Đave
13 years ago
latest #691
Đave
13 years ago
also apparently sobieski is some chicks name
Đave
13 years ago
i wonder if its corralated
Feferi
13 years ago
Are you drinking t)(ose sealy beverages as w)(ale? 38/
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Đave
13 years ago
they are not sealy
Đave
13 years ago
its actually quite fin
Đave
13 years ago
er
Đave
13 years ago
fun
Đave
13 years ago
well there you go fish pun not even intended
✭ john
13 years ago
party of one?
Đave
13 years ago
arent you joining
✭ john
13 years ago
am i?
Đave
13 years ago
would you
Đave
13 years ago
bedroom eyes/wiggling eyebrows
✭ john
13 years ago
uhhhhhhh i dunno i don't really drink that stuff.
Đave
13 years ago
i can give you something lighter
Đave
13 years ago
wine coolers
Đave
13 years ago
girl drinks but i mean if thats what you need
✭ john
13 years ago
nah, it's okay haha.
✭ john
13 years ago
it tastes gross anyway.
Đave
13 years ago
no
Đave
13 years ago
cmon
Đave
13 years ago
dont leave me hangin
Đave
13 years ago
im on this thread all by myself
Đave
13 years ago
the thread of drinking alone
Đave
13 years ago
oh noooo
Đave
13 years ago
baby dont go
Đave
13 years ago
baby come back
✭ john
13 years ago
i'll stay, i'll stay!
✭ john
13 years ago
geez, you loner.
Đave
13 years ago
huh
Đave
13 years ago
i thought youd appreciate the song reference
Đave
13 years ago
whatever
Đave
13 years ago
come party with me
✭ john
13 years ago
party of two, and you're drunk.
✭ john
13 years ago
sounds awesome.
Sollux
13 years ago
ii cant 2ee how thii2 could end badly
Đave
13 years ago
then drink with me so its not s o bad
Đave
13 years ago
you too sol i think youd like it
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Not forgetting your promise are you?
Đave
13 years ago
nope
Đave
13 years ago
i solemnly swear i wont do anything no good
Đave
13 years ago
or whatever it was
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Or I cut off your pinky.
Đave
13 years ago
which i want to keep
Đave
13 years ago
so
Đave
13 years ago
yeah
Đave
13 years ago
i just want to have a good time guys
Đave
13 years ago
just inviting you guys if you wanna chill
Đave
13 years ago
i made drinks and cupcakes and cookies even
Đave
13 years ago
with spiders and windy symbols
Đave
13 years ago
and
Đave
13 years ago
everything else you like like a good boy mhmm
✭ john
13 years ago
dave you're creeping me out.
Đave
13 years ago
id consider it an accomplishment
Đave
13 years ago
why creepy
Terezi
13 years ago
1 W4NT ON3 OF THOS3 R3D DR1NKS!
Đave
13 years ago
i will make you one
Terezi
13 years ago
Y3S
Terezi
13 years ago
M4K3 M3 ON3!
Đave
13 years ago
bright red cherry vodka mixer comin right up
Đave
13 years ago
ill even add the red koolaid ice cubes for extra fucking redness
Đave
13 years ago
itll be so red youd think something died in here
Đave
13 years ago
not that this alcohol amount doesnt kill weaklings anyway
Terezi
13 years ago
OH MY GOD 1 DONT KNOW 1F MY BODY W1LL B3 R34DY FOR TH1S D4V3
Đave
13 years ago
shh shh
Đave
13 years ago
just
Đave
13 years ago
shoosh pap take it into your mouth
Đave
13 years ago
or shove your tongue into the glass and chug it down
Đave
13 years ago
either way
Đave
13 years ago
itll be the ride of your life
Đave
13 years ago
just
Đave
13 years ago
go
Đave
13 years ago
fast
Đave
13 years ago
gotta go fast
Đave
13 years ago
ok lets go go go go
✭ john
13 years ago
oh, my god.
Đave
13 years ago
cmon john at least try one
Đave
13 years ago
ill make one thats not as strong for you
Đave
13 years ago
a bit of vodka and some mt dew or bs
Đave
13 years ago
whatever you like
Đave
13 years ago
maybe an energy drink
Đave
13 years ago
those are the best honestly
✭ john
13 years ago
honestly
Đave
13 years ago
yeah
Đave
13 years ago
100%
✭ john
13 years ago
... okay, sure. why not?
Đave
13 years ago
ok
Đave
13 years ago
here
Đave
13 years ago
give it a try
Đave
13 years ago
soda with just a touch of alcahol so you dont overdo it right away
Đave
13 years ago
sip slow (but not really because thats boring
Đave
13 years ago
chug it like
Đave
13 years ago
the
Đave
13 years ago
WIND.........
Đave
13 years ago
get it
Đave
13 years ago
)
✭ john
13 years ago
hahaha, i get it.
✭ john
13 years ago
you just... drink it? all at once?
