You Cant Be Serious

I Only Just Managed To Return To My Natural Form

And For Heavens Sake Who Wakes Up And Decides Oh Today I Think I Shall Wear Pants With Egregious Crimson Ruffles All Over

That Would Most Definitely Be An Excellent Fashion Choice

And What Is The Point Of Having Such Big Horns I Mean Honestly

what

I Appear To Have Been Somehow Appearified Into The Summoners Body

What

oh

better then beiing 2tuck wiith vrii2ka2 body.

ii keep doiing 8'2 and 2hiit.

kiind of hard two code when you take a liine of text and add 8 unneeded liine2 two iit

At Least You Havent Got A Pair Of Gargantuan Yellow Logs Sticking Out On Either Side Of Your Skull

It Took Me Five Minutes To Negotiate Walking Out Of My Respiteblock Door

ii'd hone2tly rather have that then all thii2 2hiity haiir holy 2hiit

That Is Easily Remedied

All You Need To Do Is Tie It Back With Something

I Can Hardly Be Expected To Do Anything Of The Sort With These Monstrosities

you could ju2t take a hack2aw two them.

iif iit2 really botheriing you ii mean.

Are You Serious

Do You Realize How Painful That Would Be

Besides This Is After All Not Actually My Body So I Havent The Right To Make Such Drastic Modifications To It

2hiit ii wa2n't even thiinkiing ju2t then thii2 body ii2 total bull2hiit

hack2aw two 2omeone2 horn2 ii'm bettiing my hu2ktop vrii2ka diid iit two 2ome a22hole.

My Great Candy Corn Encumbrances Aside

Its Quite Fascinating That You Appear To Be Inheriting Some Of Your Current Bodys Previous Owners Traits

Specifically It Raises A Great Number Of Metaphysical Questions Apropos Of The Divide Between Soul And Body And The True Definition Of Self

Oh Dear Does This Mean I Will Soon Begin To Speak As Though I Have Imbibed Copious Amounts Of Tequila

That sound's like a 8unch of 8uuuuuuuullshit! There's no way I'd ever start acting like Vriska. >:::

. . .

ju2t goiing two

go now

yeah

Now Theres Something You Dont See Every Day

thii2 ii2 total bull2hiit

I Am In Complete Agreement

hEY HEY! gOOD ON YOU, CHICA! eNJOY MI CUERPO WHILE IT LASTS, EH?

Frankly I Am Finding It Difficult To Derive Enjoyment From Any Aspect Of This Experience

wELL HEY, IT COULD HAVE GONE WORSE. yOU COULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THIS CHURRO'S BODY. ¡qUE MALO!

What Foreign Physical Container Have You Been Saddled With Then

mENG, i'M THE LITTLE MINI-sUFFERER. tHESE LITTLE NUBBY HORNS. i CAN'T TAKE THIS!

I Should Think Youd Be Relieved

I Am Honestly At A Loss As To How Anyone Expects Me To Carry On With These Ludicrous Two Wheeled Transportation Device Handlebars Attached

To The Sides Of My Think Pan

hEY, IT'S NOT SO BAD. dON'T YOU FEEL MORE MACHO? bESIDES THAT, YOU GOT SOME WINGS NOW, MENG. ¡vOLARE!

Ill Have You Know That I Was Already Mucho Macho In My Original Form

...

Dios Mio

Shit I Did It Again

hahaha

chrii2t

eHEHEHEH. ¿tE GUSTA? oNLY A REAL VAPID FUCKING NOOKWHIFFER WOULD DIS ON MY TALK.

... sHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME

This Is Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It Utter And Complete Mierda

O)( cod.

¡nO BUENO! i CAN'T BE THE COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF WHAT A FAIRY FUCKING WINGED GOALPOST I WAS EARLIER