Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:44:09.000Z
fUuUuUcK, mAn.
✭ john
2011-09-17T10:44:12.000Z
... is that mario music in the background?
Đave
2011-09-17T10:44:23.000Z
it might be actually
Đave
2011-09-17T10:44:25.000Z
isnt it
Đave
2011-09-17T10:44:26.000Z
just
Đave
2011-09-17T10:44:28.000Z
great
✭ john
2011-09-17T10:44:46.000Z
it's... weird.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:44:54.000Z
wHaT's A mArIo?
Đave
2011-09-17T10:46:06.000Z
dont worry about it man
Đave
2011-09-17T10:46:15.000Z
its beautiful
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:47:01.000Z
WhAtEvEr It Is, MaRiO iS mOtHeRfUcKiN bEaUtIfUl. BeAu...Ty.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:47:03.000Z
FuLl.
Đave
2011-09-17T10:47:18.000Z
beautyfull...
✭ john
2011-09-17T10:47:31.000Z
it's a game!
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:49:15.000Z
lIkE "lEt'S rUn AwAy FrOm BeEs AnD wHo GeTs StUnG fIrSt..." I fOrGeT, bUt SoMe ShIt HaPpEnS.
Đave
2011-09-17T10:49:44.000Z
what about bees
Đave
2011-09-17T10:49:47.000Z
bees are so cool
Đave
2011-09-17T10:49:49.000Z
all stripy and shit
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:50:05.000Z
bZzZzZz.
Đave
2011-09-17T10:51:08.000Z
buzz
Đave
2011-09-17T10:51:11.000Z
and their eyes are so big
Đave
2011-09-17T10:51:13.000Z
and full of
Đave
2011-09-17T10:51:14.000Z
eyes
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:52:26.000Z
...BzZzZzZz. ZiP zOoP bOoPeTy BoOp. HoNk!
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:52:43.000Z
EyE oF tHe FaNgBeAsT.
Đave
2011-09-17T10:53:17.000Z
boop
Đave
2011-09-17T10:53:28.000Z
you mean weird long nose that sucks pollen beast
Đave
2011-09-17T10:53:37.000Z
pollen is that spelled right
Gamzee
2011-09-17T10:55:24.000Z
fLiCkS dAvE's NoSe AnD hOlDs HiS tHuMb BeTwEeN tWo FiNgErS
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:55:27.000Z
gOt YoUr MoThErFuCkIn NoSe AnD iT iSn'T lOnG aT aLl.
Đave
2011-09-17T10:56:20.000Z
oh bitch no
Đave
2011-09-17T10:56:21.000Z
give that back
Đave
2011-09-17T10:56:25.000Z
* reaches*
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T10:57:04.000Z
NoOoO!! hAhAhAhA.
Gamzee
2011-09-17T10:57:06.000Z
hIdEs HiS hAnDs BeHiNd HiS bAcK
Đave
2011-09-17T11:04:54.000Z
agh fuck no i need that
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:05:18.000Z
fOr WhAt?
Đave
2011-09-17T11:07:11.000Z
sniffing stuff
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:10:49.000Z
hMmM. yOu CaN bOrRoW mInE, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:11:12.000Z
oh great cool
Đave
2011-09-17T11:11:16.000Z
*reaches to touch gamzees nose....*
Gamzee
2011-09-17T11:12:07.000Z
hOnKs
Đave
2011-09-17T11:12:31.000Z
hahahaha
Đave
2011-09-17T11:12:33.000Z
hahah
Đave
2011-09-17T11:12:35.000Z
pokes it again
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:15:09.000Z
hOnKhOnK wHoA mAn!! AnY mOrE aNd YoU'lL hAvE tO pAy ThE mOtHeRfUcK uP. tHrEe BoOnDoLlArS a HoNk...
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:15:14.000Z
BuT sInCe I lIkE yOu YoU gEt To Do It FoR fReE. aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN hOnKs In ThE wOrLd.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:15:55.000Z
dude thats pretty fucking great im glad you hold me in such high regards
Đave
2011-09-17T11:16:01.000Z
* he pinches it and gives it a pull*
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:19:25.000Z
AaAaAa HoNk! HaHaHa AlRiGhT mAn, HeRe'S yOuR nOsE bAcK.
Gamzee
2011-09-17T11:19:27.000Z
pAtS dAvE's FaCe
Đave
2011-09-17T11:23:15.000Z
great i can smell again
Đave
2011-09-17T11:23:18.000Z
you kind of smell like
Đave
2011-09-17T11:23:20.000Z
sour apples
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:25:56.000Z
hEyYy MoThErFuCkIn SoUr ApPlEs. I cAn DeAl WiTh ThaT.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:25:59.000Z
yOu SmElL lIkE... a LoT. a BuNcH oF sTuFf. MeAt WiTh CoTtOn CaNdY.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:26:39.000Z
cotton candy is a badass smell
Đave
2011-09-17T11:26:42.000Z
your hair is all springy
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:27:39.000Z
FoRgEt AbOuT mY mOtHeRfUcKiN hAiR, yOuR fEeT aRe FlYiNg ThE mOtHeRfUcK aWaY, bRo!!
