Đave
13 years ago
media.tumblr.com/tumblr_... everyone calm the fuck down
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Đave
13 years ago
ive got this
✭ john
13 years ago
what
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac throws up on some puppets beclaws she doesnt f33l so good * )) :
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Đave
13 years ago
no
Đave
13 years ago
just
Đave
13 years ago
get some sleep
Đave
13 years ago
hey john
Đave
13 years ago
want in on this beauty
Terezi
13 years ago
BLUUUHHH
Đave
13 years ago
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Terezi
13 years ago
COM3 G3T YOUR
Terezi
13 years ago
......................
✭ john
13 years ago
nah, i'm all good.
Terezi
13 years ago
...........................................
Terezi
13 years ago
BL4444R
Đave
13 years ago
my ..........................................................
Đave
13 years ago
ok
Đave
13 years ago
no
Đave
13 years ago
but really
Đave
13 years ago
ill mix you up one with your fav soda
Terezi
13 years ago
K1SS3S
Đave
13 years ago
john
Đave
13 years ago
cmon in
Đave
13 years ago
i
Đave
13 years ago
wh
Đave
13 years ago
oh
Terezi
13 years ago
H4V3 ON3 OF TH3 R3D DR1NKS JOHN
Đave
13 years ago
ok
✭ john
13 years ago
what?
Terezi
13 years ago
4ND COM3 H3R3!
Terezi
13 years ago
K1ND OF GR4BS JOHN BY M1ST4K3, MOV1NG 1N FOR TH3 SMOOCH
Eridanoir ♒
13 years ago
oh cod get that stuff awway from me
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac clings to dave and smiles * : DD
Đave
13 years ago
clings to nepeta and also smiles and gives her catnip
✭ john
13 years ago
*OH GOSH WHAT IS HAPPENING * uhhhh -
Đave
13 years ago
go on
Đave
13 years ago
drink
Đave
13 years ago
boy
Đave
13 years ago
now
Terezi
13 years ago
*W3T 4ND SLOPPY T3R3Z1 SMOOCH, 1N H3R MOST S3DUCT1V3 M4NN3R!*
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac takes the catnip and pours it all over the floor *
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < oops...
Jade
13 years ago
huh.... those werent the last bottles????
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < *ac starts to lick it up off the floor *
Jade
13 years ago
* leans forward suddenly*
Eridanoir ♒
13 years ago
givves in an grabs a drink anywways
Eridanoir ♒
13 years ago
swweet coddamn fuck wwhat the shell is this
Jade
13 years ago
oh no what did i do????
✭ john
13 years ago
*he's kind tipsy but not enough to disregard a big wet terezi smooch geez!!! he kind of just splutters and grabs her shoulders *
Eridanoir ♒
13 years ago
its different it burns different but in a good wway
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < *acs eyes gets really wide and she smiles big * 8DD
Đave
13 years ago
beautiful is what it is.
Đave
13 years ago
yeaj
Đave
13 years ago
yeah
Terezi
13 years ago
H3H3H3H3, NOT B4D R1GHT???
Đave
13 years ago
better than whateverthefuck you had
Đave
13 years ago
man
Đave
13 years ago
i guarantee it
Đave
13 years ago
i can even mix a drink
Terezi
13 years ago
MOV3S 1N FOR 4NOTH3R, 4LSO W1TH 4N 4SSGR4B
Đave
13 years ago
~~just for you~~
✭ john
13 years ago
if you say so - * bluh!*
Terezi
13 years ago
NOT 4S PLUSH 4S USU4L, D4V3
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac suddenly grabs jades butt *
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < h33h33!
Đave
13 years ago
i
Đave
13 years ago
wait
Đave
13 years ago
no
Eridanoir ♒
13 years ago
throwws back a feww more until hes nice an tipsy
Terezi
13 years ago
4444ND H4ND 1S SL1D1NG DOWN P4NTS 4LONG W1TH 4NOTH3R JOHNSMOOCH
Eridanoir ♒
13 years ago
heheheh i am the bluggin glub
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < lets rp! i will be the pretty kitty and you are my prey to chase then cuddle!