Đave
13 years ago
yeah
Đave
13 years ago
the faster you drink the better you feel
Đave
13 years ago
think of it as a race
Đave
13 years ago
and at the finish line is this orgasmic rainbow of greatness
Đave
13 years ago
and parties
Đave
13 years ago
loud music neon lights flashing as you dance and thump throughout the night
Đave
13 years ago
just
Đave
13 years ago
take it down
Đave
13 years ago
let it slither down your throat like a beautiful slime of great feelings
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
You're not going to make your own theme songs like Eridan are you? ::::\
Đave
13 years ago
dude
Đave
13 years ago
i already have a themesong
Đave
13 years ago
its playing in the background right nw
Đave
13 years ago
listen closely
Đave
13 years ago
to track 01 of the strider soundtrack
✭ john
13 years ago
it kind of feels like you're trying to poison me.
✭ john
13 years ago
*he laughs nervously and drinks the shot in one *
Đave
13 years ago
no if i was trying to poison you youd be dead by now
Đave
13 years ago
and
Đave
13 years ago
well that would suck
Đave
13 years ago
youre my bro
Đave
13 years ago
we are just going after a good time dude
Đave
13 years ago
i promise youll enjoy it
Đave
13 years ago
winks even though you cant see it behind shades and chugs a glass
✭ john
13 years ago
did you just wink? *he coughs, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand and making a face at his empty glass *
Đave
13 years ago
yeah i did
Đave
13 years ago
attractive wasnt it
Đave
13 years ago
and dont worry it wont taste so bad after about the third shot
✭ john
13 years ago
if you say so. * he's still making a bit of a face, unsure of the taste*
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
You don't have to drink things that taste 8ad, John.
✭ john
13 years ago
i know!
✭ john
13 years ago
i just kinda want to see what all the fuss is about.
Đave
13 years ago
add a bit more soda or whatever
Đave
13 years ago
itll cancel out the shitty taste
Đave
13 years ago
not that youll care soon anyway
Đave
13 years ago
(im doing this because i love you before someone accuses me of bad things)
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Wow. Way to 8e su8tle time 8oy.
Đave
13 years ago
i am only being honest
Đave
13 years ago
the most truthful
Đave
13 years ago
and i also like keeping my fingers
Đave
13 years ago
you know
Đave
13 years ago
attached
Đave
13 years ago
so i can make gang signs at passerbys
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
The most truthful you can possi8ly 8e?
✭ john
13 years ago
how do you manage to drink like, a whole bottle of this stuff? *he shakes his head, pouring himself some more *
Đave
13 years ago
it tastes pretty great actually
Đave
13 years ago
drinking it straight is the best and most hardcore and most effective at getting the total effect
Đave
13 years ago
and yeah vriska
Đave
13 years ago
no more likes
Đave
13 years ago
none
Đave
13 years ago
ever
Đave
13 years ago
not one
✭ john
13 years ago
you drink it straight?
✭ john
13 years ago
*he stares at the alcohol in his cup *
Đave
13 years ago
yeah man
Đave
13 years ago
straight vodka is the best
✭ john
13 years ago
*he tips his cup towards his mouth and sticks his tongue out into the vodka very gingerly *
Đave
13 years ago
it kinda stings at first
Đave
13 years ago
but once its down your throat
Đave
13 years ago
its the most welcoming warm tingly feeling
Đave
13 years ago
just kinda gotta take it in
✭ john
13 years ago
... * he stares at the clear liquid, then tips the contents of the glass into his mouth, eyes squeezing shut tight*
Đave
13 years ago
take it down as fast as you can
Đave
13 years ago
itll burn at first but then it leaves kind of a nice numbing feeling
Đave
13 years ago
trust me
✭ john
13 years ago
*he splutters, shuddering * ... bluh.
Đave
13 years ago
hey
Đave
13 years ago
you know what
Đave
13 years ago
vriska should try a bit too
Đave
13 years ago
i can mix it with some blueberry shnapps so its blue
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
A8out time. You should have asked the lady first!
✭ john
13 years ago
i think i'm done. * vodka is yuck and he feels funny*
Đave
13 years ago
yeah im sorry i should have thought of it but
Đave
13 years ago
ive got plenty left so
Đave
13 years ago
you can have as much as you want
Đave
13 years ago
and no john you cant wimp out now
✭ john
13 years ago
i think i know what you mean about that numbing feeling.
✭ john
13 years ago
woah.
Đave
13 years ago
yeah just take it in
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she pours herself a measure in the bottom of a glass sniffing it warily, you can't be too careful about checking for poison! and then downs
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
it in one*
Đave
13 years ago
it feels good doesnt it
Đave
13 years ago
whoa go vriska
Đave
13 years ago
go go go
Đave
13 years ago
you got this
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she blinks and tries not to cough * It's not so 8ad.
Đave
13 years ago
like i said its kinda strong at first
Đave
13 years ago
its ok
Đave
13 years ago
but itll be better after you have a little trust me
Đave
13 years ago
and youll feel great
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she pours a some more, sipping it slower this time *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Gr8 huh.
Đave
13 years ago
well
Đave
13 years ago
i guess its not everyones cup of tea....liquor
Đave
13 years ago
give it ten minutes
Đave
13 years ago
tell me how you feel
Đave
13 years ago
and keep drinking of coures
Đave
13 years ago
course
✭ john
13 years ago
*he pours himself a bit more, following vriska's example * uh ok.
