Er That Someone Hopefully Being The Person Who Is Requesting Entrance And Not Some Other Arbitrary And Probably Currently Handless Person

Make That Two Onomatopoeia

Now One Of You Must Inquire As To The Identity Of The Knocker

uH,,, wHO IS IT?

The Long Yellow Fruit Known As A Banana

,,,bANANA?

No No

You Are Doing It Wrong

You Must Repeat Banana But Also Add Who At The End As If Asking For The Knockers Last Name

oH, UH, OKAY,

This Builds Up The Dramatic Tension In Preparation For The Humorous Climax Of The Joke

bANANA WHO?

Beautifully Done Tavros

But Now I Fear I Must Confuse You Again By Repeating The Words I Began With

Do Not Be Alarmed

It Is Merely Part Of This Particular Jokes Unique Progression

So

Knock Knock

uHH, WHO'S THERE?

Again I Say Banana

To Your No Doubt Unending Confusion

Go On Supply The Next Line

bANANA WHO,,,?

Knock Knock

uHH,,, wHO'S THERE?

And Now I Interrupt The Admittedly Infuriating Pattern Of Repetition And Reply

The Small Round Fruit Known As An Orange

!

oKAY,, oRANGE WHO?

Orange You Glad That I Did Not Say Banana Again

!?

uHH, YES?

You Do Not Seem Amused

That Not Humorous

)(a)(a!

Thank You Feferi That Was Gratifying

You're w)(alecome!!

Kanaaaaaaaaya, that was terri8le!

I t)(oug)(t it was pretty funny.

8ut you have the worst sense of humor out of anyone!

Even John!

You Didnt Find It Amusing Vriska

I Dont Understand

I Laid Out Every Component Of The Joke With The Utmost Care

You have the worst timing ever!

Again I Must Express My Confusion

I Told The Joke In The Correct Sequential Order

I Dont See The Problem

And yet I'm not laughing!

Then Perhaps You Are The Problematic Element In This Situation

When Was The Last Time You Had Your Laughter Gland Examined

No I have a perfect sense of humor. :::: )

that joke is the best joke ever hahahhaa.

John. Really????????

uh yeah!

Hahahahahahahaha, you're hopeless.

no way!

Yup. If you found one of Kanaya's jokes funny there is no helping you!

oh. well, i'm okay with that.

I'm okay with it too. :::: )