My initial thought upon seeing the first hour of "Alcatraz"
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that it's going to be like Dragon Ball, only instead of looking for enchanted wish-granting artifacts
they're collecting temporally displaced convicts.
I saw it on the plane without sound and wasn't too interested.
I'm mostly going "it's Dr Grant from Jurassic Park, Hurley from LOST and Neela from ER in a JJ Abrams mindfuckpalooza!"
and counting the episodes until I no longer have any idea what's going on.
Sam Neill basically makes a career out of playing assholes
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