Đave
13 years ago
he tilts the bottom of the bottle over to fill johns cup up all the way ok
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she shuffles over to John, resting her head on his shoulder *
✭ john
13 years ago
hey vriska. *he grins and slings an arm around her shoulders *
Đave
13 years ago
his eyebrows raise and he makes way over to vriskas side, decisively instead of johns, but doesnt lean so obviously as not to be invasive
Đave
13 years ago
hows it going
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she looks at the hand on her shoulder, what's that doing there? oh well she takes another mouthful draining her glass
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hey 8est moirail. :::: )
✭ john
13 years ago
heyyy. *john isn't sure about this next glass. he's just of just staring into it *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she tugs dave closer to her looping her arms around him to refill her glass *
Đave
13 years ago
hey
Đave
13 years ago
cmon
Đave
13 years ago
go ahead
Đave
13 years ago
he nudges it towards john
Đave
13 years ago
leaning to vriska, tipping the bottle to refill her glass nearly to the brim
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
* she slops it a little as she moves to drink it down to a more manageable level* Thanks soooooooo much for that.
Đave
13 years ago
of course man
Đave
13 years ago
id call you bro but i guess its more sis
✭ john
13 years ago
*he nearly spills it when dave nudges it, but tips it into his mouth anyway, swallowing with a smacking of his lips *
✭ john
13 years ago
oh god.
Đave
13 years ago
i assume thats a good and encouraging 'oh god'
✭ john
13 years ago
yeah kinda. *he coughs, and laughs a little *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
How are you feeeeeeeeling, John?
Đave
13 years ago
how are both of you feeling
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she smiles gently at him * Fiiiiiiiine.
✭ john
13 years ago
kinda... ffffuzzy.
Đave
13 years ago
yeah
Đave
13 years ago
its
Đave
13 years ago
agood fuzy tho right
✭ john
13 years ago
uh huh. kind of... *he sets his glass down * warm.
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
8ut you're okay though right????????
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
You're not hurt????????
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Dave hasn't done something 8ad to you has he????????????????
Đave
13 years ago
whoa
Đave
13 years ago
what
Đave
13 years ago
calm down
✭ john
13 years ago
*he starts laughing at this, giggling helplessly * no!
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she relaxes and moves to lie on top of him, finishing her glass. again. * You know I'm always going to keep you safe right????????
Đave
13 years ago
*he moves the bottle to tip over johns glass and fill it up again. subtly of course...*
Đave
13 years ago
you both will be fine
Đave
13 years ago
dont worry
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Of course I'll 8e fine, I'm always fine!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
exactly
Đave
13 years ago
see
Đave
13 years ago
shes got the spirit
✭ john
13 years ago
*vriska is kind of flattening him a little, but he's okay with that. he's too busy staring at her horns like he's only just realized they're
✭ john
13 years ago
there* uh huh.
Đave
13 years ago
he laughs, gingerly, expressively, clanking their glasses together yeah!
Đave
13 years ago
also the bottle of vodka yes cant leave that out
✭ john
13 years ago
*he sips quietly at his vodka, then smiles goofily as dave clinks their glasses * i love you, dude.
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she rolls over onto her back keeping her glass raised carefully even though it's empty * Daaaaaaaave, come closer!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
he blinks in surprise, but slinks closer to both of them, throwing his free arm over their shoulders i love both of ya
Đave
13 years ago
i think the three of us are pretty much the fucking best
Đave
13 years ago
whos with me
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she boops him on the nose with the bottom of her glass * We are the 8est of the 8est!!!!!!!!
✭ john
13 years ago
we're the three musketeers. *he slurs back, clinking his glass and spilling some of his vodka over vriska *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Joooooooohn, why did you do that???????? :::: (
Đave
13 years ago
hey shh no big
Đave
13 years ago
relish in it
Đave
13 years ago
the bath of the vodka to represent us which are all the best
Đave
13 years ago
cmon now
Đave
13 years ago
group hug
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Only a hug???????? :::: (
Đave
13 years ago
er
Đave
13 years ago
group kiss
Đave
13 years ago
if you want
✭ john
13 years ago
oops, sorry - *he pats her knee a little as if this will clean up the vodka he spilt *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*aaaaaaaand now she's sulking she fills her glass and swallows it will all the grumpy she can manage * Whatever you want. >:::: (
Đave
13 years ago
he pouts and hugs vriska and kisses her cheek he didnt mean to it was an accident yo
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she blinks trying to arrange her brain to comprehend dave hugging her before kissing his cheek back, still pouting though
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Huh, I don't care a8out that, that's waaaaaaaay in the past! Doesn't mean a thing!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
he just smiles--genuinely, honestly, laughing and leaning onto her shoulder and laughing against the crook in her neck
Đave
13 years ago
of course
Đave
13 years ago
youre stronger than that
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she wriggles moving down so she can pull his shades off then moves up to kiss his forehead * I'm the strongest!!!!!!!! :::: )
Đave
13 years ago
he blinks, but leans towards her, lowering his head and kissing her chin the strongest of them all
✭ john
13 years ago
definitely. *he squeezes vriska's knee gently, and laughs *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she kisses dave on the lips then wrinkles her nose * You taaaaaaaaste funny. ::::\
Đave
13 years ago
he tilts his head a little to return the kiss, then shrugs you taste the same as i do
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she kisses back draping her hand with the glass in it around his neck * Hahahahahahahaha, I guessssssss.
