a quote from my kitchen &quot;If your mom asks why you were standing on the counters, tell her you had to for our movie.&quot;

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a quote from my kitchen "If your mom asks why you were standing on the counters, tell her you had to for our movie."

13 years ago

Also following that quote "I love alien guys"

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Lol

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My son: "I don't think I really need to take over the earth."

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His bf: Than why did I have to meet you here?

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Bf: And why did you take my organs?

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My son: I didn't

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My son: Okay I took your organ, but I was just looking for somethiing.

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I am so entertained I can hardly focus on my work

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haha!

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lmao

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