plurk just gave me the tip "having fun on plurk will increase your karma" - how does plurk know if im having fun or not? /suspicious ...
it can read your mind
this worries me O.O
why? Are you thinking of taking over the world? You fiend!
/dramatic gasp
/evil laugh... you realise now that you have discovered my secret, i can no longer let you live?
y-you wouldn't dare! 
Does anyone not have fun on plurk, though?
the people who write rage plurks of rage?
orangecrates: /evil laugh... /pauses... yeah, you're right, im too nice to destroy anyone /casually tosses away doomsday devices