((ooc tea party anddd GO))
/JUMPS IN VIA A WINDOW
/LANDS ON A BED
Ladies, hello.
ooh mr captor ooh
SOLLUX
what if it was a water bed filled with piranhas
o.o
water you thinking
The Piranhas can fuck themselfs because I don't give a shit about them.
I'll punch them all in the face.
you can't be tamed huh not even piranhas
Not even piranhas can tame this.
26.media.tumblr.com/tumb... what about punny batman
My one true weakness, Batman puns.
"also try our vigilantea"
wow i just took like 500 points of pun damage
also i gotta run! see you all later <3
aaaw later kanaya!! ;o; <33
zoop zoop zoop
doop
boop boop
beep boop!
loop da loop! :3
oh my god the baking story kanaya kklsfdhlk I love you
KANAYA I LOVE YOU
hahah oops
gamzee beat me to it
YOU KNOW IT WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN THOUGH
ahaha
i love you guys too eee ;v;
it would aaaahhhhh covered in macaroons...
oh rose
so your mom made some madeleines
JUST...LET IT GO....
"But she made them from scratch. With Irish butter. I simply can't let her get away with this."
im enjoying that some of you guys are swapped species and dad doesnt seem to notice xD
hahaha dad's obliviousness is my favorite
oh my god lol
cutie
o uo
Dx I now have a folder on my comp to put pics of cakes in. for dad's cake of the day thing i started
uvu
a cake a day keeps the doctor away
Yes. and John will eventually learn this C
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oh ffs emote
C: <
i can't wait till john comes on and sees the cake of the day and realizes that it is now a Thing
mwahhaha? XD
he is gonna flip like two hundred shits and it will be beautiful
karkat will have to spend like twenty comments shooshing him
So far i have one for tomorrow xD
oh goodness
twenty comment sdfkjg
ssssshhhh john
only cakes now
you should mention that you got all the recipes from a betty crocker book
that'll do him right in
: o yes, even the german cake i found
in a betty crocker book
all the betty crocker cakes all of them XD
ALL DEM CAKES XD
buh all this talk of cakes, makes me want my mom's poundcake
we're making a cake ironically
♍ Kanaya
shares
red..velvet.....
♍ Kanaya
shares
SOB
no plurk bad plurk
RED VELVET om nom nom also i legitimately want madeleines
which is why i brought them
up
homemade poundcake ; u; do want some but mom isn't home
BATCAN
NANANANANA
BATCAAAAAAAn
batjuice??? also I have honeycake it's the best cake 
oh sweet giddy goddess that sounds..... so good.....
I should find more picture of cake
also dave if you ask kanaya for a bj i SWEAR TO GOG
and on dad's birthday
over flow plurk with cake
i was thinking that was what he might say
lmaooo do it
john would die
don't you dare dave DON'T...YOU....DARE
yeah john would explode leaving only a smoking pit where his plurk profile used to be
like you would literally go to that page and there would just be a picture of a pit in the ground
with smoke coming out of it
But I'd feel slightly bad, shrug it off, and keep posting cake, shaving cream and wallets
ksjklfhdkl
what
dont dare dave what
OH OH MY GOD ok i scrolled i
Đave
was
just going to say something but now i
want to say something really absurd like
screams
a bj maybe
so
thanks for the idea
GODDAMMIT
haha whoops?
i hate everything
Kanaya, just turn on your heel and walk out the door
LOL i dont have to but now its
xD
so tempting . . .. . .. .
irl screaming
i was going to say kiss and then go back and say ohwait ur a lesbian but
thats not as fun now
omg you player you're having sloppy makeouts with gamzee even as we speak
yeah well daves already
done lots of things with people / trolls here so
wow what a lovely think to come back to from google
c:
...it's too early for this.
dave remember the list we discussed, how dave has a list of all the trolls and like boxes behind their names and every time he's like SCORE
yeah
kanaya is next on that list.
that checklist
small dog pitching a hissy fit
oh you absolute terror
brb while i go check on her
(though its probably mom and sis coming home _
its beautiful tho
kanaya is offering to help you out of the pureness of her heart i will have you know
you cad
the scandal!
dave the rascal, can't be tamed
sorry we established long ago dave is a dik
.. dick
well and a rascal
rascal dick
and a bounder
all the quadrants he'll have down in no time
every quadrant with everyone
yes
its his Ultimate Goal
even with the lesbians
lmao omg
yep
even them
poor kanaya
she's just like WAIT...WHA...
hahaha ahhh dskjfhfds
im sorry its
it was too great to resist
i'm actually dying this is so hilarious and awkward
kanaya's like HOW DO I TELL HIM THAT I DON'T LIKE DICKS
LOL FDHKSG
omg
DETERMINED....
SOB DNW......
oh my god you guys
why do you have to be hilarious
when i don't have time to sit down and read
BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU JOHN
HI CADDYL HIIII
it's because we like to see you suffer and being in stitches from laughing wait what ARE YOU LEAVING SOON AGAIN 8(
(((
bluhhh emoticons
noooooooooooooo
D: I made cake john
OK I READ IT ANYWAY
YAY 8D?
AND NOW I ONLY HAVE 8 MINUTES TO GET DRESSED
CAKE
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT
CAKES AND PIES
GOOD TO KNOW WE ARE GREATER THAN CLOTHES
whj
passes out european chocolate to everyone
ooooooooh
EAT UP
OM NOM NOM
HA I GET TO EAT EUROPEAN CHOCOLATE EVERY DAYYyy
BUH NO WAY D:
yes gamzee is an authentic european u___u
yeeeesssss also european eggs in the morning, european dirt when I fall and european school lunch
HAHAHA omg
xD
I get the south east american foods
now I'm jealous because I want to try real american food one day and also all korean food ever
okay do i wear a scarf or not
ivan where are you
he disappeared off msn too ;-;;,
damn he went to bed
RIGHT WHEN I NEED FASHION ADVICE
Most I can offer is like fried chicken, mashed taters (wow im southern) and beans and such
man for some reason dave never shows up on my msn.... my chat client hates me though so
I dont have msn? XD
you should just ask kanaya for fashion advice
oh wait
YOU GUYS
IT'S ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING
OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO COOL
I TOLD YOU DOG 
DD
DD
when it was like THAT'S NOT A BALLOON i was like "h-hey! ;A;" out loud
LMAO SAME
you raggin on my drawing skills man
that aint cool