mon dieu, are you going to give us a headache? You should just give the rest to me

...is that Orlesian or something?

...Are you drunk

... I was...

non, it is French. French, monsieur

...if you were drunk, please tell me you kept your pants on...

is that really your first thought?

It's a good thought

Actually I think it's a legit concern sometimes

Only sometimes?

And yes. When our first meeting involves you drunk and deciding to sit around naked, it leaves an impression.

sometimes you have to worry about your own pants

now, Italy-- you always gotta worry about him taking off his pants, drunk or not.

...is this common with nations?

depends on the nation XD

How many of them end up stripping to their smallclothes at a moment's notice?

mostly european ones

European ones?

yeah

...what does that mean?

ones from europe

Europe is a place then? A world or something?

it's a place, yeah. It's a complicated place XD

You say that like everything you talk about isn't complicated enough already

I like to keep things simple

is it too late to make 'an impression on the seat' joke?

I... don't think so!