((DOUBLE O C BAYBEEEE))
/trips in
/then leaves for lunch
dsklg
my to-watch and to-read lists are going head-to-head and i am ignoring both of them like a pussy
nooo bye iona 
I'm watching all the movies I missed ever since last week.
@ _@;
00c!
i'm hungry
chews on your hair ;v;
Btw I'm totally BSing about the whole rifles and magazine shit.
oh ok
Jade's regular rifle doesn't go by magazine clips but her Girl's Best Friend does
dammit
sweet baby jesus that vriska cosplay pic
i know right.
can i just be that skinny
^ this
also just al;skfjdsj H N N N G
that jkshfds
YESSSSS...
girl crushes all day every day
sob vriska is totally the type of girl i would fall for though which is COMPLETELY TERRIBLE
i don't think i could ever fall for a vriska
too annoying
ugh.
oh god i would want to shank myself the whole time but yeah i can definitely see it happening
lol ivan
ivan is like
i think my biggest homestuck girlcrush is probably rose though
don't even get me fucking started on vriska
ivan doesn't like vris XD
seethes quietly over here
i know xD
i just have a lot of feelings ok
/pats
ohhhh i know
i wanna beat up all the vriskas
and i think i could maybe fall for jade or aradia uvu ;;
or feferi maybe
haha i guess i am so derpy that i need some cold snarky broads to balance me out .___.
aradia though HMMM
sits entirely irrelevant to this whole conversation
shooshes ivan...
>:c
aw what no never
besides if i could marry any homestuck it would be john
you are not irrelevant silly pap pap
omg i would marry john in a heartbeat
or kan uvu selfcest ahoy!!!!
he would come home and look for cake in the fridge and i would be eating it and it would be like straight out of the family man
am i the onyl one that thinks kan is kind of boring and not hot boning material at all
I would marry Dave and we can be Houstonians forever.
/shot
i think she's marriage material but yeah she doesn't exactly light my candle if you know what i mean
yes.
dave would cheat so hard,.
SOB i cannot believe i just... said that....
Hey guys whats going on in her-
/Turns
lmfao yes he would...
/Leaves
get back here sollux
sollux no
come sit with me
in the irrelevant corner
we're having a mature and intelligent discussion dude don't hate
/Moonwalks back in
why is the sofa cheaper than the loveseat THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE IKEA.
hi sollux!
Just
Buy the fucking sofa
fuck yo couch
I can't buy the sofa yet okay
Who wants a loveseat that thing is fucking tiny
I don't have my apartment yet okay.
Oooh.
Get a comfy sofa dude.
I have a leather sofa in my living room.
Shit is
the best.
team sofa
forever
I want a cheap sofa...
26.media.tumblr.com/tumb... dfjkghdkjfKJSHDFL omg ;n;
because I'm buying it all myself...
awww 8(
sljfsldkfjsdjk karkat ;n;
can't stop listening to i'm just your problem ;///;
"I was watching the news and all of a sudden, the weatherman reads updates from his
fans of Facebook while reporting about this tornado warning.
ahh same uvu although the instrumentation is a bit weird...
“Eridan Amphora—I think I got that right—says there’s a ton of rain and lights flickering near
-censored location-. Thanks for sharing that, Eridan”
CRYING
GOOD JOB FANDOM YOU WIN AGAIN
WHAT THE
AHAHAHA
BEST BEST BEST
thanks for sharing that eridan.
oh my god.
the fact that he pronounced it as 'amphora' is killing me
i can't jkfhgdf
how am I alive after my bro driving like an asshole asian he is in the fucking pouring rain you can't even see shit in front of you
yayyy dave/sollux roommate fic updated uwu
i'm glad you're alive jade 
i think i was supposed to be dead a long time ago but okay = u=
dfkhgdf can you link me kan!
also mmmm cake
archiveofourown.org/work... IT'S REALLY ADORABLE
ao3 is kind of on the fritz rn though (WHEN IS IT EVER NOT) so it might take a while to load :|
AOE?
