ok to wwhoevver took my scarf
real fuckin funny
id really appreciate it if you gavve it back
i mean not fuckin cool
WRONG.
diid you try lookiing around you neck nook2niiffer?
ii mean do you even take that thiing off
that scarf is fashionable an you know it
its like breathin
i cant go on without it
and its really fuckin funny wwhoevver took it hahaha jokes on me
noww givve it back
fortunately
i keep a feww in reservve for just such a occasion
but seriously guys
i don't have it!
wwell thats good it wwouldnt look good on you anywways
not a single one of you can pull it off like i do
yeah well, scarves are kinda dumb, so i wouldn't want it anyway.
no offense or anything.
im not sure your in the good for tellin me for wwhats good and wwhats not
alwways wwalkin around with that gogdamn ghost shirt shit
what, my green slime shirt?
haha yeah! only cause it's awesome!
i mean honestly its green on wwhite wwhat are you tryin to givve the impression of sickly disease all the damn time
no?
wwell then tell me
wwhen you humans get sick wwhat colors do you go
pale and green
its fuckin disgustin
it's just what happens dude, it doesn't last forever.
that shirt shouldnt happen
evver
too bad, cause it's my favourite shirt.
wwhy its a fuckin snot rag lookin piece a shit an dont get me started on ghosts
wow, rude. what's wrong with ghosts anyway?
did you ever even see ghostbusters?
ghost are fuckin illogical an science disprovves them anywways
well yeah, but they're still fun to read about!
didn't you ever have ghost story marathons at three in the morning?
wwhy wwould you wwanna evven bother with somthin as unscience as ghosts its a wwaste of fuckin time
it's entertaining, dumbass.
you knoww wwhats really entertainin
science fool
its practical not fuckin baby bedtime stories
you do know what 'fun' is, right?
yeah f is for fashion u is for unique an n is for no fuckin magic
haha. you're kinda frustrating.
i guess i'm gonna have to find the creepiest ghost stories and link you to them.
im just deck like that
you knoww i wwelcome you to find a ghost story that can keep my attention
im bein totally serious right now
i guarantee you that evveryone a them is all the same borin hornbeast crap
oh man challenge accepted.
i'm gonna find something that will scare the pants off of you.
bring it i already knoww youre gonna come up short
yeah, that's what you think!
wwell im wwaitin for this nonsensical human bullcrap bring it bro
alright then!
this one rip747.files.wordpress.c... kind of always scared the crap out of me.
alright ill read it but i already knoww its not gonna do shit
uhhhh why am i reading it again.
ughhhhhh fuck now i have the heebie jeebies.
wwhy wwould you pick somethin like this
this
wwhat has science done
creepy things, that's what its done!
fuck noww im not sleepin evver thanks a lot john
neither, so i guess we're even.
but hey, surely after reading that, you'd want to go to sleep.
cause if you don't...
thats not evven a ghost story its a scary science story you tricked me
okay yeah, fair enough.
i'll find a super creepy ghost story tomorrow, then!
wwhatevver the damage is done
ill read it but it had better be a fuckin ghost story
not more tricky bullcrap
it will be this time!
here, watch this.
Dirty Dancing - Time of my Life (Final Dance) - High Qu...
it'll make you feel better.
i always watch it if i'm freaked out or whatever, cause it's all upbeat and happy!
oh gog
you can't be scared after you've watched patrick swayze dance.
wwhat the hell are they wwearin
i mean givve it a little wwork and it could happen but howw did they go out like that
it's set in 1980s, they had different clothes back then.
also they're in dancing outfits! so of course they look kinda silly.
Eridanoir ♒
needs
more scarvves, more capes and some better hair
they'd trip over if they had capes.
and capes are bad, dude. 
The Incredibles - No Capes :)
The Incredibles - No Capes :)
please wwearin a cape is like wwearin a little awwesome on your back
i do it evveryday
seriously givve it a shot it just feels so right
i've worn capes before!
i'm pretty sure everybody made capes out of towels when they were kids.
yeah but youre just playin make believve like that an you knoww howw i feel about gogdamn make believve
wwear one seriously
youll thank yourself
i don't really have one!
then you make one honestly are you humans just that fuckin invvalid
i suppose my bedsheets would make a pretty cool cape...
there you go noww youre thinkin
i'm just gonna feel stupid if i do this!
you gotta cut it to length for sure or else you wwill look like a fool
a proper cape should cut off at your ankles
ok i can't use the sheets then.
youre lucky you have me here to guide you so you dont look so fuckin stupid
dad would bake me a million cakes if i cut my sheets.
hmm...
wwait your dad makes you food for punishment
thats gotta be some nasty shit
it's not nasty, i'm just really sick of cake!
