What? I thought you liked that........

Its Made Of Boiled Baby Body Parts Vriska

I Definitely Prefer Fragrant Flower Parts Steeped In Water

8ut it tastes good. ::::\

I Wont Deny That It Was Once My Drink Of Choice But I Think I Can Safely Say That Is No Longer The Case

Also I Am Extremely Perplexed By Your Recent Tendency To Take My Lifestyle Choices As Personal Slights

Why Exactly Does My Liking For Human Beverages Upset You So

What? I'm not upset! Why would I 8e upset a8out something like that????????

You Definitely Seem Unhappy To Me

Well I'm not. >::::|

If You Say So

I do say! You would dou8t my word????????

Seeing As I Just Said That What You Just Said Was Probably The Case If You Said It

No

So Calm Down

I am perfectly c8lm!!!!!!!!

Your Surfeit Of Shout Poles Says Otherwise

I am. >::::|

What, exactly, are you eating?

None Of Your Natural Waxy Substance Produced By Honey Making Insects

rose makes good tea!

... i think. i don't really like it but she seems to enjoy it a lot!

Yes I Am Quite Entranced By It

I Think The One She Referred To As 'Rose Hip Tea' Is My Favorite

Although I Also Enjoyed The Chamomile Her Mother Prepared Last Night

>:::: (

But Judging By The Fact That She Immediately Dumped It Out The Window Rose Didnt Seem To Like It Much

Vriska Why Are You Making Disgruntled Faces At Me

i had that hip stuff! i think i'll stick to sprite though.

To Each Their Own I Suppose

Speaking Of Which Rose Says Feel Free To Come Over Anytime As We Have Plenty Of Leftover Scones

Dont Worry They Are Store Bought And Very Not Vegan

awesome! can we pretend to have fake british accents while we eat them?

I am making them 8ecause I'm making them!

And Joooooooohn, why do you want to go there????????

Rose Says My Accent Resembles This Human British Accent You Seem To Find So Amusing So I Guess I Will Be Doing That No Matter What

But You Can Go Ahead And Join In If You Like

cause they have scones! and rose and kanaya are nice!

Also Wow Vriska That Reply Was Definitely Mature And Made So Much Sense

My replies have all of the sense.

All of it!

>:::: (

Your Usage Of A Tired Meme To Bolster This Argument Is Amusing In A Strangely Contradictory Way

Could This Be The Fabled Irony Dave Is So Enamored Of

Gross! I would never do something that the time 8oy does!!!!!!!!

I'm going to reinstate the offer to visit, express my content that you enjoy tea, Kanaya, and promptly.. keep my mouth shut beyond that.

its not really that ironic but youre on the right path

It's not ironic at all! I don't have to rely on 8ullshit things like irony. I'm not like you.

its not bullshit

It is. Everything you do is 8ullshit, time 8oy.

nope

Yes. Everything.

youre such a hypocrite and you act like your disagreements or opinions automatically make you right

really youre just a bitch and put yourself in front of everyone else

How does that make me a hypocrite, you're the worst piece of shit any8ody has ever glanced at and everything you do and

everything you say is caked in it.

you're not even arguing with anything except, once again, your opinion

an opinion that no one else really follows at that

like how is that even a valid point

It's a valid point 8ecause you are crap, you don't care a8out anything and never say anything worth listening to.

thats bull

Then what doooooooo you care a8out?

plenty of things

8y which you mean fuck all.

no

i dont know why it matters to you but i do have bro and friends and et cetera that isnt really your business

Oh yeah 8ecause you reeeeeeeeally care a8out your friends.

yeah

argue all you like i dont really care

After what you did to John you can't possi8ly mant8in that you care a8out anyone.

you dont even know what really happened or what was going on at the time

you just assume everything i do is sinister and/or without reason

when you dont even know

F8ck you.

You hurt him and don't give a shit. You don't care a8out that though, you're too caught up in yourself to even see what you've done to him.

you know nothing about me or my feelings for john or what they consist of

just shut the fuck up

Whyyyyyyyy should I? Do you reaaaaaaaally claim to care a8out the fact that you just keep hurting him oooooooover and oooooooover?

yeah

i know i fuck up but seriously

we arent best bros for no reason

Hah, you still 8elieve you're "8est 8ros" after your latest round of proving that you don't give a fuck a8out him?

shut up, ok

like i said

you have no idea

What m8kes you think I have no idea? I see what you do to him you can't do that and cl8im to give a shit!!!!!!!!

Or is there something deeeeeeeep inside yourself that m8kes you harming him okay. Like there could possi8ly 8e anything.

not

your

business

serket

John is my moir8il. It is my 8usiness.

he probably doesnt even know what that means

He kn8ws exactly what it me8ns.

sure

He was my moirail 8efore he knew what a moirail was. Now he does and he still is.

yeah alright

While I Can See Where Both Of You Are Coming From Sort Of

I Say Sort Of Because I Am Not Actually Sure What Incident You Are Referring To There With John And Dave

Id Just Like To Say

I Think We Would Do Well To Navigate Carefully The Intersection Of Troll Concepts Of Moirallegiance And Human Friendship

Vriska Your Concern For John Is Perfectly In Line With Your Duties As His Moirail

But You Should Take Care Not To Overstep The Boundaries Or Discount The Validity Of Daves Friendship With John

Uh Thats Just My Opinion Of Course

yeah that

I'm not overstepping. You're right that you don't kn8w what Dave has 8een doing. I do.

I am not overst8pping.

Perhaps If You Filled In The Background Information A Bit More I Could Give A More Balanced Assessment

That Said Vriska You Must Admit That You Tend A Bit Towards The Overenthusiastic

Dave hurt him. That's all there is to say. >:::: (

And I am the peeeeeeeerfect level of enthusi8stic!

Sign

Uuuuuuuugh, what's that supposed to mean? ::::\

It Means I Hereby Wash My Hands Of This In Favor Of Having Another Cup Of Tea And Possibly A Scone

Though It Will Do Nothing For Me In Terms Of Nutrition