also apparently sobieski is some chicks name
i wonder if its corralated
Are you drinking t)(ose sealy beverages as w)(ale? 38/
well there you go fish pun not even intended
bedroom eyes/wiggling eyebrows
uhhhhhhh i dunno i don't really drink that stuff.
i can give you something lighter
girl drinks but i mean if thats what you need
im on this thread all by myself
the thread of drinking alone
i thought youd appreciate the song reference
party of two, and you're drunk.
ii cant 2ee how thii2 could end badly
then drink with me so its not s o bad
you too sol i think youd like it
Not forgetting your promise are you?
i solemnly swear i wont do anything no good
i just want to have a good time guys
just inviting you guys if you wanna chill
i made drinks and cupcakes and cookies even
with spiders and windy symbols
everything else you like like a good boy mhmm
dave you're creeping me out.
id consider it an accomplishment
1 W4NT ON3 OF THOS3 R3D DR1NKS!
bright red cherry vodka mixer comin right up
ill even add the red koolaid ice cubes for extra fucking redness
itll be so red youd think something died in here
not that this alcohol amount doesnt kill weaklings anyway
OH MY GOD 1 DONT KNOW 1F MY BODY W1LL B3 R34DY FOR TH1S D4V3
shoosh pap take it into your mouth
or shove your tongue into the glass and chug it down
itll be the ride of your life
cmon john at least try one
ill make one thats not as strong for you
a bit of vodka and some mt dew or bs
those are the best honestly
soda with just a touch of alcahol so you dont overdo it right away
sip slow (but not really because thats boring
you just... drink it? all at once?
the faster you drink the better you feel
and at the finish line is this orgasmic rainbow of greatness
loud music neon lights flashing as you dance and thump throughout the night
let it slither down your throat like a beautiful slime of great feelings
You're not going to make your own theme songs like Eridan are you? ::::\
i already have a themesong
its playing in the background right nw
to track 01 of the strider soundtrack
it kind of feels like you're trying to poison me.
*he laughs nervously and drinks the shot in one *
no if i was trying to poison you youd be dead by now
we are just going after a good time dude
winks even though you cant see it behind shades and chugs a glass
did you just wink? *he coughs, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand and making a face at his empty glass *
and dont worry it wont taste so bad after about the third shot
if you say so. * he's still making a bit of a face, unsure of the taste*
You don't have to drink things that taste 8ad, John.
i just kinda want to see what all the fuss is about.
add a bit more soda or whatever
itll cancel out the shitty taste
not that youll care soon anyway
(im doing this because i love you before someone accuses me of bad things)
Wow. Way to 8e su8tle time 8oy.
and i also like keeping my fingers
so i can make gang signs at passerbys
The most truthful you can possi8ly 8e?
how do you manage to drink like, a whole bottle of this stuff? *he shakes his head, pouring himself some more *
it tastes pretty great actually
drinking it straight is the best and most hardcore and most effective at getting the total effect
*he stares at the alcohol in his cup *
straight vodka is the best
*he tips his cup towards his mouth and sticks his tongue out into the vodka very gingerly *
but once its down your throat
its the most welcoming warm tingly feeling
just kinda gotta take it in
... * he stares at the clear liquid, then tips the contents of the glass into his mouth, eyes squeezing shut tight*
take it down as fast as you can
itll burn at first but then it leaves kind of a nice numbing feeling
*he splutters, shuddering * ... bluh.
vriska should try a bit too
i can mix it with some blueberry shnapps so its blue
A8out time. You should have asked the lady first!
i think i'm done. * vodka is yuck and he feels funny*
yeah im sorry i should have thought of it but
you can have as much as you want
and no john you cant wimp out now
i think i know what you mean about that numbing feeling.