AGE OF EMPIRES
oh my god my brother lived and breathed that game when we were kids
i feel like i've played it vicariously through him just because he talked about it ALL THE TIME
lol!
and yeah i've read like... 3/4 of this fic already ovo
it made me like sollux
cries
i loved aoe...
i used to spam the voice taunts
so much
oh man i got sauce on my wrist and i licked it off and got a tongue full of whatever perfume tastes like
yuck yuck! i forgot i put some on this morning
oh my god the voice taunts!!! i think it was... 999?
MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER
my bro would legit just COPY PASTE IT OVER AND OVER at people
such a troll
also this fic is al;sdkfj i am SCREAMING
casually wakes up really late again hey guys!
lol i've only read up to chapter 7 of this
shannannnnnnn :3c
hey there bb <3 and also everyone else
i'd have been on earlier if dickpat hadn't bluescreened on me
i think he's getting old, the poor bastard
HELLO ROSE <3
HELLO KANAYA <3 i keep catching you on it's awesome
hm maybe i should do that trollrose thing now
but i dunno again i'm not too keen on breaking the continuity or whatevs.
AND MY IRRELEVANCE STRIKES ONCE AGAIN but guys i'm in a fic writing mood so
gimme a pairing and a prompt and i'll pelt out some drabble.
DO TROLLROSE and also you should write some dave/rose
because my love for that pairing is terrible and all-consuming
ummm prompt umm stargazing!!!! on a rooftop :3
ROBERT HOMBRE BECOMES A GOD
okay i really really love rose/dave too so OKAY
have you guys signed this? www.change.org/petitions...
they can be drinking too if you like and being generally cynical and depressing
ooh no /gets on that shit
ARGH MY KISMESIS IS PUSHING ME OVER THE FUCKIN' LINE
back!
have signed it now and lol
I decided I'm gonna go home sorry katie :c
WHO'S YOUR KISMESIS
aahhhh ok
:c
TELL ME NOW /stare
i think tumblr is my kismesis
in case anyone was wondering
my kismesis is apple
oh ok
i ship it
yes good
SBaHJ is my kismesis. :|
my otp is kanaya <3< ugly clothes
also I missed out on girl dating discussion, I'm sad now :c
sob perfect otp
my kismesis is FUCKING MARC.
feel free to contribute to the girlcrush jar iona!!!
but i have nothing to do with him anymore so it's okay.
we are saving up for a big lesbian karaoke night.
no the moment is over.
although i think right now my kismesis is fucking homestuck music and also pianos
and i want karaoke and lesbians D:
i mean
jordan took my phone
shit there's no way to save that
D:
rofl karaoke and lesbians
he is changing all the things on it
pffff thank you for sharing rose
why is homestuck music your kismesis i love homestuck music
i love homestuck music
so do i :C
but my hands are too tiny to play most of it on the piano
ah. to this i can relate. i have midget hands.
tiny babby hands. my father once referred to them as 'stunted'.
i have big hands. Except my pinky fingers are tiny. it's weird.
he then proceeded to announce that they were evidence that i did not do enough manual labor
bahahaha C:
i have tiny tiny hands and tiny tiny feets
cutie uvu
my feet are average sized woo but yeah miniature hands
although i can play quite a bit of rose related music because it's a lot smoother and confined with little embelishments so that's okay.
DAVE RELATED MUSIC WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE PLAYED ON PIANO THO
FUCK BEATDOWN. AND FUCK SUNSLAMMER.
but trollrose may now have to wait because mama is on bianca and dickpat doesn't take the scanner, so. >:C
fuck this essay
dickpat. XD
aw, sweetie. :c i'm sure your essay will be fine in the end. <33
and yup, dickpat! richard patrick is a little too long. [also shall be the name of my firstborn, in the event i have children one day.]