THERE IS ONLY ONE

Aqua - Barbie Girl

Psyche's only song on his MP3 player, obvs.

he blasts it in izaya's apartment in order to wake up in the morning

Unfortunately

Thus his true reason for desperately finding it: NO ONE MUST KNOW

Spoiler: Psyche actually doesn't care too much about others finding out except Tsugaru. And he knows everybody will blab.

He knows Izaya is a closet AQUA fan.

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/tries to imagine Izaya singing "Barbie Girl" as he Parkours through Ikebukuro

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MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING.

...............SHIZUO IS THE KEN CHASING AFTER HIM.

DAMMIT PSYCHE STOP TALKING SO MUCH

Izaya had no more clients. The end.

psyche teaches hibiya how to twerk to aqua

MY MIND IS NOW UNCLEAN

nick have you seen twerk vids you should youtube it

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Wait, did you just call me by my real name.

/completely misses the point

GO LOOK UP TWERK VIDS

And I did for once. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

CAN'T STOP ME

/sits on

I SEE HOW IT IS

Do you now.

YEAH.

I only do it because I love you, dear. ;D

I DO NOT FEEL LOVED YA JERK

also shh I'm asleep really

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