wow fuck
its been forever since i had this normal fleshy thing back
its like i just cracked an external xenomorphic egg and hatched a little too early
it feels almost weird now
huh
ew.
this skin is just too soft and squishy like a newborn larvae
you're finally back to normal, though!
what if i dont want to be
you don't want to be?
what if i enjoyed being estraterrestrial alien xenomorph creatures
well........
maybe you're an animorph at heart, dave.
my soul truly belongs to the furries
fuck animorphs i am better than those gradeschool anthromorphic wannabes
what kind of furry are you?
a dragon
demonic alchemic viceroy-emperor
the dragon
it spells d.a.v.e see
i am also a king and this is my cave
it has a lot of gold and young and possibly underage prostitutes
okay, if you're a dragon, then i'm a eagle.
wow overrated
way to be a typical stereotype embodied
but sure go right ahead
are you also bald
a haast eagle!
no, no way.
i'm a badass and i'll bite you in the eyes with my beak.
rude
ill step on you
with my giant paws
that i use for yiffing
oh no!
i will fly away before you can yiff me.
no
i must chase after you and catch you in my powerful maw
and drag you to my cave
for the yiffing
nooooooooo!!!
it had better be tender ):
tender yiffing
ok
ill be gentle
the size different might make it difficult but
i will go easy
caw caw
what
eagles dont caw
are you turning into a johnsprite
yes they do!
lord help me too many feathery assholes around here
or do they scree
i don't know.
i never really listened to one
they do that weird bird shriek thing
i dunno how to make that noise in typing.
sckrhhhk
i imagine its something like that
use your imagination
red-tailed hawk screaming
screeeeeeeeeeaaaarrrr
whoa
Đave
is
that thing wheezing or something
okay that is the sound i make when you drag me back into your evil yiff cave
if you heard that scream you would think twice before taking me on!
yeah i guess
i just kinda would toy with your beak a bit
stick a couple fingers in there
i would bite your fingers off, geez!
you cannot penetrate my thick scales dumbass
hhahhaa penetrate
im gonna penetrate you in the yiff cave boi
get on your weird bird knees
im comin up from behind
ewwwww no!
besides i am topping
eagles are cooler than dragons, so
what
but youre tiny as fuck
i could like
sit on you and make it sexual
and i would still win
sitting on me isn't sexual, that's squishing me!
and haart eagles are huge okay.
not as huge as dragons duh
i could squish you sexually
theres a fetish for that you know
small animals being crushed
you would be the small animal
i will beak poke you in the butt.
... ew, what?
who likes being squished sexually???
Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality)
Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals
stoppppp that's gross!
poor animals...
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
yeah that
that is so weird.
yeah people are sick dude
so anyway
back to the yiff cave so i can put my pulsing purple external organ into your feathers
i like how you say
"people are sick"
and then you post that
i never said i wasnt one of those people
gross.
stop complaining while were yiffing dude
wait we're yiffing?
dude i clarified that like ten lines ago
oh i just assumed it didn't really happen considering i totally dodge flew away like a badass
no that was when i caught you in my teeth and dragged your slanky ass back here
stop godmodding youre ruining it
damnit!
okay fine fine
we're yiffing or whatever
i'm not enjoying it!
oh
jeeze
do i just have to lick your whole body to get you in the mood first
preen your feathers and all that
you will have a feathery tongue hahaha
your face is feathery
literally
how about we get some egg laying in here
i can't lay an egg if your dumb dinosaur dick is in me
also check that alliteration!
+3 points for me.
dinosaur
it depends which hole its coming out of you retard
oh. dragon. whatever.
same thing!
i dunno how egg laying works!
a dragon and a dinosaur arent the same thing get your facts straight before i punch you in the neck with my wings
well think about it and make shit up
id like to see you use your imagination.
maybe they come out my mouth
like i vomit them up
how's that for using my imagination!
actually no that would be really awful.
i will eat them with my mouth and we will have makeouts between the fresh slime-covered eggs you just gave mouthbirth to
ewwww.
that's the least sexy thing ever.
what a boner kill.
youre a boner kill
i am not.
i'm a boner... enabler!
yeah that talk just turns me right on
i knew it.
put your bird dick in me baby
yeah ok sure.
nah forget you
you can take your swollen gestating bird vagina elsewhere
ew!
i'm a boy bird!
that means nothing of your genitalia
yes it does!
no
yes! it means i have a feathery... thing.
a) you obviously know nothing of bird dicks
or how furries really work
w
what
how did that
whatever
why would i know things about bird dicks.
you're obviously the expert on that!
duhhhhhhhh
god do i have to school you on THIS too
get a pen
ill make some diagrams
teach me all you know.
)(i Dave!!
sup fef
hows it going
anyway here
upload.wikimedia.org/wik... im not sure if this even belongs to a bird
close enough
have all that down boy
what the fuck
birds dude