*she pours herself a measure in the bottom of a glass sniffing it warily, you can't be too careful about checking for poison! and then downs
*she blinks and tries not to cough * It's not so 8ad.
like i said its kinda strong at first
but itll be better after you have a little trust me
*she pours a some more, sipping it slower this time *
i guess its not everyones cup of tea....liquor
and keep drinking of coures
*he pours himself a bit more, following vriska's example * uh ok.
he tilts the bottom of the bottle over to fill johns cup up all the way ok
*she shuffles over to John, resting her head on his shoulder *
hey vriska. *he grins and slings an arm around her shoulders *
his eyebrows raise and he makes way over to vriskas side, decisively instead of johns, but doesnt lean so obviously as not to be invasive
she looks at the hand on her shoulder, what's that doing there? oh well she takes another mouthful draining her glass
heyyy. *john isn't sure about this next glass. he's just of just staring into it *
*she tugs dave closer to her looping her arms around him to refill her glass *
he nudges it towards john
leaning to vriska, tipping the bottle to refill her glass nearly to the brim
* she slops it a little as she moves to drink it down to a more manageable level* Thanks soooooooo much for that.
id call you bro but i guess its more sis
*he nearly spills it when dave nudges it, but tips it into his mouth anyway, swallowing with a smacking of his lips *
i assume thats a good and encouraging 'oh god'
yeah kinda. *he coughs, and laughs a little *
How are you feeeeeeeeling, John?
how are both of you feeling
*she smiles gently at him * Fiiiiiiiine.
uh huh. kind of... *he sets his glass down * warm.
8ut you're okay though right????????
Dave hasn't done something 8ad to you has he????????????????
*he starts laughing at this, giggling helplessly * no!
*she relaxes and moves to lie on top of him, finishing her glass. again. * You know I'm always going to keep you safe right????????
*he moves the bottle to tip over johns glass and fill it up again. subtly of course...*
Of course I'll 8e fine, I'm always fine!!!!!!!!
*vriska is kind of flattening him a little, but he's okay with that. he's too busy staring at her horns like he's only just realized they're
he laughs, gingerly, expressively, clanking their glasses together yeah!
also the bottle of vodka yes cant leave that out
*he sips quietly at his vodka, then smiles goofily as dave clinks their glasses * i love you, dude.
*she rolls over onto her back keeping her glass raised carefully even though it's empty * Daaaaaaaave, come closer!!!!!!!!
he blinks in surprise, but slinks closer to both of them, throwing his free arm over their shoulders i love both of ya
i think the three of us are pretty much the fucking best
*she boops him on the nose with the bottom of her glass * We are the 8est of the 8est!!!!!!!!
we're the three musketeers. *he slurs back, clinking his glass and spilling some of his vodka over vriska *
Joooooooohn, why did you do that???????? :::: (
the bath of the vodka to represent us which are all the best
Only a hug???????? :::: (
oops, sorry - *he pats her knee a little as if this will clean up the vodka he spilt *
*aaaaaaaand now she's sulking she fills her glass and swallows it will all the grumpy she can manage * Whatever you want. >:::: (
he pouts and hugs vriska and kisses her cheek he didnt mean to it was an accident yo
she blinks trying to arrange her brain to comprehend dave hugging her before kissing his cheek back, still pouting though
Huh, I don't care a8out that, that's waaaaaaaay in the past! Doesn't mean a thing!!!!!!!!
he just smiles--genuinely, honestly, laughing and leaning onto her shoulder and laughing against the crook in her neck
*she wriggles moving down so she can pull his shades off then moves up to kiss his forehead * I'm the strongest!!!!!!!! :::: )
he blinks, but leans towards her, lowering his head and kissing her chin the strongest of them all
definitely. *he squeezes vriska's knee gently, and laughs *
*she kisses dave on the lips then wrinkles her nose * You taaaaaaaaste funny. ::::\
he tilts his head a little to return the kiss, then shrugs you taste the same as i do
*she kisses back draping her hand with the glass in it around his neck * Hahahahahahahaha, I guessssssss.
he nudges the shoulder up to keep the glass steady, kissing her back deeply but its great right
*ok, being squished underneath vriska isn't really so much fun any more * heyyyyy guys?
*she nibbles on his lip * Tooooooootally gr8.
he takes her lower lip in his mouth with a swift bite, before pushing into a deeper kiss the greatest
*he tips his head back, wriggling his hips a little, frowning slightly and pushing at vriska's leg * guyssssss.