Đave
13 years ago
who
Jade
13 years ago
hey....
✭ john
13 years ago
um - *jdhfjskjhgjhdkj inside his head SOMEBODY HELP *
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < ac suddenly tackles dave
Terezi
13 years ago
Y3P, TOT4LLY BUTTTOUCH1NG NOW H3H3H3H3
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < you!
Đave
13 years ago
suddenly falls and is on the floor, looking up at her in confusion oh ok what do we do now
Jade
13 years ago
lowers face down and sways a bit
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac licks daves face *
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < iunno
Jade
13 years ago
grabs a bottle and slowly trudges over hey....
✭ john
13 years ago
*he kind of just rests his forehead on terezi's shoulder with a wobbly giggle *
Đave
13 years ago
shrugs and wraps his arms around her ok rad
Jade
13 years ago
ah...too loud... * mutters*
Đave
13 years ago
just take it in
Terezi
13 years ago
G1V3S H1S BUTT 4 F3W GOOD SQU33Z3S, 4DD1NG SOUND 3FF3CTS TO 34CH ON3 HONK, HONK, HONK!!
Jade
13 years ago
....
Jade
13 years ago
suddenly swings the glass bottle onto a wall
Jade
13 years ago
shut the fuck up!!!!!!!
Jade
13 years ago
>;O
✭ john
13 years ago
*he starts at the noise, jumping horribly * w-what?
Terezi
13 years ago
H3Y STOP TH4T
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < *ac stops midlick to stare at jade * :??
Terezi
13 years ago
YOUR3 D1STURB1NG MY M4K3OUTS
Đave
13 years ago
what
Đave
13 years ago
what the fuck
Jade
13 years ago
tch you damn bitches need to shut your shitty trapsssssss!!!!!!!!
✭ john
13 years ago
... wait what?
Jade
13 years ago
drunkly glares at everyone in the room
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Psssssssst, I like her like this.
Đave
13 years ago
whoa
Đave
13 years ago
that was great
Đave
13 years ago
keep going
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac pawnders tackling jade and cleaning her with her kitty tongue * :33
Terezi
13 years ago
H3H3H3
Terezi
13 years ago
DONT M1ND H3R, JOHN
Terezi
13 years ago
L1PL111CK
Jade
13 years ago
shut up shut up shut up hey gimme that hobbles over to terezi and plucks away her drink before downing it
Terezi
13 years ago
H3Y!!!
Terezi
13 years ago
DRUBS 1N R3TURN
Đave
13 years ago
no
Đave
13 years ago
stop
Terezi
13 years ago
DONT M3SS W1TH 4 L3G1SL4C
Terezi
13 years ago
L3G3SL
Terezi
13 years ago
L3G1SL4T3T3R
Terezi
13 years ago
L3G1
✭ john
13 years ago
*he blinks, hair standing on end from the lick *
Jade
13 years ago
get off you damn weeaboo neko girl sluggishly kicks at
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < * ac flings herself at jade * : DD
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Stop making my moirail soggy!!!!!!!!
Terezi
13 years ago
DONT M3SS W1TH M3 1S WH4T 1M G3TT1NG 4T
Jade
13 years ago
ugh!!!!!!!
Terezi
13 years ago
H333Y VR1SK4
Terezi
13 years ago
ST1LL H4S H3R H4NDS DOWN JOHNS P4NTS, 4ND G1V3S H1S BUTT 4NOTH3R SQU33Z3 HOW 4BOUT TH1S?? >:]
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < *ac starts to lick and nip at jade *
✭ john
13 years ago
uhhhh - wuh! *he jumps and giggles nervously, shuddering *
Jade
13 years ago
fuck offf I dont have meowmix you stupid cat!!!!! D;< shoves away
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
At least that won't make him soggy. >::::\
Terezi
13 years ago
1TS NOT 4LL TH4T B4D
Terezi
13 years ago
H4NDS 4R3 K1ND OF W4ND3R1NG TO TH3 FRONT OF H1S P4NTS NOW 1N 4N UN3C3SS4R1LY L3WD M4NN3R
✭ john
13 years ago
*he kind of grabs her wrists then, and yanks them out of his jeans THANKS VERY MUCH * it's kinda bad!