Đave
2011-09-17T11:27:58.000Z
no fuck
Đave
2011-09-17T11:28:02.000Z
my walking abilities will be lost
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:28:47.000Z
bUt ThAt ReAlLy FuCkIn SuCkS.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:36:09.000Z
maybe without them ill just turn into like davesprite
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:38:37.000Z
wElL yEaH. bIrDs ArE mOtHeRfUcKiN fReSh. OkAy HoLd StIlL, i'M gOnNa... I'm GoNnA. mOtHeRfUcKiNg TrY sOmE sHiT.
Gamzee
2011-09-17T11:38:42.000Z
PaTs DaVe'S lEgS tO sAvE tHeM, mAyBe It'Ll WoRk
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:38:59.000Z
PaTaPaTaPaTaPaT.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:39:07.000Z
yeah maybe ill grow wings
Đave
2011-09-17T11:39:08.000Z
but ok
Đave
2011-09-17T11:39:10.000Z
go ahead
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:39:55.000Z
tHeRe, ThErE... PaT pAt, MoThErFuCkErS.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:54:50.000Z
that feels weird
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:55:50.000Z
hEy. HeYyY... yOu ArE wEiRd.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:56:55.000Z
no youre weird
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T11:58:37.000Z
nAw. HoOoOnK.
Đave
2011-09-17T11:59:02.000Z
your eyes are more
Đave
2011-09-17T11:59:04.000Z
purple
Đave
2011-09-17T11:59:09.000Z
* he leans in to take a closer look*
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:01:04.000Z
sTaReS bAcK aT dAvE
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:01:07.000Z
yOuR eYeS aRe BeEs. GrEy AnD yElLoW mOtHeRfUcKeRs...
Đave
2011-09-17T12:02:28.000Z
he tilts his shades down and stares buzz
Đave
2011-09-17T12:02:30.000Z
yours are like
Đave
2011-09-17T12:02:33.000Z
plums or something
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:04:33.000Z
b To ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN zZzZzZz.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:05:01.000Z
z is the most unnecessary letter in the alphabet ever
Đave
2011-09-17T12:05:03.000Z
you know that
Đave
2011-09-17T12:05:12.000Z
lets grab a snack
Đave
2011-09-17T12:05:16.000Z
or a drink or something
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:06:44.000Z
FuCk YeAh, LeT's... Do ThAt.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:07:05.000Z
ok
Đave
2011-09-17T12:07:07.000Z
you have to get up
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:08:46.000Z
oK... lEt'S dO tHiS. wE'rE mAkInG iT hApPeN.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:09:21.000Z
were doing this bro
Đave
2011-09-17T12:09:34.000Z
* he reaches for his hand again*
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:10:03.000Z
tAkEs DaVe'S hAnD aNd SlOwLy GeTs Up
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:10:11.000Z
hAhAhA mOtHeRfUcK, i FeEl TaLlEr ThAn AlL tHe TrEeS!!
Đave
2011-09-17T12:10:41.000Z
hey no im taller than you now
Đave
2011-09-17T12:10:51.000Z
he takes a few unsteady steps cmon
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:10:57.000Z
AlLlLl ThE tReEs...
Đave
2011-09-17T12:11:13.000Z
not all of them
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:12:20.000Z
sTuMbLeS a BiT
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:12:23.000Z
I'm TaLlEr ThAn ThEm In My MoThErFuCkIn HeArT, bRo. AnD tHaT's WhAt MaTtErS.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:15:20.000Z
i guess thats a good way to put it *he clutches tighter as to not fall *
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:23:54.000Z
hAhA, yEaH... wHeRe ArE tHe MoThErFuCkIn SnAcKs?
Đave
2011-09-17T12:24:54.000Z
fuck
Đave
2011-09-17T12:24:55.000Z
i dunno
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:25:54.000Z
hRmMmM. wHoA wHo'S tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR??
Đave
2011-09-17T12:27:41.000Z
what motherfucker where
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:30:10.000Z
uP tHeRe. He'S mOtHeRfUcKiN dOpE.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:30:26.000Z
you mean mr snoop
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:33:00.000Z
yUuUp ThAt MiStEr.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:33:41.000Z
yeah thats snoop dogg he is all of our best friend
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:36:17.000Z
tHe MoThErFuCkIn CoOlEsT oF dOgGs... HeY i ThInK i StEpPeD oN a SnAcK.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:36:47.000Z
oh *he looks down, wobbling a bit *
Đave
2011-09-17T12:36:48.000Z
where
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:38:20.000Z
sTaReS aT hIs FeEt AnD sMiLeS....
