hears crickets

drugs

I don't know. Beer.

What are YOU drinking?

what are you, 17?

jk, if you were in memphis, I'd buy you all the beer you could drink

come on, I didn't check your profile. Talk to ME!

that's hot

yes!

she's not talking to me. I kind of hate her now

you are cool though, suddenly

why are you drinking water on a friday night?

where the eff are you? chicago? it's like 11:30? that's too late for gymtime.

that you please pay attention to him

both lonely and uncharacteristically affectionate

YOU!

why aren't you talking to me?

MBoobie?

why are you ignoring me? You're all I've got tonight.