Terezi
13 years ago
>:?
Jade
13 years ago
hey!!!! hey!!!!!! what are you doinngggg to my bro????? hey!!!!!!!!!!!
Terezi
13 years ago
H3 WONT L3T M3 TOUCH H1S BON3BULG3
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < but i just wanna clean you : ((
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
I woooooooonder why that might 8e. >:::: )
Jade
13 years ago
squiddle hentai everywhwe
Jade
13 years ago
D;!!!!!!
Terezi
13 years ago
PROB4BLY B3C4US3 1T F3LL OFF OUT OF D1SGUST WH3N H3 M3T YOU
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha, yoooooooou're not making aaaaaaaany sense!
Terezi
13 years ago
1 4M M4K1NG P3RF3CT S3NS3!!!!
Jade
13 years ago
this is not the squiddles site i was looking for )))));
✭ john
13 years ago
wait - my what??
Terezi
13 years ago
TRY PLUSHRUMP J4D3
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Noooooooope!
Terezi
13 years ago
YOUR BULG3BON3!
Terezi
13 years ago
4RGH
Terezi
13 years ago
BULG3... B4N4N4...
Terezi
13 years ago
BON3
♌ Nepeta
13 years ago
:33 < *ac goes back to licking dave *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she remembers the bottle in her hand, unscrewing the top and swallowing a mouthful *
Đave
13 years ago
he blinks slowly and downs the rest of his own bottle, shrugging nonchalantly and caring less otherwise
Jade
13 years ago
tanglebuddies with plush rumpsssss what fjdeffd
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(aattt...
Terezi
13 years ago
D4V3 L3TS M3 TOUCH H1S BON3B4N4N4
Terezi
13 years ago
USU4LLY
Feferi
13 years ago
Tangleeebuudiiiesss??
Jade
13 years ago
*suddenly whips out her rifle * no one move!!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
what no i d
Đave
13 years ago
jade
Đave
13 years ago
calm the fuck down
Jade
13 years ago
shut the fuck up coolioooo!!!! ; o
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she looks up, oh hey that's new Put that down 8efore I make you sleep and ruin aaaaaaaall your fun!!!!!!!!
Đave
13 years ago
no
Đave
13 years ago
but
Đave
13 years ago
good try
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(AT'S GOING ON?!
Jade
13 years ago
ahahahaha oh my gosh
Terezi
13 years ago
D444V3!
Terezi
13 years ago
4NOTH3R DR1NK
Terezi
13 years ago
4ND B4N4N4BULG3
Feferi
13 years ago
* starts freaking the fuck out randomly* A)()(
Jade
13 years ago
make me you pieces of u worthy squiddle failures!!!!!
Jade
13 years ago
;-)
Jade
13 years ago
; &
Đave
13 years ago
okkk
Đave
13 years ago
a bit dizzy and aimlessly spilling drinks but all the more for terezi
Jade
13 years ago
* shoots a
Đave
13 years ago
cmon thne
Feferi
13 years ago
38'(
Jade
13 years ago
bottle*
Terezi
13 years ago
H3Y
Jade
13 years ago
ahahaahhahahaha
Feferi
13 years ago
A)()()()()()(
Jade
13 years ago
blasts a couple more shots into the ceiling
Jade
13 years ago
oh boy
Feferi
13 years ago
MAK----E IT STOOOP!!!
✭ john
13 years ago
*flops dizzily onto the couch in a heap *
Sollux
13 years ago
*Has somehow been holding a conversation with a lamp for the past hour or so while taking slow sips from any random bottle in his reach. *
Đave
13 years ago
this was not what i intended
Đave
13 years ago
i take no responsibility for any events that take place
Feferi
13 years ago
A)()()()()( STOP IIITTTTTT
Đave
13 years ago
from this moment onward
Đave
13 years ago
salutes and backs out
✭ john
13 years ago
no wait dave -
Terezi
13 years ago
G3T B4CK H3R3 G3ORG3
Jade
13 years ago
daveeeee where are you going???? D; shoots a hole in the wall right past his ear
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(AT IS ---EV-EN GOING OOONNNNNNN
Feferi
13 years ago
ARrrrrrrrrg)()(...
