For those who don't date boys that much...
You're not missing out. Just missing out on your heart being repeatedly played with and then thrown in the mud. 
^^^ that smiley is not supposed to look happy. Fuck that smiley.
Also, boys who say they really like you and then end up just wanting sex.
If people would be CLEAR about what they want... sigh
I just want a nice guy. Which means a guy who isn't a flake... with no drama... or meddling ex's... who isn't afraid of commitment...
who isn't an asshole... who treats people kindly... who has his own independence...
In other words some impossible fanfictionguy I'll probably write up and fantasize over because the real world can never meet my expectations
._. Me too Deej.
I'd date myself, but it's hard to cuddle and I run out of things to talk to. :/a
*talk about
If I was a boy I'd date you. ;~;
...that is to say, I'd date you as I am now, but I doubt it'd be very interesting for you. |D
I would date you too Serey <3
Hahaha you are beautiful and funny and amazing. 
Though I have a pact with another of my gay friends that we just need to bring home boys for each other. 8|a
So in the end it'd work out.
I will bring boys to you too!!! D8
And if not then we will just have wacky adventures and fly to Egypt
...and then they'd look at me and turn gay and you'd be happy! 8D shot
They'll look at me and turn straight
So it'll be perfect for both of us! 8D
shot as well
(I've had more boys that I'm into be gay, that wasn't a knock at myself. |D probably should have explained that )
Ok good XD
Like, I had a crush on this boy in high school who dated my friend and then had a steady girlfriend for like, 6 years...
...then suddenly he slept with this other boy I knew from high school who's uh, straight. O_o
SO UH, IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE, but I tableflipped anyway.
Men. >[
XDDDDDD Sounds like closet-cases
But yes. >: There are good men out there Deej. pats
hugs there are good men out there for you too
Let me know if you find one though, I hear museums like to have live examples. 8|
We will find them 8|
LoL sameface
I'll have my giant vial ready
XD
A girl would be fine too if it was the right one but, eh, idk. >:
shoulderrub I know it seems bad now.
Some of the guys who chased after me and I just knew it wasn't going to work out, I wanted to shake and scream
<3 Ahhh I would kill for a shoulderrub right now
"WHY ARE YOU SO PUSHY/OBNOXIOUS ON THE INTERNET/CREEPY?"
Those ones drive me crazy too
had to block some from my FB post ><;
...three different guys. -_-
Kept posting on EVERYTHING I said
Oh man. D|
Ohhhh Serey! D:
Yeah, I think I've finally shaken off my stalker from Kintokicon.
I think he's finally realized I'm not going to SacAnime so I can ~go on a boat~ with him and ~have a drink with him~ and
~spend the night in his hotel room~. 8|
rolls eyes
I get that too
"You're cute"
ALL THEY WANT IS SEX WHY. D:
"You should come over for a "massage""
Mmhmm. 8/
Uh huh... 8|
XDDDD
I don't know honestly
I mean... I get if you just want sex and you just ask and say "Hey let's have sex and nothing else"
I think what kills me though is that some of them are just so good at being skeezes. Like I wanted to believe my Kintokicon stalker was a
But when you're all... trying to trick the person... wtf?!
good guy... but the fact that he hasn't contacted me in like, a few months makes me go, "Oh. Yeah you uh, just wanted in my pants..."
Yeah, that's terrible.
Like, if the terms are clear and everybody's on board, sure!
OH gross!
Yeah that's how I feel. It's like, if that's what's goin' down whatever
So sad. ._.
But don't say you "like me" or "want to date me" or blah blah blah
If you just want to go to bed
Fuck that shit
Yes. >: Not okay.
Especially if you're looking for a relationship that doesn't revolve around that.
nods It's sad... I meet so many guys that just want sex
I'm like "dude I want to get to know you"
"That's what' Craigslist is for. 8|"
If I wanted sex I'd go to the damn... YEAH
Gawd stop reading my mind
XDDDDD
Ilu Deej~ /o/
I love you too! <3 I miss you!
Ima come to ALA XD
YES YOU MUST COME. 8D
I am planning on it! I want to so bad, I love Cali!