Đave
2011-09-17T12:39:27.000Z
leans on gamzee for a second
Đave
2011-09-17T12:39:29.000Z
grab it
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:41:07.000Z
yEaH!! jUsT lEt Me...
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:41:13.000Z
ReAcHeS fOr ThE bRoKeN gReEn SkItTlE hE sTePpEd On AnD fAlLs OvEr AlOnG wItH dAvE
Đave
2011-09-17T12:42:39.000Z
wait --
Đave
2011-09-17T12:42:40.000Z
ow
Đave
2011-09-17T12:43:03.000Z
he just sort of lets himself topple on top of him casually
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:44:36.000Z
hAhAhAhAhA mOtHeRfUcK.
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:44:39.000Z
jUsT lIeS tHeRe, A bIt SaD hE dIdN'T gEt ThE sKiTtLe
Đave
2011-09-17T12:45:38.000Z
stretches across him before just lying there limply holy tits
Đave
2011-09-17T12:45:41.000Z
hey youre kind of comfortable
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:49:34.000Z
aNd YoU'rE pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN wArM yOuRsElF, mAn. BuT pOiNtY.
Đave
2011-09-17T12:50:13.000Z
youre kinda pointy too
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:51:22.000Z
tUcKs HiS hAnDs In UnDeR tRoLl DaVe'S hOoDiE aNd WrApS hIs ArMs ArOuNd HiS wAiSt To KeEp HiS aRmS wArM
Đave
2011-09-17T12:52:53.000Z
shifts to wrap his arms around his neck and tangling hands into his hair, scooting closer for warmth
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T12:56:52.000Z
wHaT aBoUt SnAcKs, MaN?
Gamzee
2011-09-17T12:56:54.000Z
dOeSn'T fEeL lIkE mOvInG aNyMoRe
Đave
2011-09-17T12:57:58.000Z
i dont know
Đave
2011-09-17T12:58:13.000Z
he nuzzles his head down a little to tuck under gamzees chin its too far away...
Gamzee
2011-09-17T13:00:54.000Z
cHuCkLeS bEcAuSe Of EvErYtHiNg In ThE wOrLd AnD aLsO dAvE's HaIr Is TiCkLiNg HiM, tHaT hIlArIoUs MoThErFuCkEr
Đave
2011-09-17T13:01:49.000Z
he laughs a bit too youre great
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:03:56.000Z
YoU tOo, My MoThErFuCkIn BrOtHeR. pArTyYy...
Đave
2011-09-17T13:10:14.000Z
he pulls him in a bit closer with a sigh
Đave
2011-09-17T13:10:16.000Z
food should just
Đave
2011-09-17T13:10:17.000Z
come to us
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:14:19.000Z
wHaT iF fOoD hAd TiNy MoThErFuCkIn LeGs? AnD fAyGo BoTtLeS hAd tHeSe... WiNgS.
Đave
2011-09-17T13:14:55.000Z
everything would be perfect in the world
Đave
2011-09-17T13:14:59.000Z
nothing hurts
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:17:29.000Z
iT's AlL sO bEaUtIfUl. ThE cOlOrS aNd EvErY mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg.
Đave
2011-09-17T13:17:55.000Z
colors are like the best
Đave
2011-09-17T13:17:59.000Z
look at those lights dude holy fuck
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:19:35.000Z
AaAaAaAaAa!!
Đave
2011-09-17T13:20:24.000Z
he tries rolling over, sort of taking gamzee with him, removing his shades to look around properly
Gamzee
2011-09-17T13:23:05.000Z
RoLlS wItH dAvE aNd DrOoLs SlIGhTlY, sTiLl AwEsTrUcK bY tHoSe LiGhTs
Đave
2011-09-17T13:23:41.000Z
reaches to wipe some of the drool away, sort of papping his face and rolling back
Đave
2011-09-17T13:23:45.000Z
we need
Đave
2011-09-17T13:23:47.000Z
...
Đave
2011-09-17T13:23:49.000Z
we need something
Gamzee
2011-09-17T13:28:11.000Z
sNaPs OuT oF iT aNd ClOsEs HiS eYeS
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:28:16.000Z
wE nEeD mMmMm. MmMmM, mMm.
Đave
2011-09-17T13:28:34.000Z
i dont remember but it was a good idea im pretty sure
Đave
2011-09-17T13:28:35.000Z
mmm
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:31:43.000Z
MmMmMm. WhAt Is ThIs SoNg AnYwAy.
Đave
2011-09-17T13:33:19.000Z
what
Đave
2011-09-17T13:33:20.000Z
the
Đave
2011-09-17T13:33:23.000Z
smoke weed everyday
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T13:35:52.000Z
oOhHhH. dUnNo WhAt ThAt Is BuT tHe SoNg Is PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT.