Đave
13 years ago
he nudges the shoulder up to keep the glass steady, kissing her back deeply but its great right
✭ john
13 years ago
*ok, being squished underneath vriska isn't really so much fun any more * heyyyyy guys?
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she nibbles on his lip * Tooooooootally gr8.
Đave
13 years ago
he takes her lower lip in his mouth with a swift bite, before pushing into a deeper kiss the greatest
✭ john
13 years ago
*he tips his head back, wriggling his hips a little, frowning slightly and pushing at vriska's leg * guyssssss.
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she tilts her head slightly towards him not wanting to move any distance from dave * Yes, John?
Đave
13 years ago
he nuzzles down against her chin, a little underneath to stay close, nuzzling against it yeah what
✭ john
13 years ago
could you - get off me? *he mumbles, glancing up awkwardly at the pair of them, setting his glass down unsteadily *
Đave
13 years ago
blinks. thats all though he kinda looks at the both of them
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Huh, why? *because she's so comfy and oh look it's dave, hi dave, time to kiss you again *
✭ john
13 years ago
you're squishing meeeee. *he whines, pushing her again *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
D:::: I'm sorry!!!!!!!!
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she moves into what she thinks is a more comfortable position for him and probably elbows him in the stomach in the process * 8etter?
Đave
13 years ago
he's still kissing vriska, sort of ignoring john until he speaks up well he might as well join us
Đave
13 years ago
again
Đave
13 years ago
you know
Đave
13 years ago
cant leave a bro out
✭ john
13 years ago
*he ooofs and laughs breathlessly, wincing * uh, not - really!
Terezi
13 years ago
>8\
Đave
13 years ago
what
Đave
13 years ago
want some
Terezi
13 years ago
Y3S
Đave
13 years ago
ok
Đave
13 years ago
here
Đave
13 years ago
full glass up to the top
Đave
13 years ago
bright red just for you
Terezi
13 years ago
H3H3 WHY TH4NK YOU!
Đave
13 years ago
of course babe
Đave
13 years ago
give it a go
Terezi
13 years ago
DR1NKS TH1S ON3 1N ON3 L4RG3 GULP, JUST L1K3 TH3 PR3V1OUS GL4SS
Đave
13 years ago
see
Đave
13 years ago
i knew youd like it
Terezi
13 years ago
MOR3!
Đave
13 years ago
whoa ok
Đave
13 years ago
here
Đave
13 years ago
finish the bottle
Terezi
13 years ago
DO3S JUST TH4T
Terezi
13 years ago
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*wait what what happened to the kissing grumpy face is back * Heeeeeeeey, did you have to drink it all? >::::\
Terezi
13 years ago
Y3S
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Why did you have to do a thing like that????????
Đave
13 years ago
shh shh its ok
Đave
13 years ago
there is always more vodka
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
8ut what if there waaaaaaaasn't, she'd have drunk the last of it and you would have let her!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
if it was the last of it i wouldnt have let her have it goofus
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
You would have given it to me, right? :::: )
Đave
13 years ago
of coursee
Đave
13 years ago
or at the very least split it evenly between the three of you
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha, gr8!
Đave
13 years ago
yeah exactly
Đave
13 years ago
so anyway
Đave
13 years ago
back to what we were doing...
Đave
13 years ago
he walks over to the liquor cabinet and pulls out the next bottle anyway, turning to her and grinning, eyes bright and uncovered
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she finally levers herself off john to grab the bottle off him giving him a quick kiss while she's at it
Đave
13 years ago
he pauses to kiss her back, taking the time to tilt his head to deepen it just a bit before pulling away with a laugh
Đave
13 years ago
man im glad you guys decided to do this
Đave
13 years ago
its a good time right
✭ john
13 years ago
*oh hey good, he was starting to feel slightly 2D; he sits up, glancing over at vriska as she leans back towards dave * wow, you guys are
✭ john
13 years ago
being suuuuper boring.
Đave
13 years ago
youre the only one bored here
Đave
13 years ago
sorry baby
Đave
13 years ago
do you want me to kiss it better
Đave
13 years ago
i didnt mean to be unfair
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Joooooooohn! I am never ever 8oring! I am always the most exciting ever!!!!!!!!
✭ john
13 years ago
... yeah, that's true. * he laughs and knocks his shoulder into vriska's playfully*
Đave
13 years ago
thats the spirits
Đave
13 years ago
(get it)
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she forgets about dave and the bottle in her hand completely moving to tackle john and hug him tightly You are the 8est moirail. :::: )
Bec
13 years ago
... Do be careful, all of you.
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
>:::: P
✭ john
13 years ago
* he winds his arms around her neck and hugs her back tightly, laughing* i love you too.
