there goes my chance to make $7,000. sulk

Dude, that's bullshit. What's their definition of "healthy"? Also, shit, I'd say I should donate eggs but nobody would want mine.

not sure, but is sure she's not in the standard. It'd have to be a pretty lenient standard.

considering my BMI is like 32 or something horrendous

She was considering donating her eggs too but has a family history of high blood pleasure and diabetes so there went that xD

PRESSURE. HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. LOLOLOLOLOL

I AM NOT FROM A FAMILY OF VAMPIRES

OR WARLORDS xD

ARE YOU SURE?

In my family ve 'ave a long history of ze blood pleasure. MuaAHAHAHAhaha hah.

Lmao, best typo of the day. And yeah, family history of alcoholism/bipolarity/breast cancer, so I'm unacceptable on multiple levels.

Seriously, though, how many people can possibly qualify for all the standards they set on this? I'm visualizing a freezer with ten eggs.