WHAT IS THIS.

I LIKE IT.

THIS IS GOOD. YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO THIS.

'WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND WITH ME' - SHIT YES.

THESE PEOPLE FUCKING KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK 'FRANCE' IS.

THIS SHIT IS CATCHY AND UPLIFTING.

I'M ADOPTING THIS AS MY THEME SONG, AND I WANT IT SANG LOUDLY BEHIND ME AS I ADVANCE UPON THE BATTLEFIELD.

YOU'D ALL BETTER START LEARNING THIS RIGHT AWAY.

OH, THERE'S MORE.

THIS FUCKER. THIS FUCKER. HOW DARE HE REFER TO SOMEBODY BY A SIMPLE NUMBER.

WHAT'S HIS NAME? JAVERT? I'M KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR A JAVERT.

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JEAN VALJEAN YOU ARE A TROLL I WOULD LIKE TO SHAKE THE HAND OF.

SHIT THIS IS DEEP.

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING DEEP.

8ooooooooring.

NOPE, BITCH. OUT.

HOLY SHIT HE IS HAVING THE MOST INTENSE EPIPHANY.

It is! What are they even saying? You can here the people sing angrily? Woooooooow so can fucking every8ody else.

They're kind of loud!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M FIGHTING AGAINST.

THE INJUSTICE CAUSED BY THE HIGHBLOODS. THE PREJUDICE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, MY PEOPLE WILL BE FREE.

I WON'T LET IT COME TO THIS.

WHO IS COSETTE.

HE'S THE MAYOR NOW? WOW, TIME SKIP MUST HAVE HAPPENED. OKAY.

SHIT HAVE YOU EVER JUST WANTED TO BE THERE AS THE STORY YOU'RE LISTENING TO IS HAPPENING SO YOU CAN AFFECT WHAT THE OUTCOME OF IT WILL BE.

IF I WAS ACTUALLY IN THIS FRANCE PLACE YOU CAN GUARANTEE THIS JAVERT BITCH WOULD BE GETTING THE BIGGEST SLAP IN THE FACE.

OH GOD. OH GOD OH MAN. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

'I DREAMED THAT LOVE WOULD NEVER DIE, I DREAMED THAT GOD WOULD BE FORGIVING.'

SHIT.

Are you crying? ::::\

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM CRYING.

I MEAN, YES IT IS VERY MOVING AND VERY SAD, AND SHE'S DYING AND HER DREAMS WILL NEVER BE FULFILLED -

SHIT, SHIT.

You are so crying!

'NOW LIFE HAS KILLED THE DREAM I DREAM.'

HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE.

I CAN'T.

YEAH, SO WHAT IF I'M FUCKING CRYING.

THIS SHIT IS MOVING IN WAYS YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND, FUCKNUT.

-- WOAH WHAT, MOOD KILL.

SHE SOLD HER HAIR TO HELP HER CHILD.

WOW.

HAIR THAT VALUABLE IN FRANCE.

WAIT. WHAT.

HE'S FUCKING ARRESTING HER BECAUSE SHE WON'T FILL A BUCKET WITH HIM?

OH SHIT IT'S THIS JAVERT FUCKER AGAIN.

NO SHE HAS A KID.

SHE HAS A LITTLE KID YOU CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY.

FUCK.

I BET THIS ASSHAT IS A HIGHBLOOD, TOO. HIS BEHAVIOR FITS THE PATTERNS.

OH GOOD, SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

... HER DAUGHTER IS DYING?

SAVE HER, VALJEAN. FUCKING SAVE HER.

'IF I SPEAK I AM CONDEMNED. IF I STAY SILENT, I AM DAMNED.'

OH FUCK I KNOW THAT FEEL, VALJEAN.

WAIT.

WHY IS THIS TRACK CALLED FANTINE'S DEATH.

WHY IS SHE DYING.

NO SHE CAN'T DIE.

SHE HAS A FUCKING KID WHO IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF HER KID.

HOW IS HER KID GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT HER.

It won't! It will just diiiiiiiie.

NO NO NO COSETTE CAN'T DIE, THAT'S BULLSHIT.

I'M QUITING THIS ASSFUCKERY IF COSETTE DIES.

-- OH GOD HE'S TAKING HER IN.

HE'S TAKING HER IN EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO HIM BECAUSE HE WANTS TO HELP HER.

FUCK.

SHIT THAT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

THIS MAN IS A GODDAMN SAINT.

OH FUCK, OH FUCK.

'AND TELL COSETTE I LOVE HER AND I'LL SEE HER WHEN I WAKE.'

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WAKE UP GODDAMN IT, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

YOU STUPID BITCH FANTINE YOU'RE GOING TO RUPTURE MY FUCKING HEART SAC.

OH FUCK YES, 'THE CONFRONTATION'? SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

YEAH, FUCK OFF JAVERT NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

SHE HAS A SUFFERING CHILD AND HE'S TAKING CARE OF IT SHITWAD, SO STEP OFF.

FUCKING TELL HIM VALJEAN.

OH MY GOD HE STILL CALLS HIM 24601 THAT SHITASS.

HAVE YOU EVER JUST WANTED TO STRANGLE SOMEBODY EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU.

OH IS THIS COSETTE.

WHY IS SHE CLEANING FLOORS - WOW, SHIT, WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?

OH FUCK. SHE.

DOESN'T KNOW HER MOTHER IS DEAD, DOES SHE.

I DON'T LIKE THESE PEOPLE. WHY DO THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE BIT OF THE STORY DEDICATED TO THEIR SHIT INN THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS.

GO BACK TO VALJEAN AND COSETTE.

DON'T YOU DARE LET THEM KEEP HER VALJEAN.

HOLY SHIT THESE FUCKERS. THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL HIM OUT FOR ABUSE WHEN -

UGGHGHGHHHHHHHH.

WHO IS THIS GAVROCHE WRIGGLER.

I LIKE HIM, TOO.

DOESN'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYBODY, CLEARLY.