refresh my memory
cake is that spongy swweet gogdamn bread wwith the swweet crap on top right
yupppppppp.
sounds pretty fuckin nasty to me all jokes aside
Frankly That Scarf Is An Utter Travesty And You Should Be Glad To Be Rid Of It
I kind of agree wit)( Kanaya, it's a little sealy. 38P
Allllllll his clothes are terri8le.
wwhatevver i know your just jealous you cant look as fabulous as i do evvery one a' you
Keeeeeeeep telling yourself that and may8e one day it might possi8ly 8e true!
dont evven get me started vris youre not much better than john just throwin on a jacket over a shirt oooo how original
excuse me maybe i can make it a little better to understand
oooooooo ooooooooriginal
HAHAA. SO DID YOU FUCKING FIND IT YET, SHITSTAIN?
no ivve been too busy educatin you philistines on the benefits a good fashion sense
im pretty much bogged dowwn noww kar so just scroll up an read it all if you wwant a desperately needed lesson
I ALREADY READ ALL THAT SHIT, ACTUALLY.
AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF.
WOW. YOU ACTUALLY THINK CAPES ARE COOL. WHAT A FAGGOT.
My clothes are gr8! My jacket enhances everything, it is versatile! Not like your crap that you have to spend foreeeeeeeever picking out.
wwell wwhat about you wwearin pants that go all the wway up to your neck dont pretend it didnt happen i saww it
i only spend foreeeeeeeevver pickin it out cause a perfection
you cant rush perfection
WHOA. BACK THE FUCK UP THERE. THAT WASN'T ME. THAT WAS THAT REALLY OLD GUY WHO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE ME.
WHO LIKES TO GO AROUND HUGGING EVERYONE AND SHIT.
you can deny it all you wwant i knoww wwhats up
Come talk to me when you've worked out how long it takes to reach perfection 8ecause it's muuuuuuuuch longer than you're taking.
EXCUSE ME.
i AGREE. eXCUSE YOU, HOLMES.
Who the fuck are you and what did you just call me?
oYE, BONITA, NOT TALKIN' TO YOU. tALKIN TO THIS GRUMPY CABARON
CAN YOU SPEAKING FUCKING ENGLISH ALREADY, ASSWIPE? IT'S NOT ENDEARING ANYMORE, IT'S JUST IRRITATING.
hIJOLE, HOMBRE, TAKE IT EASY. iT'S JUST HOW I ROLL
UGH. WHATEVER.
hEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU AND ME CHILL OUT, HAVE SOME CERVEZAS, JUST RELAX, HEH? yOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE IT
... YEAH, OKAY. SURE. IT'S FUCKING HARD BEING THE DELEGATE OF PEACE AND LOVE.
hEY, NOW, THAT'S THE WAY! cAES BIEN, TIPO!
CARES BEAN TO YOU TOO.
cOME ON, NOW. wE'RE GOING AHORITA. i GOT THE LANA, DRINKS ON ME
oops
i took it
sorry bout that
seriously davve
seriously
my coddamn scarf
you couldnt havve at least left a note or somethin
Wow. I didn't know your taste was that 8ad, time 8oy.
vvris you could use a scarf itll help distract from your pencil neck
you heard me you got a pencil neck
So what's yoooooooour neck like that you can't go a single day without one?
for your information i only wwear scarvves cause a how wwell they tie my ensemble together
Hahahaha, suuuuuuuure. I 8et that's just what you want us to 8elieve.
I think it's that it's disgusting and mut8ed.
yeah kinda like that eye a yours right
My eye is perfectly normal!!!!!!!! >:::: (
yeah right sevven pupils on one eye totally normal
excuse me i mean tooooooootally normal
It's cooooooool! What do you have that's special a8out you? Oh right just your mut8ed neck that you never show anyone it's so hideous.
wwhat about my science wwand huh forget about that oh and howw about bein able to breath on land an wwater
oh and not to mention howw my blood is higher than yours so pretty much evverything about me is better than you
Woooooooow a science wand, 8ig fucking whoop. And water's gross! Why would I want to 8reathe the stuff?
You're the oooooooonly one who gives a shit a8out your 8lood.
doesnt matter still higher an evven wwithout my higher blood id still be better than you in evverywway
thats all the wways
all a them
Noooooooope, you're worse in all of the ways.
All of them.
What way are you possi8ly 8etter than me, you can't even fill your quadrants!
quadrants wwho needs quadrants wwhen you operate on a wwhole different levvel
an no your wworse in all the ways at least i dont havve to depend on pilfered luck
im all talent and science and your all luck and tricks
lmao pencil neck
who said i was wearing it
i just wanted to see him suffer without it
niice