:33 < * ac throws up on some puppets beclaws she doesnt f33l so good * )) :
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ill mix you up one with your fav soda
H4V3 ON3 OF TH3 R3D DR1NKS JOHN
K1ND OF GR4BS JOHN BY M1ST4K3, MOV1NG 1N FOR TH3 SMOOCH
oh cod get that stuff awway from me
:33 < * ac clings to dave and smiles * : DD
clings to nepeta and also smiles and gives her catnip
*OH GOSH WHAT IS HAPPENING * uhhhh -
*W3T 4ND SLOPPY T3R3Z1 SMOOCH, 1N H3R MOST S3DUCT1V3 M4NN3R!*
:33 < * ac takes the catnip and pours it all over the floor *
huh.... those werent the last bottles????
:33 < *ac starts to lick it up off the floor *
* leans forward suddenly*
givves in an grabs a drink anywways
swweet coddamn fuck wwhat the shell is this
*he's kind tipsy but not enough to disregard a big wet terezi smooch geez!!! he kind of just splutters and grabs her shoulders *
its different it burns different but in a good wway
:33 < *acs eyes gets really wide and she smiles big * 8DD
H3H3H3H3, NOT B4D R1GHT???
better than whateverthefuck you had
MOV3S 1N FOR 4NOTH3R, 4LSO W1TH 4N 4SSGR4B
NOT 4S PLUSH 4S USU4L, D4V3
:33 < * ac suddenly grabs jades butt *
throwws back a feww more until hes nice an tipsy
4444ND H4ND 1S SL1D1NG DOWN P4NTS 4LONG W1TH 4NOTH3R JOHNSMOOCH
heheheh i am the bluggin glub
:33 < lets rp! i will be the pretty kitty and you are my prey to chase then cuddle!
um - *jdhfjskjhgjhdkj inside his head SOMEBODY HELP *
:33 < ac suddenly tackles dave
Y3P, TOT4LLY BUTTTOUCH1NG NOW H3H3H3H3
suddenly falls and is on the floor, looking up at her in confusion oh ok what do we do now
lowers face down and sways a bit
:33 < * ac licks daves face *
grabs a bottle and slowly trudges over hey....
*he kind of just rests his forehead on terezi's shoulder with a wobbly giggle *
shrugs and wraps his arms around her ok rad
ah...too loud... * mutters*
G1V3S H1S BUTT 4 F3W GOOD SQU33Z3S, 4DD1NG SOUND 3FF3CTS TO 34CH ON3 HONK, HONK, HONK!!
suddenly swings the glass bottle onto a wall
*he starts at the noise, jumping horribly * w-what?
:33 < *ac stops midlick to stare at jade * :??
YOUR3 D1STURB1NG MY M4K3OUTS
tch you damn bitches need to shut your shitty trapsssssss!!!!!!!!
drunkly glares at everyone in the room
Psssssssst, I like her like this.
:33 < * ac pawnders tackling jade and cleaning her with her kitty tongue * :33
shut up shut up shut up hey gimme that hobbles over to terezi and plucks away her drink before downing it
DONT M3SS W1TH 4 L3G1SL4C
*he blinks, hair standing on end from the lick *
get off you damn weeaboo neko girl sluggishly kicks at
:33 < * ac flings herself at jade * : DD
Stop making my moirail soggy!!!!!!!!
DONT M3SS W1TH M3 1S WH4T 1M G3TT1NG 4T
ST1LL H4S H3R H4NDS DOWN JOHNS P4NTS, 4ND G1V3S H1S BUTT 4NOTH3R SQU33Z3 HOW 4BOUT TH1S?? >:]
:33 < *ac starts to lick and nip at jade *
uhhhh - wuh! *he jumps and giggles nervously, shuddering *
fuck offf I dont have meowmix you stupid cat!!!!! D;< shoves away
At least that won't make him soggy. >::::\
H4NDS 4R3 K1ND OF W4ND3R1NG TO TH3 FRONT OF H1S P4NTS NOW 1N 4N UN3C3SS4R1LY L3WD M4NN3R
*he kind of grabs her wrists then, and yanks them out of his jeans THANKS VERY MUCH * it's kinda bad!
hey!!!! hey!!!!!! what are you doinngggg to my bro????? hey!!!!!!!!!!!
H3 WONT L3T M3 TOUCH H1S BON3BULG3
:33 < but i just wanna clean you : ((
I woooooooonder why that might 8e. >:::: )
squiddle hentai everywhwe
PROB4BLY B3C4US3 1T F3LL OFF OUT OF D1SGUST WH3N H3 M3T YOU
Hahahahahahahaha, yoooooooou're not making aaaaaaaany sense!
1 4M M4K1NG P3RF3CT S3NS3!!!!
this is not the squiddles site i was looking for )))));
:33 < *ac goes back to licking dave *
*she remembers the bottle in her hand, unscrewing the top and swallowing a mouthful *
he blinks slowly and downs the rest of his own bottle, shrugging nonchalantly and caring less otherwise
tanglebuddies with plush rumpsssss what fjdeffd
D4V3 L3TS M3 TOUCH H1S BON3B4N4N4
*suddenly whips out her rifle * no one move!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up coolioooo!!!! ; o
she looks up, oh hey that's new Put that down 8efore I make you sleep and ruin aaaaaaaall your fun!!!!!!!!
