...it seems like a lot of effort to go to.

Also "nerve rich end of his hot tamale" is the least erotic way to refer to a dick ever

isnt it supposed to be the other way round?

I will however, give a nod to this position's fantastic leg workout the woman will achieve, as the extension and flexion of the quadriceps

and glutes is the equivalent to a squat position. Sexy

Wow, Simon. The ladies really are spoilt with your dirty talk, aren't they...

ever heard of sarcasm...? those sex guides make me laugh

...did you read my reply somehow in something that wasn't a sarcastic tone?

yeah, your insulting tone

I'm never insulting. Demeaning, yes, but never insulting. =p

haha!

matt and simon - you guys crack me up!

I laughed quite a lot at the site of this one. It just seems... like... Not romantic at all? Maybe that's just me.

The on,y

The only way it could be romantic is if it played an actual accordion song while you did it