The cover of this is just so inappropriate considering the subject matter. HI I'M JAKE AND I'MMA TURN INTO A GOOFY RETRIEVER

Still, there's never been a cockroach cover despite all the times they've used the morph. So I guess I should be grateful.

The book even opens as they're falling from the sky in roach morph. And still no roach cover.

I can't blame David for breaking into the hotel to watch TV. I just can't.

Oh, and the dragonfly bus with fleas as passengers? WHAT. Yeah I can't blame David for getting creeped out by that.

I think they do that a few more times later in the series too, but I can't remember for sure.

"David, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but bite me." XD!!!

Finished. <3

Getting more and more excited to app him.

I'm about midway through 22 now. Oh god the drunk prime minister of some unknown nation.

They're rhinos and elephants.

"Now, I'm not going to say who this man was, or what nation he headed, but he was drunk. Drunk, but no coward."

This is after they tear down his bungalow, they're trying to stop the Yeerks from snatching world leaders at a peace conference.

At this point that basically means they need to stop the conference from happening. By rampaging all over the place as rhinos and elephants.

"<What do we do?> Marco asked me. <l guess we go tear up someone else's bungalow,> I suggested."

"Suddenly about twelve security guys came bursting into the room, guns drawn. And not just handguns, either. "

"These guys had automatic weapons on us. But the man in the chair said something loud and curt in a foreign language. No one fired."

"The man in the chair made a sort of 'after you' sweep with one hand, indicating that maybe Marco and I should leave."

"So we did. We went out through another wall and dragged half the roof down with us, but we left."

<3 that so hard.

"I staggered back and the injured leg almost collapsed. I was hit, and badly. <Come on, Marco, let's get out of here!>"

"<But I didn't even get to see the President,> he complained. <Marco, this really isn't the time.>"