28.media.tumblr.com/tumb... why cant i contain all this pie
[drawing (c) gamzee yes]
Gamzee
says
pIeBrO.
piemates
we should be
piengaged
Gamzee
says
sUrE mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg, BrOtHeR, wE cAn Be ThAt. wHaT iS pIeNgAgEd?
youll see
we need pierings first
Gamzee
says
hAhAhAhA, aLrIgHt. SuRpRiSeS aRe FuCkIn WiCkEd. PiErInGs...
itll be the best surprise trust me
i think youll like this
Gamzee
says
hOnK. oK, mAn!! PiErInGs SoUnD bItChTiTs DoPe.
theyll be in your favorite color and flavor and everything
cmon
Gamzee
says
WoOo AlRiGhT.
fuck yeah
Gamzee
says
wHeRe Do YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN gEt SoMe Of ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKiN pIeRiNgS aNyWaY?
i will alchemetize them duh
we just need some pie and some rings and something else really cool and juggalo-esque or otherwise relevant
Gamzee
says
uHhHmM. i'Ll NeVeR fUcKiN uNdErStAnD tHaT jUgGaLo ShIt, BuT oKaY.
Gamzee
says
wHaT aBoUt HoRnS? aNd SoMe Of YoUr SpInNy MoThErFuCkIn BuSiNeSs.
but youre one of those things right
horns and turntables yes they will be so perfect.............
Gamzee
says
BuT i'M jUsT gAmZeE.
no your dark arts clown bullshit
ahahaha whatever
anyway
Gamzee
says
tHaT's JuSt MoThErFuCkIn GaMzEe ToO, bRo.
Gamzee
says
HoNk!!
theres others into the same stuff though
i think youd like meeting juggalos actually
and youd fit in better since youre human now
Gamzee
says
WhOa ReAlLy? A mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoThEr Of YoUrS iS a BrOtHeR oF mInE.
i dont really know any personally
but we could definately find some
ive seen them
Gamzee
says
wIcKeD!! fRiEnDs ArE fUcKiN gReAt, BrO.
we will make the best friends
after our piengagement
they can come to the wedding
Gamzee
says
wHaT's A wEdDiNg?
google it
Gamzee
says
tHiS iS wEiRdInG mY mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNkPaN oUt, MaN.
chill out bro
its just a ceremony
basically saying two people are together forever and love and stuff
Gamzee
says
oOoOhHh. AlRiGhT, sOuNdS lIkE mOtHeRfUcKiN fUn. : O) bEsT fRiEnD pRoBaBlY kNoWs A bUnCh AbOuT tHaT sHiT.
best friend?
Gamzee
says
kArKaT, hE's AlL aBoUt ThAt MoThErFuCkIn RoMaNcE sTuFf. HoNkHoNk!!
yeah just ask him i suppose
Gamzee
says
YeAhHh I mOtHeRfUcKiN sHoUlD gEt On ThAt.
Gamzee
says
OhH sHiT dAvE, wHaT's ThAt On YoUr NoSe, MoThErFuCkEr!!
what where
SoFtLy PiNcHeS dAvE's NoSe AnD lAuGhS lIkE a LoSeR
Gamzee
says
hAhA, iT wAs Me.
wrinkles his nose and laughs then its no big deal hahaha
Gamzee
says
HaAaA. yEaH...
sPaCeS oUt
reaches out to touch his nose
DrOoLs AnD lEaNs InTo DaVe WiTh A tHuD
blinks and tries to catch him you ok dude
Gamzee
says
mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD, eRr. I mEaN, kAwAiI aS eVeR.
sMiLeS aNd LaUgHs HoNkInGlY
sugoi uguu way to be man
Gamzee
says
dO kAwAiIs EvEr MoThErFuCkIn SmOoCh?
yeah
especially in the best yaois
Gamzee
says
YoU kEeP sPeAkInG iN tHeSe MoThErFuCkIn RiDdLeS, mY bRoThEr.
basically yes
Gamzee
says
YaOiS sOuNdS lIkE a MoThErFuCkiN PaStRy A fEw SwEePs ToO oLd.
no its hot boysex
Gamzee
says
OhHhH. wHaT, iS iT lIkE sEvEn-ThOuSaNd-MoRe-ThAn-YoU-cAn-EvEr-FuCkIn-CoUnT-gAmZeE dEgReEs Or SoMe ShIt LiKe ThAt?
what
i have no idea what you even just said dude
Gamzee
says
ThAt MaKeS uS tWo. HoNkHoNk!!
anyway whyd you ask about smoochies
Gamzee
says
HaHaHa, JuSt MoThErFuCkiN WoNdErInG, bRo. SiNcE wE'rE bOtH kAwAiI aS fUcK oR sOmEtHiNg.
we are definately kawaii as fuck no questions asked
Gamzee
says
OhHh Ok.
PuTs HiS hAnDs On DaVe'S cHeEkS aNd SmUsHeS tHeM, lEaNiNg In AnD gIvInG hIm A sMaLl KiSs
BuRsTs OuT lAuGhInG rIgHt AfTeR tHoUgH, bEcAuSe Of DaVe'S fUnNy SmUsHeD fAcE
he blinks, puffing up his cheeks with a little chuckle as well
god so kawaii
Gamzee
says
fUcK yEaH.
cmere n give me a proper kiss you dope
Gamzee
says
a PrOpEr KiSs?
yeah man
lip-locking full on tongues and french things
Gamzee
says
ThAt SoUnDs LiKe OnE hUgE mOtHeRfUcKiN kIsS.
yeah
are you ready
Gamzee
says
sUrE mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg, MaN. lAy It On Me.
ok
come to my arms
Gamzee
says
HeRe I mOtHeRfUcKiN aM. oR aM i...??
