Pinkie
says
The minion is really annoying me today. I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein felt this way about Igor occasionally?
You has a minion?
It's not a hump.
Storm
has
been a good subject! 
I'm training a minion to take my place at work - poor sap.
what hump?
pets stormeh
Poor Igor, he tried hard.
purrs happily and grooms the pink kitteh in return! "Groomings make everything better!" 
Finnie
says
awww so he's an untrained minion. you should try using Bill Cosby StoryTelling techniques, and include jello pudding xD 