Đave
2011-09-17T18:19:23.000Z
all of his songs
Đave
2011-09-17T18:19:26.000Z
are pretty fucking great
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T18:31:02.000Z
tHiS iS tHe BeSt MoThErFuCkIn CoNcErT eVeR, mAn. HoNk. HoOoOnK...
Đave
2011-09-17T18:43:12.000Z
he nods, relaxing
Đave
2011-09-17T18:43:15.000Z
yeah
Đave
2011-09-17T18:43:22.000Z
the best motherfuckin concert ever
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T18:54:06.000Z
hEy I tHiNk... I tHiNk MiStEr DoGg JuSt GrEw HiMsElF sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiN wInGs.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T18:54:23.000Z
ThErE's ThIs FlApPiNg NoIsE aLl OvEr, FuCk!! EvErYbOdY's DoInG iT.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-17T18:54:43.000Z
wHaT tHe FuCk!!
Đave
2011-09-18T05:16:50.000Z
whoa what
Đave
2011-09-18T05:16:54.000Z
what are you even talking about
Gamzee
says 2011-09-18T06:11:07.000Z
tHeY'rE... lIkE tHiS...
Gamzee
2011-09-18T06:11:18.000Z
tRiEs ClApPiNg HiS hAnDs ToGeThEr BuT sInCe ThEy'Re TuCkEd In UnDeR dAvE's HoOdIe It CoMeS oUt As A sMaLl ThUd
Đave
2011-09-19T06:19:03.000Z
wait i think i know what youre talking about
Đave
2011-09-19T06:19:05.000Z
haha that tickles
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:04:47.000Z
hAhAhAhA dUuUdE yOu'Re MoThErFuCkIn HiLaRiOuS.
Đave
2011-09-19T11:05:10.000Z
no but youre so much funnier
Đave
2011-09-19T11:05:17.000Z
he laughs and nuzzles under his chin you silly clown you
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:07:41.000Z
cLoWnS aRe SuPpOsEd To Be MoThErFuCkIn LaUgHsAsSiNs BuT yOu'Re...
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:07:45.000Z
YoUuUuU...
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:07:49.000Z
aRe A fUnK sOuL bRoThEr.
Đave
2011-09-19T11:08:43.000Z
like fatboy slim?
Đave
2011-09-19T11:08:47.000Z
check it out now
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:11:42.000Z
rIgHt AbOuT nOw. RoLl SoUl MoThErFuCkEr!!
Gamzee
2011-09-19T11:11:47.000Z
TrIeS rOlLiNg ArOuNd On ThE gRoUnD wItH dAvE
Đave
2011-09-19T11:15:10.000Z
he looks confused for a couple of seconds before wrapping around gamzee as they roll
Đave
2011-09-19T11:15:17.000Z
we true homies
Đave
2011-09-19T11:15:22.000Z
we ride together we roll together
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:18:21.000Z
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk!!
Gamzee
2011-09-19T11:18:23.000Z
lAuGhS aNd StOpS rOlLiNg
Đave
2011-09-19T11:23:46.000Z
but then they are stopped because of an impact against the wall oh thats rude
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:30:22.000Z
nO nEeD tO bE uPsEt... YoU gOtTa GeT aLl Up AnD tAlK sHiT tHrOuGh WiTh ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR. sHhH...
Gamzee
2011-09-19T11:30:24.000Z
pAtS tHe WaLl WiTh OnE hAnD aNd WhIsPeRs To It
Đave
2011-09-19T11:36:15.000Z
he pulls gamzee up with him as he sits up and turns to the wall with an expression of deep concentration
Đave
2011-09-19T11:36:23.000Z
whispers its not saying anything
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:39:19.000Z
iT's BeCaUsE... oH fUcK, tHiS pOoR mOtHeRfUcKeR.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T11:39:22.000Z
lEaNs AgAiNsT tHe WaLl AnD sTrOkEs It
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:39:38.000Z
iT's BeCaUsE... hE hAs No MoUtH.
Đave
2011-09-19T11:40:46.000Z
........ he slowly frowns and lifts his shade to look at the wall with kawaii eyes
Đave
2011-09-19T11:40:52.000Z
but it has a voice
Đave
2011-09-19T11:40:55.000Z
i can hear it anyway
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:42:44.000Z
wHaT's ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR sAyInG?
Đave
2011-09-19T11:45:15.000Z
i dont know its a weird language
Đave
2011-09-19T11:45:19.000Z
probably just something about pot
Gamzee
2011-09-19T11:49:47.000Z
wHiSpErS tO tHe WaLl AgAiN
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:49:59.000Z
sHhH mY bRoThEr, It'S gOnNa Be AlL mOtHeRfUcKiN oK. nO wOrRiEs.
