WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING

IM TALKING ABOUT PISS AND SHIT AND YOUR GOING ON ABOUT SOME JAPANESE SHOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT

cxzFD

okay

have you guys ever wondered like

who invented

woooorrdsss

sollux you are drunk

homer is ded

im not drunk

yet

i am looking at those shitty brown bottles

holy shit this show

why

im so glad my fellow americans are setting the standard for the world

lettting people know how classy we are by jumping off 3 story buildings into small piles of pillows and expecting it to end well

FFF

what are you even

wathcing

watching *

worlds dumbest top 20 moments

strangely

its ALL in america

mmm

huh

so yeah we should change back soon or something

we've been body swapped for ages!

yeah

but

doc sufferering is way too fun

WHAT THE FUCK

THESE GUYS ARE LEGIT HIDING IN A BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY ROAD

WHAT COULD

EVER

GO

WRONG?!

>ds: be incredibly patronizing

HAHA I MISSED THE UPDATE BY TWO HOURS BECAUSE I WAS TAKING TO ONE PERSON ON OMEGLE FOR THAT LONG

HI

khgjkhgjkhkhbghkbggbghkggkhkhjbhkbhjkbh

klhjlkhlkjnhjknjklhuh

/fart

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Kawaii meido desu~ gonna fuck you up with my moe moe kyun fuckery~

what

No stop that

Cut that shit out

Just leave

go

i dont know you anymore

D; Sollux kun doushite???

No

Just]

Go

This friendship is over

Too fucking kawaii desuka?

Lmao

Just wait until you hear my chibi voice

The world would explode

Hey hey hey

Tch was it that disturbing? = 3= fine byeeee

Lol

Sorry I was distracted with a game

Dark Souls shit or what

nah

some bullshit game flash

wow

this laptop is it

shit***

: (

wat

so

yeah]

whats up

yall

tumblring

oh

how exciting

should we do something fun?

yes fun things are fun

ugu

Well, I am back to confusing strangers on omegle by sounding like I am the child of Kanaya and Doc Scratch.

LOL what...Am playin' MGS and stuck on the goddamn never ending stairs.

FUCKING STAIRS BRO D8<

OH GOD

DAMNIT

i hate that part

the entire time i was playing that game with my two homestuck friends

and everytime i got shot and fell down like 50 stairs they were like " TOLD U BOUT STAIRS "

yeah i FUCKING GET IT

ITS A REAL FUNNY FUCKING JOKE

FUCKING HELL-

asdf

see this is why no one should ever make SBaHJ references ever.

lmao

i like trains

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

MAN

I keep missing out on shit

Also I beat Dark Souls 2day

well

a few days ago

i am

informing you all

now

k

yay!

I just got outta a public bath house/sauna thing...it was so awkward yet it felt awesome o_o