Josh Lucas is hot as ever, and still an awesome actor.

The writing had me cringing repeatedly.

P.S. Never ever frame an episode like that, omg.

p.p.s. AT&T U-verse sucks gigantic mastodon balls.

I can only watch this for the overwhelming hotness

which is many and plenty

The hotness is phenomenal. The plotting has me wincing. Again and again.

If only it were Simonellie

/weeps

If only it were coherent.

If only he were pantsless

And shirtless.

IT WOULD BE MORE CREDIBLE FOR HIM TO PLEAD HIS CASES NAKED THAN THE WAY HE'S DOING IT NOW.

WITH PR0N

Fuck objections. I want an entirely different set of things going on in the courtroom. "ERECTION!" "SUSTAINED."

lMAO!

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I am just so sad that the plot is a load of slippery noodles. The original book and movie were tightly plotted. This is like... "Mitch

does everything that comes into his head randomly but wins the day because he's Mister Awesome Idealist and plans are for fools."

Or something. I can't even figure it out. It is so badly written.

and he's hot

THE END

The plot would be tighter if they just pointed the camera at him for two hours while he did push-ups.

ass flexing?

Bring it. Lots of it.

AND I AM MAD BECAUSE THE OPENER WAS SO ADRENALINE-PUMPY.

And then it just fell into a pile of noodles.

PLOT. NOODLES.

I kind of want to put him in Walking Dead to provide more hotness relief

HE COULD PLEA-BARGAIN FOR THE WALKERS.

"Are you guilty?" aASsaSSFFrooroooroooooaWERAFAS

I am just soooooo annoyed because you don't DO that. You don't open the show with a cliffhanger that's not even going to have its

LEAD-IN done by the end of the episode, much less still hanging over the cliff. WTF. That's not how that device works.

My film professors would give the screenwriters Ds at BEST for that script.

you must rewrite this!

I WOULD BUT IT WOULD INVOLVE AN ALT-SIMON INSTEAD PROBABLY.

gdi, they had an hour and a half of screen time to get there and they still couldn't. PLOT NOODLES. CHEAP RAMEN PLOT NOODLES.

pr0n injection?

Might work. NBC needs something. Why not stick as shtick?