Gamzee
gives 2011-09-19T11:50:12.000Z
tHe WaLl A kIsS aNd StRoKeS iT aNd ShOoShEs It
Đave
2011-09-19T11:50:53.000Z
i think its working
Đave
2011-09-19T11:50:57.000Z
its not whining anymore
Đave
2011-09-19T11:51:15.000Z
he reaches to pet the wall tenderly, the other hand patting Gamzee's head
Đave
2011-09-19T11:51:16.000Z
shhh shh
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:55:46.000Z
sHhHh...
Gamzee
2011-09-19T11:55:53.000Z
PaTs ThE wAlL sOmE mOrE aNd GiVeS dAvE a TrIuMpHaNt SmIlE
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T11:55:55.000Z
We DiD iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
Đave
2011-09-19T11:57:07.000Z
he grins and balls his hand into a fist and pumps it into the air yesss
Đave
2011-09-19T11:57:11.000Z
what do we do now pinkie pie
Gamzee
2011-09-19T12:04:01.000Z
nOtIcEs A sKiTtLe StUcK tO hIs ShIrT aNd EaTs It
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:04:05.000Z
I dUnNo. I tHiNk My MiDdLePaRt'S gOt ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN rUmBlIeS oN.
Đave
2011-09-19T12:05:18.000Z
yeah im basically starving
Đave
2011-09-19T12:05:22.000Z
lets try to get some food again
Đave
2011-09-19T12:05:29.000Z
for real food not just candy bits on the floor
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:15:59.000Z
hAhAhA, nOt A mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg WrOnG wItH sOmE fLoOrMuNcHiEs EiThEr, MaN. hOnKhOnK!!
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:16:14.000Z
fOoD sOuNdS fUcKiN gOoD tHoUgH.
Đave
2011-09-19T12:17:44.000Z
why would you eat off the floor those might be like bugs or snakes or smurfs or something
Đave
2011-09-19T12:17:47.000Z
lets get some real food
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:20:26.000Z
yEaHhH, mOtHeRfUcKeR. wHaT's A sMuRf? SoUnDs SiCk.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T12:20:57.000Z
SlOwLy GeTs Up AnD.... fOrGeTs WhAt He WaS gOiNg To Do... So He DeCiDeS tO sTaRe At DaVe InStEaD
Đave
2011-09-19T12:24:28.000Z
Đave
2011-09-19T12:24:37.000Z
he blinks slowly and takes gamzees hand and starts walking around a bit blindly
Gamzee
2011-09-19T12:36:28.000Z
wAlKs ArOuNd WiTh DaVe AnD lOoKs At ThE fLoOr FoR mOsT oF tHe TiMe, TuGgInG aT dAvE's HaNd
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:36:32.000Z
hEy HeY yOu'Re GoNnA mOtHeRfUcKiN gEt YoUr StEp On On AlL tHeSe CoLoRfUl StArS...
Đave
2011-09-19T12:38:02.000Z
he pauses, linking fingers no way dude i have got this he says and starts taking bigger steps across to avoid said stars
Đave
2011-09-19T12:38:03.000Z
cmon
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:42:59.000Z
AlRiGhT.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T12:43:06.000Z
tRuStS dAvE's WoRdS aNd FoLlOwS hIm ArOuNd
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:43:13.000Z
WhAt WeRe We GoNnA dO aNyWaY? oR aRe We JuSt HaViNg A lOvElY mOtHeRfUcKiN sTrOlL bEcAuSe It'S fUcKiN dOpE.
Đave
2011-09-19T12:44:47.000Z
he stops, blinks, and takes a moment to think about it, before his stomach rumbles and he remembers suddenly
Đave
2011-09-19T12:44:48.000Z
food
Đave
2011-09-19T12:44:50.000Z
dude
Đave
2011-09-19T12:44:58.000Z
we could even make a pie
Đave
2011-09-19T12:45:00.000Z
the BEST
Đave
2011-09-19T12:45:02.000Z
fucking
Đave
2011-09-19T12:45:03.000Z
pie
Đave
2011-09-19T12:45:04.000Z
ever
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:46:40.000Z
ShIt, HoW'd YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN kNoW?
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:46:47.000Z
i FuCkIn LoVe PiEs.
Đave
2011-09-19T12:47:24.000Z
i know you do man
Đave
2011-09-19T12:47:27.000Z
thats why i mentioned it
Đave
2011-09-19T12:47:36.000Z
cmon he says and starts skipping still holding gamzees hand
Đave
2011-09-19T12:47:41.000Z
we will make the biggest most best pie
Gamzee
2011-09-19T12:50:48.000Z
sTuMbLeS bEhInD dAvE tRyInG tO kEeP uP wItH hIm
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:51:02.000Z
a MoThErFuCkIn PiE oF lOvE aNd BrOtHeRhOoD. sPiCeD wItH fAyGo AnD... aNd. ThE bEsT pIe.
