Welcome! May I be the first to give you a damn good plurking.

And your name is so long you have by far the widest plurks on my timeline.

I might make it longer, once I have more karma.

Uh oh. We're all in trouble.

waits for an add from "AhButMyPlurkNameIsEvenLongerThanThePlurkNameYouChoseForYourselfEarlierTryingToBeClever"