Apologies in advance.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Nothing at all for you to worry about, Dear sassy gay friend recreation of an older troll.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT LEAST HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID, DOUCHEBAG.

Then obviously it is nothing of your concern.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

If you cause what would be yet another power outage here, I'm going to be severely unimpressed with you.

Much too easy of a target. Alas, perhaps for future reference.