*she tilts her head slightly towards him not wanting to move any distance from dave * Yes, John?
he nuzzles down against her chin, a little underneath to stay close, nuzzling against it yeah what
could you - get off me? *he mumbles, glancing up awkwardly at the pair of them, setting his glass down unsteadily *
blinks. thats all though he kinda looks at the both of them
Huh, why? *because she's so comfy and oh look it's dave, hi dave, time to kiss you again *
you're squishing meeeee. *he whines, pushing her again *
*she moves into what she thinks is a more comfortable position for him and probably elbows him in the stomach in the process * 8etter?
he's still kissing vriska, sort of ignoring john until he speaks up well he might as well join us
*he ooofs and laughs breathlessly, wincing * uh, not - really!
DR1NKS TH1S ON3 1N ON3 L4RG3 GULP, JUST L1K3 TH3 PR3V1OUS GL4SS
*wait what what happened to the kissing grumpy face is back * Heeeeeeeey, did you have to drink it all? >::::\
Why did you have to do a thing like that????????
there is always more vodka
8ut what if there waaaaaaaasn't, she'd have drunk the last of it and you would have let her!!!!!!!!
if it was the last of it i wouldnt have let her have it goofus
You would have given it to me, right? :::: )
or at the very least split it evenly between the three of you
back to what we were doing...
he walks over to the liquor cabinet and pulls out the next bottle anyway, turning to her and grinning, eyes bright and uncovered
she finally levers herself off john to grab the bottle off him giving him a quick kiss while she's at it
he pauses to kiss her back, taking the time to tilt his head to deepen it just a bit before pulling away with a laugh
man im glad you guys decided to do this
*oh hey good, he was starting to feel slightly 2D; he sits up, glancing over at vriska as she leans back towards dave * wow, you guys are
youre the only one bored here
do you want me to kiss it better
i didnt mean to be unfair
Joooooooohn! I am never ever 8oring! I am always the most exciting ever!!!!!!!!
... yeah, that's true. * he laughs and knocks his shoulder into vriska's playfully*
she forgets about dave and the bottle in her hand completely moving to tackle john and hug him tightly You are the 8est moirail. :::: )
... Do be careful, all of you.
* he winds his arms around her neck and hugs her back tightly, laughing* i love you too.
you both are pretty great yknow
I love you soooooooo much *she kisses john on the nose before turning towards dave * Daaaaaaaave, come clooooooooser!
his eyebrows raise and he moves closer to vriska, swinging an arm over her shoulder yeah
i love you mooooore. *he kisses the corner of her eye and giggles against her temple *
Joooooooohn, you can't possi8ly, 8ecause, 8ecause I love you the most of any8ody ever! And you can't love me more than that.
*she leans back into dave * I love 8oth of you. (8ut John more shhhhhhhhh! It's a sekret.)
he just laughs and pulls her close, leaning into the crook of her neck with a kiss thats ok
*she giggles a little and smiles tilting her head to show more skin * Good to know, Dave.
i love everybody. * he nuzzles his nose into vriska's neck and blows a raspberry there*
*oh god that tickles so much, she clings to him laughing trying to keep her breath * John what are you doing!!!!!!!!
blinks haha john be careful she might spill or something
tickling you! * he lets up though, bumping his hip against hers as he lets her go*
*she wobbles as he bumps into her staying upright is haaaaaaaard, she drags them all down onto the couch with the booze *
I am not someone to 8e tickled, John!
*he just laughs and grabs at the back of her shirt, wrapping an arm around her torso so that he rolls onto the couch on top of her, before -
rolling over onto the cushions* guys be careful
1 S33 1M NOT 1NV1T3D TO TH3 4FF3CT1ON P4RTY
3XCUS3 M3 WH1L3 1 T4K3 MY L34V3
SP1NS 4ROUND 4ND 4TT3MPTS TO 3X1T W1TH D1GN1TY, BUT 1NST34D F4LLS ON H3R F4C3 >XO
vriska watches her fall over, kissing dave then turning to cuddle john Dave, fetch the 8lind girl!