Đave
2011-09-19T12:52:17.000Z
yes faygo and cherries and apples and blueberries too and faygo and coca cola and did i mention cherries and some caramel too
Đave
2011-09-19T12:52:23.000Z
and maybe some of your weird troll ingredients
Đave
2011-09-19T12:52:27.000Z
it will be the best of all time
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T12:59:26.000Z
yEaH, mOtHeRfUcKeR...!! wHaT yOU sAiD. wHeRe ArE wE gOiNg AnYwAy.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T12:59:31.000Z
TrIeS tO mAkE a QuEsTiOn MaRk WiTh HiS mOuTh LiKe TeReZi PrObAbLy CaN bUt ShIt'S hArD yO
Đave
2011-09-19T13:01:13.000Z
he stops to look at gamzee confused by this attempt at mouth-metamorphasis uh
Đave
2011-09-19T13:01:26.000Z
theres gotta be a diner or something nearby... *he stops and just kind of. stares at gamzees face.*
Gamzee
2011-09-19T13:03:59.000Z
dOeSn'T rEaLiZe DaVe StOpPeD aNd KiNd Of WaLkS iNtO hIm AnD lAuGhS
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:04:02.000Z
HeYyY.
Đave
2011-09-19T13:07:24.000Z
he lets out a sound of surprise as they collide, grabbing gamzees shoulders so he doesnt fall or something else silly
Đave
2011-09-19T13:07:26.000Z
hey sup
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:10:49.000Z
HeLlO hAhAhA hOoOnK! wHaT's OnE oF tHoSe... MoThErFuCkIn DiNeR tHiNgS?
Đave
2011-09-19T13:11:48.000Z
he blinks what? he returns his long-lost shades to his face that he forgot about since the time he took them off to comfort the wall
Đave
2011-09-19T13:11:52.000Z
wait
Đave
2011-09-19T13:11:55.000Z
its like a food place
Đave
2011-09-19T13:12:06.000Z
like uhm a rest...rest...rest place oraunt
Đave
2011-09-19T13:12:07.000Z
you know
Đave
2011-09-19T13:12:11.000Z
anyway were gonna go make a pie
Đave
2011-09-19T13:12:14.000Z
cmon
Đave
2011-09-19T13:12:24.000Z
he starts walking again. it may take them a very long time to get there
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:15:19.000Z
OoOoHh. WoOoO pIe!!
Gamzee
2011-09-19T13:15:25.000Z
dIdN't GeT mUcH sMaRtEr FrOm ThAt BuT gOeS aLoNg WiTh It AnYwAy SiNcE dAvE kNoWs WhAt He'S dOiNg. MaYbE.
Đave
2011-09-19T13:16:58.000Z
woooo pie woopee *he lifts gamzee up this time with his mighty troll strength! and carries him along the way in the blind direction, bumping
Đave
2011-09-19T13:17:04.000Z
into people on the way out*
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:21:40.000Z
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! hAhAhAhA mOtHeRfUcKeR wHaT aRe YoU eVeN mOtHeRfUcKiN dOiNg!!
Gamzee
2011-09-19T13:21:44.000Z
LaUgHs AnD iS cArRiEd By ThE mIgHtY sPaRkLy TrOlL aNd WoNdErS iF tHiS iS wHaT fLyInG iS mAdE oF
Đave
2011-09-19T13:23:49.000Z
going to the pie making place you silly goober
Đave
2011-09-19T13:24:13.000Z
*he runs really fast or seems to run really fast like speed of light fast pschoooosh and then they are at a big building place and it smells
Đave
2011-09-19T13:24:15.000Z
really great*
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:30:09.000Z
wHoA dAmN!! sO tHiS iS wHaT a HuMaN mOtHeRfUcKiN dReAm Is LiKe.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T13:30:12.000Z
StArEs At ThE dInEr AnD dOeSn'T rEaLiZe He'S bEeN dRoOlInG aNd SpAcInG oUt A dEaL
Đave
2011-09-19T13:33:37.000Z
yep he doesnt really care about the drool or the space or anything really and just kind of goes through the door, still carrying gamzee
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:40:16.000Z
DaVe. hEy dAvE.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:40:24.000Z
iS bEiNg A hUmAn AlWaYs ThIs MoThErFuCkIn FuN, lIkE a PaRtY wItH fAyGo-Go-GiRlS aNd ThE fUnNiEsT lAuGhTeR eVeR tO hAvE rUnG iN yOuR eArS.