Jade
13 years ago
s
Đave
13 years ago
nope
Đave
13 years ago
outie
Jade
13 years ago
staggers a bit too loud
✭ john
13 years ago
no, don't leave me with them - * ;A; *
Feferi
13 years ago
* suddenly and carelessly starts spinning around* )(ee)(ee t)(is is fun...
Jade
13 years ago
ugh... *drops rifle and cr
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Daaaaaaaave, where are you gooooooooing????????
Jade
13 years ago
cries*
Feferi
13 years ago
* spins faster* W-E-E-E T)(IS IS -----EXCITING
Jade
13 years ago
boohoohoohoo ; ( what is happening to me????
Đave
13 years ago
fuck
Đave
13 years ago
nowhere
Đave
13 years ago
because
Đave
13 years ago
i love you bbay
Đave
13 years ago
baby
Đave
13 years ago
and
Đave
13 years ago
id never leave you
Feferi
13 years ago
Weeeeuuuug)()()(... * spins faster and suddenly falls down and passes out*
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she bounces over to dave still wearing sollux's glasses and moves in for a kiss I know! :::: )
Đave
13 years ago
he leans in to kiss her back, wrapping arms around her shoulders thats what i thought
Jade
13 years ago
;( sobs violently and drops down on knees
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
presses up against him slipping her hand into his jeans
Đave
13 years ago
a shiver runs down his spine in a bit of surprise, but he's clutching at her back, kissing deeper and pulling her close
✭ john
13 years ago
jade? what's wrong?
Feferi
13 years ago
slowly wakes up with a tired look on her face U)()()()(ggg...
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(at...
Jade
13 years ago
i dont know i cant stop thinking how sad it is that those poor squiddles turned all evil and i had to shoot them and and and I could of
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she tries to pull dave's shirt off without lessening the kiss or moving away from him Daaaaaaaave........
Jade
13 years ago
saved them and-* falls forward face planted into the ground*
Đave
13 years ago
vriskaaaa - he ignores everything else, clumsily helping tug his own clothes off
Terezi
13 years ago
>8\
✭ john
13 years ago
oh, my god you guys - * he groans, laughs and covers his eyes* get a room!
W V
13 years ago
Suddenly the front door to the tiny apartment slams open and in runs a man covered in a very dirty sheet looking around
W V
13 years ago
*for Tab and promised baked goods!* WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!
W V
13 years ago
What kind of party is this anyway, there are only strange bottles and under-aged kids getting NAKED
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she pauses stripping dave momentarily to turn and smile at john What was that, John?
Jade
13 years ago
shut up!!!!! suddenly jerks up her tear stained face and points the barrel of the rifle at the newcomer
Đave
13 years ago
no dont stop
Đave
13 years ago
what are you doing
W V
13 years ago
THIS ISN'T VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY, I DEMAND YOU ALL STOP POST-HASTE AND ENGAGE IN SOME HEALTHY AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVES. LIKE PING-PONG.
Đave
13 years ago
get out\
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(aat........
Feferi
13 years ago
W)(yy....
W V
13 years ago
YOU CAN'T BE ANGRY AT PING-PONG.
Jade
13 years ago
.....ahahahaha it a mummy!!!!
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Ping pong is 8ooooooooring! *and with that she returns to kissing dave *
W V
13 years ago
YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO TASTE IN PROPER VIDEO GAMES, I- Oh.
