and then describes him and we couldn't have LESS in common.

I've managed to dodge her so far, but now today she shows up with a picture of him "so I can see him and make up my mind"

HELP MEH! I'm not sure how to politely decline her and not have weirdness at work. She's obsessed. I'm too nice sigh

=o.O=

srsly. She thinks I need to "get out there" but "I DON'T WANT TO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" doesn't seem like a very mature response

Tell her no, you're not interested, and that her insistence is making you uncomfortable.

Snog her.

I understand that she thinks she's being helpful, but attempting to badger someone into doing something they don't want to really isn't nice

"THE REASON I'M SINGLE IS BECAUSE I'M PART MANTIS. PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR FRIEND IN DANGER."

LOL Hex

Well, I left her a note (along with his picture returned) explaining that I wasn't interested in dating ANYONE, atm, but thanks anyway.

Hopefully it does the trick.

(I almost typed "drink" instead of "trick"...Freud much? )