Đave
2011-09-19T13:41:18.000Z
gamzee hey gamzee he strikes a heroic pose and looks around the room yeah being a human is pretty fucking great
Gamzee
2011-09-19T13:49:01.000Z
gIgGlEsNoRtS iN a WeIrD wAy ThAt StIlL eNdS uP sOuNdInG lIkE a HoNk AnD pUtS a HaNd On HiS sToMaCh BeCaUsE iT's RuMbLiNg AgAiN
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:49:06.000Z
hEy I tHiNk My InSiDeS aRe MoThErFuCkIn EaTiNg ThEmSeLvEs.
Đave
2011-09-19T13:51:39.000Z
shh i know he lifts a hand to touch his face and shoosh pap and ends up dropping him in the process
Đave
2011-09-19T13:51:40.000Z
cmon
Đave
2011-09-19T13:51:41.000Z
pie
Gamzee
2011-09-19T13:57:26.000Z
dOeSn'T mInD fAlLiNg AnD iS tOo BuSy TrYiNg To DeCiPhEr WhAt HiS InTeRnAl CrIeS oF wAr MeAn WhEn DaVe DrOpS hIm
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T13:57:33.000Z
hAhA oWwW, mOtHeRfUcKeR. wHaT wAs ThAt?
Đave
2011-09-19T14:00:53.000Z
he grabs gamzee by the leg and starts dragging him, his mind only focused on pie
Đave
2011-09-19T14:00:57.000Z
what was whatawhat
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:04:12.000Z
tHiS iS cReEpY, mAn... I wAs AsKiNg YoU tHe SaMe FuCkIn ThInG!
Đave
2011-09-19T14:06:31.000Z
no fucking way
Đave
2011-09-19T14:06:31.000Z
man
Đave
2011-09-19T14:06:33.000Z
we are like
Đave
2011-09-19T14:06:34.000Z
psychic
Đave
2011-09-19T14:06:42.000Z
got some esp shit going on
Đave
2011-09-19T14:06:54.000Z
now
Đave
2011-09-19T14:07:02.000Z
get off your butt what are you doing on the ground you goofus
Đave
2011-09-19T14:07:04.000Z
we have pie to eat
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:13:41.000Z
oH hAhA, rIgHt. DaMn!!
Gamzee
2011-09-19T14:13:44.000Z
GeTs Up AnD lOoKs ArOuNd ThE pLaCe
Đave
2011-09-19T14:15:44.000Z
he walks over and gets a couple, not really caring about anything else, carrying one in each hand and handing gamzee one
Đave
2011-09-19T14:15:46.000Z
chow down
Gamzee
2011-09-19T14:18:45.000Z
sTaReS aT dAvE, tHeN tHe PiE, tHeN dAvE aGaIn... AnD tAkEs ThE pIe.
Đave
2011-09-19T14:19:37.000Z
eat the pie not me
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:24:58.000Z
hAhAhA nO mOtHeRfUcKiN wOrRiEs MaN. i WaS jUsT cOmPaRiNg. ShIt, ThIs PiE rEaLlY gEtS mY rOyAl JeLlY bOiLiNg!!
Gamzee
2011-09-19T14:25:04.000Z
TrIeS sOmE oF tHe PiE aNd It'S tHe BeSt PiE eVeR (oF tOdAy). ThE vErY bEsT, LiKe No PiE eVeR wAs.
Đave
is 2011-09-19T14:26:02.000Z
royal jelly a codeword for jizz or something
Đave
2011-09-19T14:26:14.000Z
he's already digging into his own pie which is sprawled across his fingers and face
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:32:14.000Z
nAw, It'S mY bLoOd Or SoMeThInG. i DoN't ThInK iT's JiZz, WhAtEvEr ThE fUcK tHaT iS, mAn.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T14:32:24.000Z
SpEaKs WiTh HiS mOuTh FuLl Of PiE aNd LaUgHs At DaVe'S pIe-Y-fIeD fAcE wItHoUt ReAlIzInG hE lOoKs ThE sAmE
Đave
2011-09-19T14:34:33.000Z
he laughs too and theyre kind of like that laughing with salad meme but with pie instead
Đave
2011-09-19T14:34:38.000Z
your blood is jelly?
Đave
2011-09-19T14:34:40.000Z
i wanna taste
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:43:56.000Z
PfFfFfFfF yEaH!! i DuNnO hOw YoU'd MoThErFuCkIn Go AnD tAsTe ThAt, ThOuGh. ThIs PiE iS tHe MoSt DeLiCiOuS mOtHeRfUcKeR...
