man
this sucks
what does?
obviously not you
Everything a8out him. Don't fall into his trap, John.
ugh.
UGH, WHAT IS THIS ASSHAT WHINING ABOUT NOW.
Everything. As always.
aw karkat you care
I DON'T CARE. DON'T YOU DARE GET THAT IDEA INTO YOUR THINK PAN.
hehe
sure thing bro
>:?
Not To Get All Up In Your Human Barbecue Apparatus Dave But
♍ Kanaya
is
Everything Okay
its ok you can come into my grill
no
its not ok
Thank You For Allowing Me Entrance Into Your Outdoor Meat Cooking Device
Im Sorry To Hear That All Is Not Well
♍ Kanaya
is
There Anything I Can Do To Help
well
i dunno
like what
Well That Would Depend On The Nature Of Your Problem
everyone hates me how about that
That Is Easily Resolved
In That It Does Not Exist In The First Place
I Certainly Dont Hate You Platonically Or Otherwise
ok well a few people dont but
most do
or at least extremely dislike and dont want me here
If You Mean Vriska Then You Really Shouldnt Pay Her Any Mind
She Just Enjoys Being Contrary
yeah no i dont care about her shes a bitch
but i mean
even my old friends and stuff
Im Afraid You Lost Me There With Your Past Tense
I Was Not Aware That Any Of Your Friends No Longer Considered Themselves Your Friends
well now you are
You Mean
You Mean You Consider Me Your Friend In The Human Sense?
well i meant that youre aware but yeah
of course youre a friend i mean i guess so
i dont really know you but youre pretty radical and hot
Wow I Misinterpreted That Pretty Badly And Now I Am Kind Of Embarrassed
But Uh Nonetheless I Find It Hard To Believe That Your Friends Would Abandon You For No Reason
I Assume You Mean Your Human Friends Which Makes It Even More Perplexing
hey its no problem dont worry about it
Your Collective Capacity For Forgiveness And Unconditional Affection In General Tends To Be Far Greater Than Ours
human and troll friends but yeah
hmm
how do you mean
Trolls Are Kind Of Angry
All The Time
Its In Our Blood
So Relationships Tend To Be Pretty Tumultuous And Are Liable To Go Sour At The Slightest Provocation
Humans Are Generally Not As Afflicted By Problems Of This Nature I Think
wow that sucks
i feel like that right now
more like you guys i mean
That Is Probably Due To Your Recent Transformation
true heh
So Perhaps The Situation Is Not As Dire As You Think It Is
i think it might be
Well
If I May Be So Bold
Did You Perhaps Do Something To Cause These Mysterious Erstwhile Friends To Turn Away From You
yeah but i mean everyone kinda fucks up once in a while right
This Is Indeed True
but
yeah i donno...
Have You Attempted To Make Amends For These Wrongs
Whatever They Were
s-sorta
Ah
I See
yeah
Something Tells Me Sorta Didnt Quite Cut It
well i
guess not
Perhaps You Should Try Again
its not like theyll appreciate it
Sometimes It Takes More Than One Go To Fix Things
You Cant Know That
i guess
If It Helps
I Have Full Confidence In You And Your Ability To Patch Things Up
thanks kan
im not sure i do
It Certainly Wont Be Easy
But It Isnt Impossible
i guess so
I Will Be Here To Advise You If You Have Need
thanks
hey kan
Not To Sound Hoity Toity Or Anything But I Have More Than A Little Experience With Untangling The Knots Of Social Disaster
Yes
good to know
can i ask you a favor though
What Is It
you should
give me
a
Uh
A What
a
kiss
in a peculiar place
Okay I Think This Conversation Has Just Taken A Turn For The Utterly Baffling And Also Slightly Uncomfortable
only slightly
that means i can keep going right
Id Really Rather You Didnt
unfortunate
im sure youd like a piece of this
No I Think I Will Get Along Just Fine Without A Portion Of Whatever Youre Offering
Thanks All The Same
but you would get along much butter im sure
id feel better
Not That Your Wellbeing Isnt A Point Of Concern For Me But Im Afraid Youll Have To Find Some Other Way Of Making Yourself Feel Better
While Im
Uh
Flattered
By Your Attentions
i can show you greater attentions
I Regret To Inform You That My Feelings Towards You Fall Firmly On The Platonic End Of The Spectrum
Please Dont
really
im heartsacbroken
Uh
Seriously
would i joke about such a thing
But You Said Yourself Just Now That You Hardly Know Me
I Doubt I Possess The Capacity To Break Your Heart Already At Such An Early Stage In Our Acquaintance
just because i barely know you doesnt mean i cant have a large capacity of feels for you dude
jeeze dont doubt me like that
Okay I Appreciate Your Large Quantity Of Feels
I Think
But I Cant Return Them
Im Sorry
H4V3 YOU NO SH4M3, D4V3??? >8|
No.
He doesn't.
Oh Dear
Told you he's terri8le.
BL4444RR >8[