I would say there are plenty of gay boys, but I really only know a couple. :|a
XDDDDDDD
At least, a couple who go to ALA.
Hahahaha! Making friends is cool.
There are many friends to be had, yes~ /o/
But I will hoarde you so no one can take up my DeejTime. 8|
shot
XDDDDDD
You may hoarde me
You guys should come early too, since my semester starts the Monday after ALA. ;A;
So I can take you to glorious foodstuffs.
I wish you could come to Corn Bellyyyyy
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED NO IDEA. ;A;
Me too D: I is vurry sad
But I'm glad I get to see you for Banzai
Even though I will be a crazy stress-mess XD
Yes, I will be there. >: And I'm hoping to come out just for hangout times in late March.
M'awww. hugs I will give hugs and cute encouraging faces.
<3 <3 <3!
Yus!!!
I am EXCITE
8|
XDDDD
You have to try out for Unrestricted Dating Game
XD
o_o Buh?
Me and HEE-NAW
are running it
It's the only event where people get to swear and shit
XD
Oh is this the uh... crazy thing we discussed at Chili's?
Yus!
GOT IT.
How does it work? :|a
LoL it won't let me plurk "XD"
O_o Buh?
It's like "The Dating Game" where you have 3 people onstage and then 1 person blindfolded
And the three people have to answer questions and do an action
and then the blindfolded person picks their "date"
Based on the audience reaction and answers etc.
But since it's unrestricted the actions are gonna be a bit risque XD
Ahhh. 8D
and swearing is allowed etc. XD
SWEARING?
It's all in character
I KNOW RIGHT?! 8|
I NEVER FUCKING DO THAT. 8| JESUS DEEJ, WHAT KIND OF LOW CLASS BITCH DO YOU THINK I AM?
killed
NOBODY FUCKING SWEARS IN FRONT OF MY GODDAMN KIDS
sunglasses Deal with it.
OMG
I saw a Betty White gif of that
and I love you for quoting that LMAO
It's one of the things I came up with when I was making up the Butthurt Californian meme in September. |D
"SWEAR IN FRONT OF SMALL CHILDREN AT DISNEYLAND: DEAL WITH IT."
"DON'T SMOKE -- ANYWHERE, EVER."
"TURNING YOUR SPRINKLERS ON AT 3PM? GODDAMN WASTE OF WATER."
"IF YOUR STATE DOESN'T TOUCH AN OCEAN -- IT'S NOT SUSHI."
XDDDDDDDDDD
OMG
Someone needs to do that for Utah
XDDDDD
NO LDS CHURCH IN A BLOCK WALKING DISTANCE? BUILD ANOTHER ONE!
WINE COOLERS?! ONLY AT THE LIQUOR STORE!
IT'S FRIDAY -- BUT EVERYTHING STILL CLOSES AT 7.
DRINKING?! NOT PAST 1 AM!
CASINOS?! WHAT ARE THOSE?!
SHIRTLESS RUNNERS?! SCANDALOUS!!
XDDDD 3
... stupid half heart
I love you Serey!!!
>: <3
I'm gonna go die in bed now
<3
I love you too Deej, I'mma die too. |D
Because ha ha... I'm still sick and it's 2AM.
We will dream of GOOD men
WOO I'M SO RESPONSIBLE.
Why aren't you asleep?! BAD SEREY
D8
BECAUSE... I FELT A DEEJ IN NEED.
. . . >:
And Tia hasn't Jigglypuff'd me yet. >__>
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 x infinity
Dawwwww
I love Tia. :3
She seems so stressed. >: Want to hug.
Give her a hug from me? >:
Yus, I will next I see her.
I gave her a massage today
Banzai is a big source of stress
It will be worth it in the end
QUESTION MARK
Night you <3 :3
Yeeeeeah, I hope this'll be the last year of stress.
Good night Deej, sleep well. <333
There are nice boys out there. 
We should all get together and form a hunting party. Leave an apple pie under a box held up by a stick, maybe.
^^^ I like the way you think. XD
I'll have to be wary of any apple pies I see under boxes, now. 