Đave
2011-09-19T14:45:55.000Z
... he steps a little closer to gamzee and leans over his shoulder and leans in to nibble gently on his currently human arm
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:51:55.000Z
bRo YoU'vE gOt ThE wRoNg PiE.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T14:52:05.000Z
lAuGhS aNd DrAwS a : O) fAcE oN dAvE's HoOdIe WiTh PiE fIlLiNg AnD dOeSn'T mInD dAvE tRyInG tO eAt HiM
Gamzee
thinks 2011-09-19T14:52:23.000Z
sUrElY hE mUsT bE a DeLiCiOuS mOtHeRfUcKeR fOr DaVe To Do ThAt
Đave
2011-09-19T14:54:09.000Z
you just taste kind of boring he goes back to his own pie but its not there
Đave
2011-09-19T14:54:13.000Z
dude
Đave
2011-09-19T14:54:15.000Z
dude wheres my pie
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T14:57:29.000Z
I...i ThInK tHe MoThErFuCkIn PiE fAiRy StOlE iT, bRo.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T14:57:33.000Z
pAtS dAvE's ShOuLdEr WiTh A "i KnOw ThAt FeEl" FaCe
Đave
2011-09-19T14:58:53.000Z
he slumps and his expression sinks and he looks legitimately sad
Đave
2011-09-19T14:58:55.000Z
but it was mine
Đave
2011-09-19T14:58:57.000Z
fuck that bitch
Gamzee
2011-09-19T15:01:31.000Z
fAlLs InTo ThOuGhT aNd ThEn OfFeRs HiS pIe To DaVe, LoOkInG hIm In ThE sHaDeS rEaLlY sErIoUsLy
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:01:34.000Z
TrUe HoMiEs.
Đave
2011-09-19T15:02:20.000Z
his red and yellow eyes grow wide and kawaii but thats your pie dude
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:05:18.000Z
hEyYy. WhAt'S mInE iS yOuRs, MoThErFuCkEr.
Đave
2011-09-19T15:06:34.000Z
no motherfucking motherfucker fucker fuck no fuck its your pie dude i cant eat this oh my god manly tears
Gamzee
2011-09-19T15:10:18.000Z
tAkEs A sLiCe Of ThE pIe AnD pReSsEs It AgAiNsT dAvE's FaCe, ShOoShInG hIm
Đave
2011-09-19T15:11:43.000Z
trembles ....
Đave
2011-09-19T15:13:32.000Z
gamzee, i....
Đave
2011-09-19T15:13:36.000Z
i cant
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:16:59.000Z
wHy, My MoThErFuCkIn BrOtHeR?
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:17:18.000Z
iT's BeAuTiFuL. eVeRyThInG iS sO bEaUtIfUl.
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:17:35.000Z
WhY wOuLd YoU dEnY mOtHeRfUcKiN bEaUtY?
Đave
2011-09-19T15:28:55.000Z
because i know how much you love pies
Đave
2011-09-19T15:28:56.000Z
its like
Đave
2011-09-19T15:29:02.000Z
your pie dude you cant just give part of yourself away.....................
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:32:08.000Z
yOu FuCkIn DeSeRvE iT, mAn.
Đave
2011-09-19T15:32:41.000Z
doki doki
Đave
2011-09-19T15:32:45.000Z
but,,.,,
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:35:02.000Z
No BuTs, MoThErFuCkEr. JuSt PiEs.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T15:35:05.000Z
RuBs ThE pIe AgAiNsT dAvE's ChEeK
Đave
2011-09-19T15:36:16.000Z
.. closes his eyes and humbly takes the remains of the smearing pie
Gamzee
2011-09-19T15:40:25.000Z
sMiLeS aT hIs PiEmAtE aNd NoDs ApPrOvInGlY
Đave
2011-09-19T15:42:52.000Z
how could i ever repay you..... he says as he slowly... eats pie... slowly
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:47:18.000Z
wHaT, hEyYy, No NeEd To RePaY mE, bRo. YoU'vE gOt YoUr MoThErFuCkIn SiLlY oN.
Đave
2011-09-19T15:47:42.000Z
no youre the silly one here i definitely
Đave
2011-09-19T15:47:45.000Z
should repay you
Đave
2011-09-19T15:47:50.000Z
he offers a handful of pie
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T15:56:41.000Z
wHoA, dAmN! tHaNkS!!!! sEe, We'Re FuCkIn EvEn.
Gamzee
2011-09-19T15:56:45.000Z
TaKeS tHe PiEcLuStEr AnD eAtS iT, nOt EnTiReLy UsEd To HaViNg... BlUnT tEeTh
Đave
2011-09-19T15:57:25.000Z
no problem man yeah he's already chewed through his fingers a few time but whatever it'll heal
Gamzee
2011-09-19T16:01:36.000Z
gRiNs At DaVe OnCe He FiNiShEs ThE pIe AnD hOnKs
Đave
2011-09-19T16:04:34.000Z
wow
Đave
2011-09-19T16:04:38.000Z
this is great
Gamzee
says 2011-09-19T16:10:34.000Z
tHiS iS tHe MoThErFuCkIn LiFe.
Đave
2011-09-19T16:10:44.000Z
what you said bro