MY IDEAS SO FAR:

alliwantislaundry
effing_multiverse
genophiliac
poorcopingstrategies poorlycopingstrategist pretendyfuntimebattles pretendyfuntimestrategist

Also, song lyrics. Because song lyrics never fail me.

going_to_grow_wings
guardedandcynicalnow
no_use_dwelling_on

nooneopposesyou/allmenmustyield <-kinda want to have matching names for him and the Geno like I do on LJ but this sounds too badass for him.

inactivejerkfaceloser isn't taken either. :|a

I like poorlycopingstrategist a lot.

poorcopingstrategist

I like poorlycopingstrategist too.

I was sort of partial to those too. I wasn't sure if they...read well, though.

If that makes sense.

BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO so I think I might go with one of them.

I think poorlycoping works better than poorcoping imo. Somehow poorcoping reads as poopcupping to me.

...I almost snorted water out my nose, ngl.

ffff

I was thinking something like "poor coping strategy" only with -ist on the end

WHATEVER READS BETTER