Đave
13 years ago
you both are pretty great yknow
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
I love you soooooooo much *she kisses john on the nose before turning towards dave * Daaaaaaaave, come clooooooooser!
Đave
13 years ago
his eyebrows raise and he moves closer to vriska, swinging an arm over her shoulder yeah
✭ john
13 years ago
i love you mooooore. *he kisses the corner of her eye and giggles against her temple *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Joooooooohn, you can't possi8ly, 8ecause, 8ecause I love you the most of any8ody ever! And you can't love me more than that.
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she leans back into dave * I love 8oth of you. (8ut John more shhhhhhhhh! It's a sekret.)
Đave
13 years ago
he just laughs and pulls her close, leaning into the crook of her neck with a kiss thats ok
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she giggles a little and smiles tilting her head to show more skin * Good to know, Dave.
✭ john
13 years ago
i love everybody. * he nuzzles his nose into vriska's neck and blows a raspberry there*
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*oh god that tickles so much, she clings to him laughing trying to keep her breath * John what are you doing!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
blinks haha john be careful she might spill or something
✭ john
13 years ago
tickling you! * he lets up though, bumping his hip against hers as he lets her go*
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she wobbles as he bumps into her staying upright is haaaaaaaard, she drags them all down onto the couch with the booze *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
I am not someone to 8e tickled, John!
Terezi
13 years ago
UGHHHH
Đave
13 years ago
*he just laughs and grabs at the back of her shirt, wrapping an arm around her torso so that he rolls onto the couch on top of her, before -
Đave
13 years ago
rolling over onto the cushions* guys be careful
Terezi
13 years ago
1 S33 1M NOT 1NV1T3D TO TH3 4FF3CT1ON P4RTY
Terezi
13 years ago
3XCUS3 M3 WH1L3 1 T4K3 MY L34V3
Terezi
13 years ago
SP1NS 4ROUND 4ND 4TT3MPTS TO 3X1T W1TH D1GN1TY, BUT 1NST34D F4LLS ON H3R F4C3 >XO
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
vriska watches her fall over, kissing dave then turning to cuddle john Dave, fetch the 8lind girl!
Đave
13 years ago
*he rolls his eyes quite visibly, but nods, staggering to stand up and make his way over to terezi, pulling her to him by the shoulders and
Đave
13 years ago
into a hug* shh now i will give you all the affections all of them
✭ john
13 years ago
*cuddles are good, he might just leeeeean back into vriska with a soft, happy sigh *
Terezi
13 years ago
BLUHHHH
Terezi
13 years ago
YOU SM3LL GROSS
Terezi
13 years ago
CL1NGS TO H1M R3G4RDL3SS, THOUGH
Đave
13 years ago
no you laughs and wraps onto her, leaning his head onto her shoulder
Sollux
13 years ago
what the 2hiit ii2 goiing on iin here
Sollux
13 years ago
nevermiind not a 2iingle fuck ii2 giiven
Sollux
13 years ago
ii'm out
Đave
13 years ago
no cmon
Đave
13 years ago
drink with us
Đave
13 years ago
ill even make you a red and blue one
Sollux
13 years ago
what
Sollux
13 years ago
whatever fiine ii gue22
Đave
13 years ago
seriously i think you might like it
Đave
13 years ago
you said you like that strawberry blast flavor
Đave
13 years ago
or whatever right
Đave
13 years ago
coming right up
Sollux
13 years ago
2ure ii gue22
Sollux
13 years ago
iit better not ta2te liike a22 or whatever
Đave
13 years ago
ill make it extra not-ass tasting
Đave
13 years ago
just for you
Sollux
13 years ago
cool
Đave
13 years ago
ok
Đave
13 years ago
here
Đave
13 years ago
give it a go
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hey, hey Sollux! Say "suspicious"!
Sollux
13 years ago
2u2piiciiou2
Sollux
13 years ago
fuck you
Sollux
13 years ago
takes a somewhat small sip of his drink, expecting it to taste like ass. And is instead pleasantly surprised
Sollux
13 years ago
that2 not two bad two be hone2t
Đave
13 years ago
yeah the tastes can mix together pretty good
Đave
13 years ago
see
Đave
13 years ago
he looks honestly content that sollux joined the party
Đave
13 years ago
and theres plenty if you want more
Đave
13 years ago
glad you like it dude
Đave
13 years ago
just let it slither along
Sollux
13 years ago
Slowly lowers himself into a empty seat, taking another sip at the surprisingly good drink
Sollux
13 years ago
by the way ii fiixxed the teleporter 2o you can 2wiitch back two beiing human whenever
Đave
13 years ago
thatd be really cool actually if it worked
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha, thank you!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
and by if it worked i dont mean it against you but the fact they do weird some things sometimes
Đave
13 years ago
and i learned not to get my hopes up
Sollux
13 years ago
ii te2ted iit liike fiive tiime2 iit work2
Sollux
13 years ago
waiit vrii2ka ju2t 2aiid thank2
Sollux
13 years ago
. .
Sollux
13 years ago
whatever
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Daaaaaaaave, just change 8ack already, aren't you sick of 8eing such a 8ad troll????????