*he rolls his eyes quite visibly, but nods, staggering to stand up and make his way over to terezi, pulling her to him by the shoulders and
into a hug* shh now i will give you all the affections all of them
*cuddles are good, he might just leeeeean back into vriska with a soft, happy sigh *
CL1NGS TO H1M R3G4RDL3SS, THOUGH
no you laughs and wraps onto her, leaning his head onto her shoulder
what the 2hiit ii2 goiing on iin here
nevermiind not a 2iingle fuck ii2 giiven
ill even make you a red and blue one
seriously i think you might like it
you said you like that strawberry blast flavor
iit better not ta2te liike a22 or whatever
ill make it extra not-ass tasting
Hey, hey Sollux! Say "suspicious"!
takes a somewhat small sip of his drink, expecting it to taste like ass. And is instead pleasantly surprised
that2 not two bad two be hone2t
yeah the tastes can mix together pretty good
he looks honestly content that sollux joined the party
and theres plenty if you want more
just let it slither along
Slowly lowers himself into a empty seat, taking another sip at the surprisingly good drink
by the way ii fiixxed the teleporter 2o you can 2wiitch back two beiing human whenever
thatd be really cool actually if it worked
Hahahahahahahaha, thank you!!!!!!!!
and by if it worked i dont mean it against you but the fact they do weird some things sometimes
and i learned not to get my hopes up
ii te2ted iit liike fiive tiime2 iit work2
waiit vrii2ka ju2t 2aiid thank2
Daaaaaaaave, just change 8ack already, aren't you sick of 8eing such a 8ad troll????????
he hesitates for a second, but just nods yeah i guess
I aaaaaaaalways say thank you! >:::: (
I do when you deserve it! :::: P
hey sollux say sassafff- *he just starts laughing * sassafrassafrass -
Wait, Vriska said t)(anks?
Why are you so surprised????????
Fuck words, is just going to enjoy this drink and relax you a22hole2 better be grateful for all the codiing bull2hiit ii do
Daaaaaaaave, go get un-trollified!
)(ey, w)(at kind of beverage is t)(at?
ii don't know, want two try 2ome fef?
and man i can make you one fef
or try solluxs doesnt matter
i still think you might enjoy it
:33 < * ac wants to try a drink too! *
get in line for the strider bartender service
:33 < * ac wait patiently in fine fur her drink to be made *
he makes way over to her, offering a tall, slender glass with a cat-eared umbrella; the drink is bright green here give it a shot
:33 < * ac stares at the drink with awe * 8OO
:33 < i should shoot it? :??
just take a quick, swift drink
unless you like the taste
then take your time and let it go down slow
or whatever it is you really like
:33 < * ac takes a sip to try out the flavors *
:33 < ohh! ive never drank anything like this befur!
Can I be next! I am --EXCITED!
:33 < * ac continues sipping to savor the flavors *
wow yeah we will all just have a huge drinking party lets go
he hands fef a premade drink, dark blue like the sea, ice cubes in the shape of fish this one might be a little harsh but its extra salty
quickly takes a glug with intense excitement
Daaaaaaaave, make meeeeeeee one!
*SIGHS DRAMATICALLY but then laughs afterward cause hes just kidding and puts together and orange and dark blue one, plopping in a spider
decoration and stirring in a bit of thick, oily cream-- an ale-like textures, similar to what pirates drank*
i know you dont care for taste so
Wow, t)(is is.. quite an interesting taste! 38O
im still kinda inexperienced but bros pretty good with this stuff
so i picked off what hes done
and kinda personalized it for you guys
and added my own sort of zing
a delicious late night drink thatll make you feel great
*she giggles taking it from him, fishing out the spider and sucking the liquid off it putting it on his head * It suits you! :::: )
his eyebrows raise with a sincere chuckle, and he shuffles it a bit to tuck it so it tangles into his hair enough to stay
its like a little plastic version of nick
*she laughs more at the sight trying not to choke on her drink as she does so * He's pretty cute.
he lowers his arms to let it rest on his head, taking the actual bottle of liquor and taking another few raw sips
Somehow has donned a lampshade as a hat and has fallen asleep with half of his first drink gone
*she reaches under the shade to take his glasses swapping them with her own * Seems so.
