AND WOW

WOW DO I EVER FUCKING HATE THINGS ABOUT HOW SHAKESPEARE WAS A LIE

I HAD FORGOTTEN

HOW MUCH I HATE THEM ???

buries head in nearby wall

ugh I just like

whether William-Shakespeare-of-record wrote the plays is completely irrelevant to any of why we celebrate them today

so basically the only reason that people continue to chase the ~~real Shakespeare is because

'normal people with relatively mundane lives can't be geniuses'

especially, god forbid, artistic geniuses

...

I was not aware these people existed

hahahahahahahahahhhahahaha

ha

THEY ARE PROBABLY NOT AS COMMON AS I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE

it's just I was first introduced to the ~theory in middle school and it has been cropping up ever since

getting me

irrationally het up

etc.

Are these basically the same kind of people who like to say that the moon landing never happened?

LMOA

... LMAO

EVEN

i guess it's not exactly the same because i mean

evidence of occurrences that took place 400 years ago does tend to be a lot faultier than evidence of occurrences from 40 years ago

...or the same people who also say the Holocaust never happened, too, fff

These are the worst kinds of conspiracy theorists...

well I mean I wouldn't compare that because one is erasure of genocide and one is just like

arguing that some literature was not written by one white dude

it was written

by

another dead white dude!!!!

DANG.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT, LEONARDO DA VINCI ALSO NEVER DID JACK SHIT, EITHER. SOME OTHER DUDE DID

WHY?

lmao yeah it's more like that.

IDK JUST 'CAUSE

or it's like idk

the da vinci code

DID IT FOR THE LULZ ¯\(ºдಠ)/¯

okay no it's not really like the da vinci code i just associate the two things because both are STUPID AND BORING CONSPIRACY THEORIES

lol the da Vinci Code...

but yeah.

i just have a lot of feelings BI

God this Anonymous movie just looks horrifically boring and awful

I am like. WHO CARES?

YEAH

WHO CARES ABOUT ANY OF IT

NO ONE

DID YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE TO MAKE A DAMN MOVIE OUT OF THIS?

shakes them by the scruffs of their various necks

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ADAPTING A DISCWORLD BOOK IN THE TIME YOU SPEND MAKING THIS SHIT

#priorities

yeah, but that'd require roland emmerich adapting a discworld book

and

i don't want to imagine that

.... okay good point

good

point.

lol

God, I don't think I have ever felt dumber watching a trailer like I did just now :|

Like, even Twilight isn't that bad, because at least those books don't try to convince us SEE THIS IS REAL GUYS

THIS IS HAPPENING

ksjglksdjglsdg

yeah

it wouldn't be as bad if they weren't bookending it with DEREK FUCKING JACOBI, who is. y'know. one of the most publicly visible oxfordian

conspiracy theorists there is

granted it'd still be horrendous but.

hahahaaaha

weeps

I am actually more pissed off that they used an Unkle song for their shitty ass trailer

SORRY GUYS BUT NOT EVEN UNKLE CAN MAKE YOUR CRAP LOOK GOOD