Đave
13 years ago
he hesitates for a second, but just nods yeah i guess
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
I aaaaaaaalways say thank you! >:::: (
Sollux
13 years ago
bull2hiit
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
I do when you deserve it! :::: P
Đave
13 years ago
shh shh
Đave
13 years ago
only great drinks now
✭ john
13 years ago
hey sollux say sassafff- *he just starts laughing * sassafrassafrass -
Feferi
13 years ago
Wait, Vriska said t)(anks?
Sollux
13 years ago
2a22afra2-
Sollux
13 years ago
2hiit waiit
Sollux
13 years ago
2a22afra22afra=
Sollux
13 years ago
fuck
Feferi
13 years ago
)(e)(e.
Sollux
13 years ago
2a22afra22- goddamniit
Đave
13 years ago
no thats good
Đave
13 years ago
keep going
Đave
13 years ago
sassafrassafrass
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Why are you so surprised????????
Sollux
13 years ago
2a22afra22- fuck iit
Feferi
13 years ago
38)
Sollux
13 years ago
Fuck words, is just going to enjoy this drink and relax you a22hole2 better be grateful for all the codiing bull2hiit ii do
Đave
13 years ago
definitely
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Daaaaaaaave, go get un-trollified!
Feferi
13 years ago
)(ey, w)(at kind of beverage is t)(at?
Sollux
13 years ago
ii don't know, want two try 2ome fef?
Đave
13 years ago
fine i will give it a go
Đave
13 years ago
and man i can make you one fef
Đave
13 years ago
or try solluxs doesnt matter
Đave
13 years ago
i still think you might enjoy it
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac wants to try a drink too! *
Feferi
13 years ago
Yea)(!
Đave
13 years ago
wow ok
Đave
13 years ago
all of you
Đave
13 years ago
get in line for the strider bartender service
Đave
13 years ago
i will get right on it
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac wait patiently in fine fur her drink to be made *
Đave
13 years ago
he makes way over to her, offering a tall, slender glass with a cat-eared umbrella; the drink is bright green here give it a shot
Đave
13 years ago
literally
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac stares at the drink with awe * 8OO
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < i should shoot it? :??
Đave
13 years ago
no
Đave
13 years ago
haha its slang
Đave
13 years ago
just take a quick, swift drink
Đave
13 years ago
unless you like the taste
Đave
13 years ago
then take your time and let it go down slow
Đave
13 years ago
like... cluckbeast meat
Đave
13 years ago
or whatever it is you really like
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac takes a sip to try out the flavors *
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < ohh! ive never drank anything like this befur!
Feferi
13 years ago
Can I be next! I am --EXCITED!
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac continues sipping to savor the flavors *
Đave
13 years ago
wow yeah we will all just have a huge drinking party lets go
Đave
13 years ago
he hands fef a premade drink, dark blue like the sea, ice cubes in the shape of fish this one might be a little harsh but its extra salty
Đave
13 years ago
like seawater
Đave
13 years ago
you sea
Feferi
13 years ago
YAY!! 38D
Feferi
13 years ago
quickly takes a glug with intense excitement
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Daaaaaaaave, make meeeeeeee one!
Đave
13 years ago
*SIGHS DRAMATICALLY but then laughs afterward cause hes just kidding and puts together and orange and dark blue one, plopping in a spider
Đave
13 years ago
decoration and stirring in a bit of thick, oily cream-- an ale-like textures, similar to what pirates drank*
Đave
13 years ago
i know you dont care for taste so
Đave
13 years ago
its quite a bit heavier
Feferi
13 years ago
Wow, t)(is is.. quite an interesting taste! 38O
Đave
13 years ago
im still kinda inexperienced but bros pretty good with this stuff
Đave
13 years ago
so i picked off what hes done
Đave
13 years ago
and kinda personalized it for you guys
Đave
13 years ago
and added my own sort of zing
Đave
13 years ago
tada
Đave
13 years ago
a delicious late night drink thatll make you feel great
Đave
13 years ago
hope you enjoy it
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she giggles taking it from him, fishing out the spider and sucking the liquid off it putting it on his head * It suits you! :::: )
Đave
13 years ago
his eyebrows raise with a sincere chuckle, and he shuffles it a bit to tuck it so it tangles into his hair enough to stay
Đave
13 years ago
its like a little plastic version of nick
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she laughs more at the sight trying not to choke on her drink as she does so * He's pretty cute.
Đave
13 years ago
he lowers his arms to let it rest on his head, taking the actual bottle of liquor and taking another few raw sips
Đave
13 years ago
a jolly good fellow
Sollux
13 years ago
Somehow has donned a lampshade as a hat and has fallen asleep with half of his first drink gone
Đave
13 years ago
wow light drinker huh
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she reaches under the shade to take his glasses swapping them with her own * Seems so.
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she downs the rest of her own glass and tugs dave back towards the couch snuggling back down by john *
Terezi
13 years ago
>8\
Đave
13 years ago
he blinks to let his eyes adjust, kind of just falling back as she yanked him
Đave
13 years ago
well whatever
Đave
13 years ago
we can keep going anyway
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she loops her arms around him nuzzling into his neck What's with the face, Terezi, you keep looking like that and it will stiiiiiiiick!
