he justified it as only codifying what they were already doing anyway. I wish I had though of that excuse when I was a kid.

also, it's our patriotic duty to fund our military members and their dependants. Well, yeah, so don't stick things in that don't belong.

writes "Lunch Money Redistribution Authorization Act" on a napkin, then goes to beat up the congressman.

I was gonna do it anyway, but now it's codified.