that's legit, right

...

okay

you're on

good thing my college is full of nerds anyway

to say nothing of the people who run the newspaper

There is copious symbolism, of course, associated with the wanderlust of those cottony foot garments--

one need only refer to the moving incorporation of socks into the Harry Potter mythos,

where their traditional pursuit of freedom becomes a metaphor for Dobby's emancipation and, later, the enfranchisement of all house elves.

there

done

i am on a roll