Đave
13 years ago
yeah makeouts are more exciting and the best out of all of this
W V
13 years ago
Sort of just hides in the puppet pile now, not entirely sure how to handle this
Jade
13 years ago
suddenly falls forward and blacks out
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she tilts her head pressing into his mouth, makeouts are so much more exciting
Đave
13 years ago
makeouts yeah, tongue-in-mouth, hands under shirt, ignoring all else--best time so far tonight
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
vriska agrees wholeheartedly, even better than john cuddles, she moves her hand lower and presses further into the kiss
Đave
13 years ago
pulling her body closer he continues, running fingers up her spine, locking mouths and brushing tongues
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she squirms under the touch, giggling, her head is all fuzzy and his touch is the best thing ever right now
Đave
13 years ago
touch indeed, his is slow, tender, barely-touching and seductive, head sinking down to kiss into her neck as he pulls himself close to her
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
her approach is more direct tangling her fingers in his hair and slipping her hand further into his jeans squeezing his ass
Đave
13 years ago
*he lets out a moan of appreciation, locking lips with a deep, rough, and generally sloppy and foul-smelling kiss, snaking his hand further
Đave
13 years ago
up and underneath her shirt*
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*this is possibly the most unattractive kiss ever, reeking of alcohol but since they've both been drinking she couldn't care less,
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she makes a sound in the back of her throat, biting his lower lip*
Đave
13 years ago
*yeah and his hands are a bit clumsy and he's overall kind of just flopping, but it doesnt stop him from kissing her and keeping her close,-
Đave
13 years ago
dragging nails over bare skin and licking over her lips and sticking his tongue in her mouth*
✭ john
13 years ago
*ok he's not drunk enough and his two best friends are totally getting it off right over there, so he wobbles to his feet, and gives vriska
✭ john
13 years ago
a bit of a shove towards the door in retaliation*
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*it appears that her mouth has not actually become welded to dave's because she removes it from him to turn to john *
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Joooooooohn, what was that for?
✭ john
13 years ago
for being totally lame - he hiccups, and gives her another gentle push geez guys, go make out in private or something!
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
*she stumbles, balance isn't too great with all them alcohols * 8ut that's so far awaaaaaaaay!
✭ john
13 years ago
no it's not! it's like... just around the hall. *he blinks and laughs *
Đave
13 years ago
he blinks a few times, trying to digest whats going on. he wonders for a moment why his shades arent onoh yeahanyway
Đave
13 years ago
whats your prob bro
Đave
13 years ago
feeling bad cause youre missing out on the macking
✭ john
13 years ago
whu - no. *the two words kind of slurr into one as he blinks right back *
Đave
13 years ago
he leans to john and their foreheads collide whuuyeah
Đave
13 years ago
cmon big boy
Đave
13 years ago
i dont wanna make you feel leftout
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
Huh, what? Daaaaaaaave!!!!!!!! What happened to not doing that with John????????
✭ john
13 years ago
*he reels back with a soft 'owwhatthefuck', palm against his forehead * heyyyy.
Đave
13 years ago
oh am i not supposed to
Đave
13 years ago
my bad
Đave
13 years ago
sorry
Đave
13 years ago
you can kiss him then
Đave
13 years ago
anyway he backs up but ends up leaning on/toppling over vriska anyway yeah this is the good life
Đave
13 years ago
we were busy anyway
Đave
13 years ago
cmere babe
Đave
13 years ago
ive gotta show you the true way
Đave
13 years ago
heaven of the strider
Đave
13 years ago
it consists of my lips
Đave
13 years ago
and other various body parts
Đave
13 years ago
lets go
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
she is exactly drunk enough to do exactly what dave says, giving john a quick peck on the lips before tugging dave towards the door
✭ john
13 years ago
*john just kind of stumbles back a little from the kiss, blinking at the pair of them disappearing into another room. okay.jpg *
Đave
13 years ago
he leaves with vriska cmon makeout and buckets filling or whatever the sexy time is yeah lets go do that screw that john guy
♏ Vriska
13 years ago
no not screwing john, he's her MOIRAIL, GOSH, she calls out over her shoulder 8ye John!
✭ john
13 years ago
bye. *he blinks, then. well, back into the living room *
Đave
13 years ago
yeah later dude make sure to make us breakfast when were done waves in johns general direction and wanders off
✭ john
13 years ago
*he laughs at that, flipping dave off as he walks away *
Jade
13 years ago
*wakes up * ugh.... my head is killing me!!!! x_x
Terezi
13 years ago
JOHN????
✭ john
13 years ago
yeah? *he's back in the lounge again, flopping down to sit on the couch before he tips over *
Đave
13 years ago
hahaha
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