i socialize more at night

'm more productive at night

can i be an owl yet

nothing wrong with that

don't be an owl, owls are dumb, be like... a possum or something

what a nightcrawler!

Don't be Owl he's a douchebag

i like how you made an unintentional xmen reference, helen

WHAT ABOUT NITE OWL VISHAL

NIGHT OWL DOESN'T LIVE IN THE 100 ACRE WOOD, JEN. IT'D BE A TAD AWKWARD IF HE DID

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION

HE'S OLD ENOUGH. IT'LL BE GOOD FOR HIM.

DYSFUNCTIONAL ADVENTURE WITH WINNIE THE POOH.

can I be Roo?

nothing about this plurk is ok

Cathy, you can be Bun- I mean, Rabbit

David if I could I'd give you a good kick in the pancreas.

well, you can't cuz it's gone

I'll buy you a new one off one of the black market dealers. Then surgically shove it in. Then kick it.

deal

The wonderful thing about.... I'll stop