air kisses you on both cheeks

(bum cheeks)

throws rose petals, so Swirly's dainty feet do not touch the dirty ground.

there was a way to donate karma... so your fans could accumulate karma for you

LOL I am quite honored to now be a friend of the Swirly!

faiting with joy

fainting too, see , speaking to a superstar made me all nervous typo!

thank you for paying attention to us Swirly we do not deserve it

we're not worthy!

does what little she can for Swirly's karma

passing karma to ya

thank you for gracing us with your greetings

picks the crumbs of karmapost from the foot of Swirly's table in abject gratitude.

throws flower petals.

It seems wrong that Swirly's posts should get normal karma levels when they bring so much more joy than those of mere mortals.

We should contact the creators and insist that swirly is placed on a pedestal to worship her properly. We are honored to read her posts

I think we could put together a pretty lengthy e-petition. And we all know how super-effective those are.

he would go str8t for Swirly love!

heyyy

carries Swirly across the karma threshold

I read the Karma thing and found if I spam too much it goes down?