I don't necessarily like black metal because it's musically revolutionary, though there are some bands that are fantastic.
No, I like black metal because only black metal bands think they can get away with giving songs names like,
"The Death of All Saints in The Kingdom of Hell"
or "Blood Hunger Doctrine"
not even just blood hunger, but an entire doctrine about the hunger for blood
it just so painfully cheesy that I can't help but like it.
hahaha
note to self: get corey a VERY EFFICIENT set of headphones for christmas
secondary note to self: get self a VERY EFFICIENT set of earplugs