DoEs A wEiRd ClOwN pIrOuEtTe ArOuNd DaVe AnD lAuGhS
oh whoa man darts around in circles to keep up with him whered u go i don even see you
hOnKs AnD iS hAvInG a ReAl FuN tImE cOnFuSiNg DaVe BuT sPiNnInG aRoUnD iS mAkInG hIm EvEn MoRe LoSt ThAn He UsUaLlY iS
hey slow down bro youre gonna trip and fall
sToPs AnD fEeLs DiZzY lIkE sHaKeN fAyGo
puts his hands on his shoulders and laughs shhh sh
Gamzee
says
SiZzZzZlE.
he then puts a hand on gamzees cheek and leans in to give him a 'proper' kiss, gently planting their lips together
dOeSn'T kNoW hOw To ReAcT sInCe KiSsInG iSn'T eXaCtLy HiS fOrTe (ThAt'S rApPiNg) BuT hE pUcKeRs HiS lIpS aNd ClOsEs HiS eYeS
he tangles his fingers in the lock of mess that is gamzees hair, tilting into it a bit, careful his sharper teeth dont do any damage
pUtS hIs HaNdS oN dAvE's ChEeKs (ThAt'S wHaT mOtHeRfUcKeRs Do WhIlE sMoOcHiNg RiGhT?) aNd FoRgEtS tO bReAtHe
... *blows some breath into his mouth so he breathes??*
Gamzee
says
MmMm MmMmMmM mMmMmMm MmM!!
pUlLs AwAy
Gamzee
says
I mEaN HeY tHaNkS, tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg HaPpEnS sOmEtImEs.
no problem dude
wouldnt want you to like die or nothing
Gamzee
says
NaW, tHaT wOn'T hApPeN. bEeN mOtHeRfUcKiN sWeLl ThIs FaR.
ok good
i dont want my sugoii uke dead
thats no fun
Gamzee
says
NoT lIvInG sEeMs PeAcEfUl, BuT tHe WoRlD iS mOtHeRfUcKiN bEaUtIfUl As It Is.
Gamzee
says
So YoU gOtTa StIcK aRoUnD tO sEe MoSt Of It. EsPeCiAlLy So GoOeY wHaTeVeRs.
yeah we gotta see all the gooeys
Gamzee
says
YoU'rE gOoEy.
no you are
Gamzee
says
So GoOeY.
sugoi uguu
bOoPs DaVe'S nOsE aNd HoNkS
bOoPs HiS oWn NoSe AnD hOnKs TwIcE
boops gamzees nose and honks three times do i iwn
Gamzee
says
iF yOu WaNt To GeT yOuR wIn On, MoThErFuCkEr.
my win is always on
charlie sheen wink
lAuGhS aNd WiNkS bAcK tWiCe At DaVe, OnE eYe At A tImE
whoa that was radical
Gamzee
says
wHaT, tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg? I cAn Do It At ThE sPeEd Of A fUcKiN fAyGo BoTtLe DrOpPiNg LiKe A bEaT, tOo.
dOeS tHe EyEbLiNkInG tHiNg AgAiN, a LoT oF tImEs
i think you made me doki doki a little more
Gamzee
says
SoUnDs MoThErFuCkIn FaMiLiAr. It'S lIkE.
sOfTlY dRuMs HiS fInGeRs On DaVe'S hEaD lIkE "dOkI dOkI"
how
kawaii curious eyes
Gamzee
says
dOkI dOkI.
dRuMs On DaVe'S hEaD sLoWeR aNd SmIlEs
dokidokidokidokido
ReStS hIs HaNdS oN tOp Of DaVe'S hEaD aNd LeAnS iN tO kIsS hIs NoSe
blinks and looks up at him, leaning up to kiss him on the cheek
Gamzee
says
HaHa ThAt'S oNe SwEeT-aSs KiSs. BeInG a huMaN iS mOtHeRfUcKiN tIrInG, tHoUgH. hOw DiD yOu Do It?
what being a troll is weird
Gamzee
says
NaW. tHaT's AlL mOtHeRfUcKiN nAtUrAl.
so is being human
Gamzee
says
HmM. mAyBe. YoU kNoW tHeSe ThInGs, MoThErFuCkEr.
i know everything
whispers everything...
Gamzee
says
EvErYtHiNg?
all of the things
Gamzee
says
HmMm. Do YoU kNoW wHeRe My MoThErFuCkIn LuSuS iS?
yeah
Gamzee
says
wHoA sHiT, mOtHeRfUcKeR, rEaLlY??? wHeRe?
here
ill lead you to him
Gamzee
says
Oh FuCk!! AlRiGhT.
takes his hand and skips
tAgS aLoNg WiTh dAvE, hIs LiTtLe HuMaN hEaRt PoUnDiNg LiKe ThE sIcKeSt BeAt
ok right this way
by the sea
right
Gamzee
says
yEaH, mAn. By ThE bIg Ol' WaTeRy ThInG.
yeah
right this way then
sQuEeZeS dAvE's HaNd TiGhT bEcAuSe WoW iS tHe MoThErFuCkEr A fAsT sKiPpEr HoW dOeS oNe SkIp AnYwAy
he slows down a little and tries to show gamzee how to skip, with his feet
WaTcHeS dAvE aNd TrIeS tO iMiTaTe ThE sKiPpInG bUt... It'S hArD tO sKiP, iT's HaRd AnD nOoNe UnDeRsTaNdS