Moffat, why can you not just leave me be? D:

Why would you choose this as a publicity photo and then say...

"lol we make it clear they're not gay this series sry gys."

I don't want them to be canon, I just want them to be ambiguous life partners forever. Is that too much to ask? ;___;

Would a non-loving relationship be ok?

Just good friends? I would prefer that myself.

As long as I can believe they are actually a romantic asexual and his mostly-straight true love, I'm okay with it. :3

I cant think of any romantic relationship - TV, books, films, etc - that I'm invested in.

I guess romance has never been important to me like that. Whats the apeal to you?

Ah, well, I suppose the only thing I've consistently wanted since I was about twelve is to be in love with someone...

Ah.

I wanted to be a dinosaur.

Then a Space Marine.

Then a vampire.

Now its an undead monster from beyond the grave.

Before that I wanted to be a vet.

Although love is a nice thing.

My sister is a vet - or training to be and let me tell you, noone sane wants that.

That's why I changed my mind when I reached secondary school!

Hours like you wouldnt believe and a work load that makes whats his name with the boulder look like a holiday.

Sisyphus.

No you!

And; you have a butt.

I know from my learnings.

...

...Yes?

Just saying.

SO HOW ABOUT THEM RANGERS AYE?!