* starts freaking the fuck out randomly* A)()(
make me you pieces of u worthy squiddle failures!!!!!
a bit dizzy and aimlessly spilling drinks but all the more for terezi
blasts a couple more shots into the ceiling
*flops dizzily onto the couch in a heap *
*Has somehow been holding a conversation with a lamp for the past hour or so while taking slow sips from any random bottle in his reach. *
this was not what i intended
i take no responsibility for any events that take place
A)()()()()( STOP IIITTTTTT
daveeeee where are you going???? D; shoots a hole in the wall right past his ear
W)(AT IS ---EV-EN GOING OOONNNNNNN
no, don't leave me with them - * ;A; *
* suddenly and carelessly starts spinning around* )(ee)(ee t)(is is fun...
ugh... *drops rifle and cr
Daaaaaaaave, where are you gooooooooing????????
* spins faster* W-E-E-E T)(IS IS -----EXCITING
boohoohoohoo ; ( what is happening to me????
Weeeeuuuug)()()(... * spins faster and suddenly falls down and passes out*
she bounces over to dave still wearing sollux's glasses and moves in for a kiss I know! :::: )
he leans in to kiss her back, wrapping arms around her shoulders thats what i thought
;( sobs violently and drops down on knees
presses up against him slipping her hand into his jeans
a shiver runs down his spine in a bit of surprise, but he's clutching at her back, kissing deeper and pulling her close
slowly wakes up with a tired look on her face U)()()()(ggg...
i dont know i cant stop thinking how sad it is that those poor squiddles turned all evil and i had to shoot them and and and I could of
she tries to pull dave's shirt off without lessening the kiss or moving away from him Daaaaaaaave........
saved them and-* falls forward face planted into the ground*
vriskaaaa - he ignores everything else, clumsily helping tug his own clothes off
oh, my god you guys - * he groans, laughs and covers his eyes* get a room!
Suddenly the front door to the tiny apartment slams open and in runs a man covered in a very dirty sheet looking around
*for Tab and promised baked goods!* WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!
What kind of party is this anyway, there are only strange bottles and under-aged kids getting NAKED
she pauses stripping dave momentarily to turn and smile at john What was that, John?
shut up!!!!! suddenly jerks up her tear stained face and points the barrel of the rifle at the newcomer
THIS ISN'T VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY, I DEMAND YOU ALL STOP POST-HASTE AND ENGAGE IN SOME HEALTHY AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVES. LIKE PING-PONG.
YOU CAN'T BE ANGRY AT PING-PONG.
.....ahahahaha it a mummy!!!!
Ping pong is 8ooooooooring! *and with that she returns to kissing dave *
YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO TASTE IN PROPER VIDEO GAMES, I- Oh.
yeah makeouts are more exciting and the best out of all of this
Sort of just hides in the puppet pile now, not entirely sure how to handle this
suddenly falls forward and blacks out
she tilts her head pressing into his mouth, makeouts are so much more exciting
makeouts yeah, tongue-in-mouth, hands under shirt, ignoring all else--best time so far tonight
vriska agrees wholeheartedly, even better than john cuddles, she moves her hand lower and presses further into the kiss
pulling her body closer he continues, running fingers up her spine, locking mouths and brushing tongues
she squirms under the touch, giggling, her head is all fuzzy and his touch is the best thing ever right now
touch indeed, his is slow, tender, barely-touching and seductive, head sinking down to kiss into her neck as he pulls himself close to her
her approach is more direct tangling her fingers in his hair and slipping her hand further into his jeans squeezing his ass
*he lets out a moan of appreciation, locking lips with a deep, rough, and generally sloppy and foul-smelling kiss, snaking his hand further
up and underneath her shirt*
*this is possibly the most unattractive kiss ever, reeking of alcohol but since they've both been drinking she couldn't care less,
she makes a sound in the back of her throat, biting his lower lip*
*yeah and his hands are a bit clumsy and he's overall kind of just flopping, but it doesnt stop him from kissing her and keeping her close,-
dragging nails over bare skin and licking over her lips and sticking his tongue in her mouth*
*ok he's not drunk enough and his two best friends are totally getting it off right over there, so he wobbles to his feet, and gives vriska
a bit of a shove towards the door in retaliation*
*it appears that her mouth has not actually become welded to dave's because she removes it from him to turn to john *
Joooooooohn, what was that for?
for being totally lame - he hiccups, and gives her another gentle push geez guys, go make out in private or something!
*she stumbles, balance isn't too great with all them alcohols * 8ut that's so far awaaaaaaaay!
no it's not! it's like... just around the hall. *he blinks and laughs *
he blinks a few times, trying to digest whats going on. he wonders for a moment why his shades arent onoh yeahanyway
feeling bad cause youre missing out on the macking
whu - no. *the two words kind of slurr into one as he blinks right back *
he leans to john and their foreheads collide whuuyeah
i dont wanna make you feel leftout
Huh, what? Daaaaaaaave!!!!!!!! What happened to not doing that with John????????
*he reels back with a soft 'owwhatthefuck', palm against his forehead * heyyyy.
anyway he backs up but ends up leaning on/toppling over vriska anyway yeah this is the good life
ive gotta show you the true way
and other various body parts
she is exactly drunk enough to do exactly what dave says, giving john a quick peck on the lips before tugging dave towards the door
*john just kind of stumbles back a little from the kiss, blinking at the pair of them disappearing into another room. okay.jpg *
he leaves with vriska cmon makeout and buckets filling or whatever the sexy time is yeah lets go do that screw that john guy
no not screwing john, he's her MOIRAIL, GOSH, she calls out over her shoulder 8ye John!
bye. *he blinks, then. well, back into the living room *
yeah later dude make sure to make us breakfast when were done waves in johns general direction and wanders off
*he laughs at that, flipping dave off as he walks away *
*wakes up * ugh.... my head is killing me!!!! x_x
yeah? *he's back in the lounge again, flopping down to sit on the couch before he tips over *