Đave
13 years ago
he slinks an arm around her torso, pulling her close and leaning to her yeah man cmon join the party
Sollux
13 years ago
Wakes up slowly, feeling around before removing the lampshade from his head what the 2hiit ii2 goiing on
Đave
13 years ago
good question
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
You're a light weight is what!
Sollux
13 years ago
a what
Sollux
13 years ago
and where the 2hiit are my gla22e2
Sollux
13 years ago
ii can 2uddenly 2ee everythiing iin eiight2
Sollux
13 years ago
waiit hold on
Sollux
13 years ago
eiiiiiiiight2
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
8888|
Đave
13 years ago
dont worry
Đave
13 years ago
theyre probably around smirks
Đave
13 years ago
eights are a good number anyway
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
They're the 8est num8er! Right, Dave?
Đave
13 years ago
course, vriska
Đave
13 years ago
the best of them all
Đave
13 years ago
of all of the numbers
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
All of them.
Feferi
13 years ago
)(mmmmm.
Đave
13 years ago
hmm?
Feferi
13 years ago
)(uuuu)()(.
Đave
13 years ago
well
Feferi
13 years ago
T)(is is weeeeird.
Đave
13 years ago
yeah i guess
Đave
13 years ago
at first
Đave
13 years ago
but youll like it
Đave
13 years ago
just relax
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Just 8e careful to not end up like Eridan.
Feferi
13 years ago
I w)(ale be s)(ore to.
Đave
13 years ago
yeah
Đave
13 years ago
no one needs to end up like that guy
Feferi
13 years ago
*slowly takes another slurp and makes an attempt to relax * T)(is is pretty good!
Sollux
13 years ago
ii cant 2ee 2hiit you guy2
Sollux
13 years ago
everythiing ii2 iin eiight2
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Stop whining, vision 8fold is gr8!
Đave
13 years ago
go back to sleep
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha, that's an even 8etter idea, hey Soooooooolluuuuuuuux? You want to sleep, riiiiiiiight?
Sollux
13 years ago
not really
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at????
Jade
13 years ago
what are you guys doing???? o_o
Đave
13 years ago
hey jade
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Drinking!
Đave
13 years ago
join the party
Đave
13 years ago
what vriska said
Jade
13 years ago
o _o is that vodka??????
Feferi
13 years ago
38?
Đave
13 years ago
the bottle by itself yeah
Đave
13 years ago
otherwise just mostly
Jade
13 years ago
dave!!!! we're too young to drink!!!!! how did you even get that???
Đave
13 years ago
shh age doesnt matter when it feels great
Đave
13 years ago
and why does it matter
Feferi
13 years ago
* nonchalantly takes a gulp of the drink* )(mmm.
Đave
13 years ago
cmon give it a try
Đave
13 years ago
see
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at.
Đave
13 years ago
everyone loves it
Đave
13 years ago
sliding down the great alcoholic slide to ecstacy
Đave
13 years ago
join us
Đave
13 years ago
on this ride to wonderland
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at did Jade say????
Đave
13 years ago
nothing
Đave
13 years ago
dont worry
Feferi
13 years ago
Okaay t)(en.
Jade
13 years ago
you guys!!!!! >_<
Jade
13 years ago
this is so wrong!!!! stop drinking right now!!! >: O tries to take away the bottle
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
God, Jade you're soooooooo 8ooooooooring!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
holds it up above her reach yeah man
Đave
13 years ago
you can do so much better
Đave
13 years ago
like giving it a go
Jade
13 years ago
no!!!!!
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at?? 38o
Sollux
13 years ago
Swears he see's some sort of awful hair-monster attacking a giant red bottle of soda because of these shitty glasses whoa
Đave
13 years ago
shh shh jade
Đave
13 years ago
only good and liquor now
Đave
13 years ago
cmon
Đave
13 years ago
into my arms and a good time
Đave
13 years ago
come hang out
Đave
13 years ago
itll be the best idea youve ever made
Jade
13 years ago
dave!!!! no give me the bottle so i can put it away before something really bad happens!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
nothing bad is happening
Đave
13 years ago
see
Jade
13 years ago
* stretches out arms towards teh bottle*
Đave
13 years ago
with your own two jade green eyes
Đave
13 years ago
nope higher up and tosses it to vriska
Đave
13 years ago
everyones having a good time and we are all fine
Jade
13 years ago
everyones acting all weird thoug- hey!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
cmon in
Jade
13 years ago
>: O give it here!!!
Terezi
13 years ago
WH4T H4PP3N3D >:?
Đave
13 years ago
shhh
Đave
13 years ago
god
Đave
13 years ago
why you gotta be such a party shitter
Terezi
13 years ago
M3?
Terezi
13 years ago
DO HUM4NS NORM4LLY D3F3C4T3 4T P4RT13S
Jade
13 years ago
>: ( am not!!! you all arent supposed to be doing this anyways!!
Terezi
13 years ago
4LSO G3T M3 4NOTH3R ON3 OF THOS3 R3D DR1NKS
Feferi
13 years ago
Ug)()()(, woow. T)(is really feels strange, but it is kind of relaxing...
