not stickin around wwith this inferior human form is liberatin

like im a neww troll

bet it feels great

same douchebag over again

yeah finally bein able to breath underwwater again i missed it

i bet

noww i dont feel like such a coddamn invvalid like im gonna drowwn

howw do you humans evven livve wwith it

we dont need the water like you do

we live on land

like normal animals

howw many landwweller species are there

rhetorical question dont answwer

but compare it to the vvast amount of aquatic species and guess what you airsuckers are the wweird ones

i guess so

id like to breathe underwater

it could be handy in some situations

its a shell a lot better than drowwnin like a fuckbass

we can swim

just not breathe

yeah but for howw long

not nearly long enough

i bet you couldnt evven cross halfwway cross a ocean

no need to

theres all the need to you landwwellers just dont get it

only not really

because

we dont need to be underwater for anything

except to like look at stuff

wwhat if you dropped those ridiculous human shades in the ocean you jump in after them and swwim dowwn and grab em right

we cant survive off salt water

no youre a human

i could

if i needed to

yes

well

i usually am

wwah wwah i dropped my glasses someone help me im too wweak to do it on my owwn

pitiful

why would i do that

its easy as getting another pair

also i wouldnt be near the ocean for any reason

to lose them in the firts place

havve you evver taken those coddamn things off

first even

i mean really

yes

actually

thank you very much

do you evven knoww wwhat your eyes look like anymore

if you lost those things you might as wwell havve lost a arm

i do need them but youre really missing the point here

i dont think youre gettin my point im sayin wwaterbreathers are far better off than you airsuckin invvalids on the surface

nah

were both equal in our own ways because we were built for our necessities

the end

wwhatevver floats your boat