*she downs the rest of her own glass and tugs dave back towards the couch snuggling back down by john *
he blinks to let his eyes adjust, kind of just falling back as she yanked him
she loops her arms around him nuzzling into his neck What's with the face, Terezi, you keep looking like that and it will stiiiiiiiick!
he slinks an arm around her torso, pulling her close and leaning to her yeah man cmon join the party
Wakes up slowly, feeling around before removing the lampshade from his head what the 2hiit ii2 goiing on
You're a light weight is what!
and where the 2hiit are my gla22e2
ii can 2uddenly 2ee everythiing iin eiight2
theyre probably around smirks
eights are a good number anyway
They're the 8est num8er! Right, Dave?
Just 8e careful to not end up like Eridan.
no one needs to end up like that guy
*slowly takes another slurp and makes an attempt to relax * T)(is is pretty good!
ii cant 2ee 2hiit you guy2
everythiing ii2 iin eiight2
Stop whining, vision 8fold is gr8!
Hahahahahahahaha, that's an even 8etter idea, hey Soooooooolluuuuuuuux? You want to sleep, riiiiiiiight?
what are you guys doing???? o_o
the bottle by itself yeah
dave!!!! we're too young to drink!!!!! how did you even get that???
shh age doesnt matter when it feels great
* nonchalantly takes a gulp of the drink* )(mmm.
sliding down the great alcoholic slide to ecstacy
on this ride to wonderland
this is so wrong!!!! stop drinking right now!!! >: O tries to take away the bottle
God, Jade you're soooooooo 8ooooooooring!!!!!!!!
holds it up above her reach yeah man
you can do so much better
Swears he see's some sort of awful hair-monster attacking a giant red bottle of soda because of these shitty glasses whoa
into my arms and a good time
itll be the best idea youve ever made
dave!!!! no give me the bottle so i can put it away before something really bad happens!!!!
* stretches out arms towards teh bottle*
with your own two jade green eyes
nope higher up and tosses it to vriska
everyones having a good time and we are all fine
everyones acting all weird thoug- hey!!!!!!
why you gotta be such a party shitter
DO HUM4NS NORM4LLY D3F3C4T3 4T P4RT13S
>: ( am not!!! you all arent supposed to be doing this anyways!!
4LSO G3T M3 4NOTH3R ON3 OF THOS3 R3D DR1NKS
Ug)()()(, woow. T)(is really feels strange, but it is kind of relaxing...
feferi???? D: oh no not you too!!
she just doesnt know how to have a good time
meanwhile mixing vodka in with some bright red soda and a cherry juice, coming right up for tz
even just once isnt so bad
enjoy your drink and hang out
Whooooooooa, these glasses are making everything really weird. Now the entire room is a giant punch bowl filled with red juice
* concerningly looks at the bottle, but tries to calm down and take another glug* W)(at's wroong???
T4K3S TH3 F1RST GL4SS 4ND DOWNS 1T QU1CKLY
of course my number one babe
1 DONT H4V3 4NY MON3Y BUT DO YOU T4K3 K1SS3S 4S P4YM3NT
1F NOT 1 M1GHT JUST D3F3C4T3 ON TH1S P4RTY L1K3 J4D3 D1D!
DONT M4K3 M3 H4V3 TO D3F3C4T3 ON TH3 P4RTY, D4V3
the last we need is some weird trollian shit literally trollian shit on the best shit on earth
which would be a counteractive reaction and therefor end in some explosion or something
Are you SUUUR-E t)(is is safe???????
dont worry bout a thing babyfish
Babyfis)(??? Okaaayyy t)(en.
What is even going on here.
Say's the guy with a giant puppet for a face, Vriska's glasses is a huge piece of shit.
how dare you downtalk me in such an unfantastic way
H4H4H4 YOU OK4Y TH3R3 SOLLUX
W)()()(at's going onn????
........ Soooooooollux, say "simplicity"?
W)(ere did your cute lisp go!!!!
shut up ok shits happening
dont make me do something i'll regret!!!
such as this!!!! * grabs all the bottles and chugs them all down to the last drop*
Si8ilance? I reeeeeeeeally don't see the point of this.
Hahahahahahahaha! I see you've fiiiiiiiinally gotten yourself a proper quirk!
Not a siiiiiiiingle fuck was given. Regardless of how I talk I'll sound a thousand times 8etter than you.