's. Nice!

Tsu and Par win so far.

conversely, i could say I made a porno with or I played hopscotch with because the shirt under my fleece is black and white.

I much prefer the bitchslapping.

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bitchslapping is much better

Andy Samberg is da boss

Guy from Lonely Island

Oh! Can I use bra color? I'm cool with playing hopscotch.

I played hopscotch with this Andy person.

If I use bra color, I made a porno with Ron Weasley in a McDonald's. That's not cool.

playing hopscotch is better

LOL