Jade
13 years ago
feferi???? D: oh no not you too!!
Feferi
13 years ago
)(u)()()(?
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at? 38(
Đave
13 years ago
nothing
Đave
13 years ago
she just doesnt know how to have a good time
Terezi
13 years ago
B4RT3ND3R!!!
Đave
13 years ago
meanwhile mixing vodka in with some bright red soda and a cherry juice, coming right up for tz
Đave
13 years ago
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Terezi
13 years ago
1 W4NT TWO
Feferi
13 years ago
But...
Đave
13 years ago
f i n e five it is
Đave
13 years ago
and nah fef i mean
Đave
13 years ago
even just once isnt so bad
Đave
13 years ago
just
Đave
13 years ago
enjoy your drink and hang out
Đave
13 years ago
ok?
Feferi
13 years ago
I..I guess...
Sollux
13 years ago
Whooooooooa, these glasses are making everything really weird. Now the entire room is a giant punch bowl filled with red juice
Feferi
13 years ago
38o
Đave
13 years ago
whoa sol
Đave
13 years ago
you ok man
Terezi
13 years ago
H3H3H3H3
Terezi
13 years ago
TH4NKS B4RT3ND3R
Feferi
13 years ago
* concerningly looks at the bottle, but tries to calm down and take another glug* W)(at's wroong???
Terezi
13 years ago
T4K3S TH3 F1RST GL4SS 4ND DOWNS 1T QU1CKLY
Đave
13 years ago
of course my number one babe
Terezi
13 years ago
1 DONT H4V3 4NY MON3Y BUT DO YOU T4K3 K1SS3S 4S P4YM3NT
Đave
13 years ago
well
Đave
13 years ago
depends
Đave
13 years ago
how good are the kisses
Terezi
13 years ago
SO GOOD
Terezi
13 years ago
UNB3L13V4BLY GOOD
Đave
13 years ago
ok well
Đave
13 years ago
ill see
Terezi
13 years ago
1F NOT 1 M1GHT JUST D3F3C4T3 ON TH1S P4RTY L1K3 J4D3 D1D!
Terezi
13 years ago
DONT M4K3 M3 H4V3 TO D3F3C4T3 ON TH3 P4RTY, D4V3
Terezi
13 years ago
B3C4US3 1 W1LL
Đave
13 years ago
no no defecating allowed
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(aat??
Đave
13 years ago
the last we need is some weird trollian shit literally trollian shit on the best shit on earth
Đave
13 years ago
which would be a counteractive reaction and therefor end in some explosion or something
Đave
13 years ago
either way
Đave
13 years ago
dont worry babe
Đave
13 years ago
its ok
Feferi
13 years ago
Are you SUUUR-E t)(is is safe???????
Đave
13 years ago
100%
Đave
13 years ago
dont worry bout a thing babyfish
Feferi
13 years ago
Babyfis)(??? Okaaayyy t)(en.
Sollux
13 years ago
What is even going on here.
Đave
13 years ago
again
Đave
13 years ago
good thing to ask
Đave
13 years ago
sup with you
Đave
13 years ago
you seem kinda
Đave
13 years ago
off
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at??????? 38(
Sollux
13 years ago
Say's the guy with a giant puppet for a face, Vriska's glasses is a huge piece of shit.
Feferi
13 years ago
Ummmmmmmmmm.......
Đave
13 years ago
i
Đave
13 years ago
what
Feferi
13 years ago
38(
Đave
13 years ago
how dare you downtalk me in such an unfantastic way
Đave
13 years ago
strange alien kid
Terezi
13 years ago
H4H4H4 YOU OK4Y TH3R3 SOLLUX
Feferi
13 years ago
W)()()(at's going onn????
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
........ Soooooooollux, say "simplicity"?
Bec
13 years ago
Oh my.
Sollux
13 years ago
Simplicity
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
D8888
Feferi
13 years ago
38O
Đave
13 years ago
fuck
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(ere did your cute lisp go!!!!
Jade
13 years ago
you guys!!!! D;
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Saaaaaaaay, si8ilance?
Đave
13 years ago
shut up ok shits happening
Jade
13 years ago
dont make me do something i'll regret!!!
Jade
13 years ago
D;<
Đave
13 years ago
such as what
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(aaaaaaat...
Feferi
13 years ago
Ug)()()()(...
Jade
13 years ago
such as this!!!! * grabs all the bottles and chugs them all down to the last drop*
Jade
13 years ago
no more alcohol!!!! >: (
Sollux
13 years ago
Si8ilance? I reeeeeeeeally don't see the point of this.
Sollux
13 years ago
What.
Đave
13 years ago
well
Đave
13 years ago
alcohol doesnt do that
Đave
13 years ago
so
Đave
13 years ago
idk what the prob is
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha! I see you've fiiiiiiiinally gotten yourself a proper quirk!
Sollux
13 years ago
Not a siiiiiiiingle fuck was given. Regardless of how I talk I'll sound a thousand times 8etter than you.
Feferi
13 years ago
...O)( MY COD.
Đave
13 years ago
wh
Đave
13 years ago
what the fck
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